The person below me

[Seiji-ojisan]

I don't even know who Fred is and I know I'm nuttier than him! eek

The person below me can see the future.  

[JTN]

Yes.. We ALL are going to die! twisted


The person below me took the red pill. cool  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Oh look i see mice shaped like a man... So... tempted... to eat it... Oh look hawks...

The person below me wants to get married with this girl*holds up a crazy girl who was hugging my leg*ENOUGH ALREADY!!!  

[JTN]

Sorry... no... she scares me! gonk



The person below me cannot refuse an offer of mass manufactured Halloween chocolates.  

[Intoxikace]

I refuse!
I don't like milk chocolate.. I only like 99% cocoa chocolate. XD

The person below me.. likes to eat random vegetables while they are frozen!  

[Karvax nar Kilratha]

Sorry, but I'm not a fan of vegetables...

The person below me has been to a flea market (and no, not the insect flea, mind you).  

[JTN]

Yes. The sheer number of 80s porn available is mind-boggling!


The person below me can never be a vegan... on account of being a vampire.  

[Mystical Prodigy]

I am a Vampire.

the person below wants to be a ninja that shoots lazer beams  

[Karvax nar Kilratha]

Ninjas would lose their stealth ability if they fired lasers, and no, I don't plan on being one. I'm something else entirely, and it's far better than being a ninja.

The person below me can move something with their mind.  

[JTN]

Sure...

*throughout several cities in Europe... thousands of women's bras suddenly unclasp in unison*


The person below me knows what has been seen cannot be unseen. eek  

[Karvax nar Kilratha]

If I had a dollar for every time I possessed an omniscient ability or an implant, that would be true...

(always the perverse, demented one, aren't you?)

The person below me slipped on a waxed staircase.  

[JTN]

Yes, I did. (If by "staircase" you meant "girlfriend's bikini line")


The person below me has way too much leftover Halloween candy. 3nodding  

[greenyoshieggz]

negative, didn't even trick or treat, i gorged myself at ihop for the last night of all you can eat pancakes xd

the person below me had a good day today (or so far) neutral  

[JTN]

Yes, and I'm not just saying that because I kicked a** in my last exam and am now l lounging around with a belly full of free BBQ... 3nodding


The person below me cannot wait for that first snow.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

I wish... Unfortunately i can't its tropical where i live. crying

The person below me is thinking of declaring war.