What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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13% |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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16% |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:08 am
Purtie The droid begins by pulling out an electronic bullwhip and thrashing Purtie with it. Looks like this Droid has a kinky side. wink Purtie = 170 Hard = 170 The droid considers switching tactics when he realizes Purtie considers a bullwhip "kinky". He disguises himself as a puppy and gives her the 'ol puppy-dog-eyes before lunging at her with his vibroblade Purtie = 170 Droid = 90
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 9 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:08 am
Purtie * Swings wildly at droid * The droid tries for a spinning kick. Purtie = 170 Droid = 90
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:10 am
Purtie scream scream scream scream scream scream Purtie = 170 Hard = 90 The droid goes Three Stooges style and attempts to poke her in the eyes. Purtie = 170 Droid = 90
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:13 am
RyogaRob Darth Daddicus RyogaRob *Blades* me= 250 hpHard= 170 hp The droid swings an upper-cut. RyogaRob = 90 Droid = 170 *Kick to the Chest* me= 90 hpHard= 170 hp The droid disguises itself as a scantily-clad Twi'lek dancing girl, luring the man closer, then lunges with a karate chop to the throat. RyogaRob = 90 Droid = 90
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:14 am
RyogaRob *Blaster* me= 90 hpHard= 170 hp The droid disguises itself as RoseRoyal, points at her feet in a demanding tone and attempts to hammer-punch his opponent when he goes to kiss his feet. RyogaRob = 90 Droid = 90
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:15 am
RyogaRob Dang you Droid *Blades* me= 90 hpHard= 90 hp The droid kicks at the man's chin. RyogaRob = 90 Droid = 90
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 5 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:20 am
Felinophile Darth Daddicus The droid spins around with the saber extended to hit his opponent's mid-section. Felinophile = 140 Droid = 140 mad The droid flies above Felinophile, and lands directly behind her swiping at her. Felinophile = 85 Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 8 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:23 am
The droid drops lower and swipes at Felinophile's ankles. Felinophile = 30 Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:25 am
Felinophile shouldn't start so early in the morning stressed The droid goes for the kill shot aiming his saber directly at her heart. Felinophile = The droid had his coffee, it seems. Droid = 85
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:29 am
Seigyo HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 80HP The droid sputters and sparks in a pool of it's own oil.
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:32 am
floralsnow Fine! I'm not so good with this so I'll take the easiest first. stressed EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 30HP
Droid's life: 220 points
The droid jabs at the girl with his screwdriver. flloralsnow = 220 Droid = 160
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:33 am
floralsnow I'll definitely defeat you stupid droid!!! Droid's Life: 190 points The droid shoots it's nail gun at the girl. flloralsnow = 220 Droid = 160
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:34 am
floralsnow I'm mad! Hit him harder! scream Droid's Life: 160 points The droid attempts to rivet the girl's calves. flloralsnow = 190 Droid = 160
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 8 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:37 am
YaoiIsDelicious heart YaoiIsDelicious = 195 Droid = 250 The droid fakes a swing at the girl's right shoulder before dropping the blade to her knees. YaoiIsDelicious = 140 Droid = 195
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 8 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:38 am
YaoiIsDelicious heart heart YaoiIsDelicious = 195 Droid = 250 The droid spins around aiming for her left shoulder. YaoiIsDelicious = 85 Droid = 195
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