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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:17 pm
He cheated on me with the neighbor's son
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:19 pm
"Michael Jackson Stole my clothes!" she draws too much attention from Paparatzi.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:24 pm
He thought I was Lady Gaga
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:25 pm
"Wha?" She confused me like a Lizard looking at itself in a mirror
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:30 pm
He threw all our pets into the river
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:04 am
because she was a joker in bed
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:48 am
She was worse than my Ex vampire wife...
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:11 am
........................ eek I married him in the first place?!
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Profitable Conversationalist
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:54 am
Because we were very very very drunk on that night we met and go married. *sobs*
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:14 am
it was collage and we didn't know what we were doing.
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:32 am
He got me pregant and then left me when he found out!
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:35 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:46 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:51 am
i wanted to have kids, of my own. i didnt want to adopt.
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:05 am
I have no... idea... how we married... in...the.........first ....................Place ... *passes out*
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