Corrupt A Wish!

[American Dreamcatcher]

Granted, But then you discover your dog is missing.

I wish i had a laptop.  

[BansheeinHades]

Granted. But your new laptop is full of viruses.

I wish I could speak fluent German.  

[Aurora Sing]

Gewährt: Sie können fließendes Deutsch. ..sie nur kann nicht lesen es sprechen.


I wish that I could get a manicure and pedicure  

[BansheeinHades]

Granted. But the nail-strengthening nail polish is so strong, you can never cut your nails again.

I wish I could be a ninja.  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Granted: Youre a ninja, but are constantly attacked by other ninjas for bragging rights.

I wish Kris and I could find the perfect church to get married in.  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Granted, but they have no minister.

I wish it would not rain before monday.  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Granted, But it doesnt rain till Monday August 23,2034.


I wish my next door neighbors house hadnt caught on fire.  

[BansheeinHades]

Granted. But yours does.

I wish there were no solar eclipses.  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Granted: There is no more moon blocking the sun, no more moon at all.


Good Idea: Going to bed at a decent hour.  

[BansheeinHades]

Granted. But waking sleeping in every day.

I wish I could have the strength of 100 gay men.  

[Aurora Sing]

Granted: Unfortunately 100 gay men aren't very strong and you end up crying for days because Elton John hurt your feelings...

I wish my shirt sleeve wasn't wet.  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Granted: It is the only dry spot on your shirt now.

I wish my NFL team would win a game.  

[Aurora Sing]

Granted: They win a game, just one, and actually it was Scrabble. So now your NFL team no longer plays football, they are the Scrabble Champions of the world!

I wish that the project we are doing at work goes well...so this way we can goto a tropical local for our meeting next year!! whee  

[VOMiTxromancex]

granted. but...it rains and stroms the entire time you're there.

i wish i had a hot boyfriend  

[+M . r. M a c a b r e+]

You have a hot boyfriend, but he goes gay one day after meeting you.

I wish I had quad damage.