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 Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:49 pm
Granted, But then you discover your dog is missing.
I wish i had a laptop.
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:53 pm
Granted. But your new laptop is full of viruses.
I wish I could speak fluent German.
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:35 pm
Gewährt: Sie können fließendes Deutsch. ..sie nur kann nicht lesen es sprechen.
I wish that I could get a manicure and pedicure
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:45 pm
Granted. But the nail-strengthening nail polish is so strong, you can never cut your nails again.
I wish I could be a ninja.
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:46 pm
Granted: Youre a ninja, but are constantly attacked by other ninjas for bragging rights.
I wish Kris and I could find the perfect church to get married in.
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:49 pm
Granted, but they have no minister.
I wish it would not rain before monday.
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:02 pm
Granted, But it doesnt rain till Monday August 23,2034.
I wish my next door neighbors house hadnt caught on fire.
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:32 pm
Granted. But yours does.
I wish there were no solar eclipses.
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:52 am
Granted: There is no more moon blocking the sun, no more moon at all.
Good Idea: Going to bed at a decent hour.
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:29 am
Granted. But waking sleeping in every day.
I wish I could have the strength of 100 gay men.
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 2:43 pm
Granted: Unfortunately 100 gay men aren't very strong and you end up crying for days because Elton John hurt your feelings...
I wish my shirt sleeve wasn't wet.
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 2:53 pm
Granted: It is the only dry spot on your shirt now.
I wish my NFL team would win a game.
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:19 pm
Granted: They win a game, just one, and actually it was Scrabble. So now your NFL team no longer plays football, they are the Scrabble Champions of the world!
I wish that the project we are doing at work goes well...so this way we can goto a tropical local for our meeting next year!! whee
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:53 pm
granted. but...it rains and stroms the entire time you're there.
i wish i had a hot boyfriend
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:04 pm
You have a hot boyfriend, but he goes gay one day after meeting you.
I wish I had quad damage.
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