Corrupt A Wish!

[Aurora Sing]

This is how to get your squiddle Click here unfortunately the store is totally closed this weekend gonk


I wish that my knee would hurry up and get better.  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Your knee gets better, but now you can't dance.

I wish I didn't have to work this week.  

[i_love_nutmeg]

your don't have to work this week or ever youve been fired

I wish i was better at grammer  

[ManagerKyoto]

Granted, but is perfect l33t speak grammer.

I wish I had a new duck.  

[TintedShades]

Granted, a new duck garnished with oranges and a side of delicately seasoned rice... Later to be eaten by your friend.

I wish I had some money.  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Granted you have millions of Monopoly money.

I wish my back didnt hurt.  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Granted, but now you are in a coma for a year.


I wish it was tuesday  

[Aurora Sing]

Granted: Just like groundhog day it is Tuesday over and over and over again. You continually relive Tuesday while everyone else around you has no clue...however there is no more weekends...that sucks


I wish that I could finish the displays in the new store...  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Granted, the displays are finished, but the store burns down...

I wish my sore knee having friend wouldnt pick up sinks.  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Granted , but now she insists on picking up EVERYTHING else. (silly girl)

I wish my AC hadn't just gone out on me.  

[Aurora Sing]

(It suddenly feels like I am being ganged up on....)

Your wish is granted: The a/c works perfectly, however it is now winter and its record freezing temps and now your heater doesn't work...


I wish I didnt take a 5hr nap...  

[i_love_nutmeg]

Granted: you took a 20 hr nap and then woke up to find that the bathtup overflowed and your now in a pool

I wish the price for fox ears would drop  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Granted the price drops because all the ears have fleas


i wish i could get paid without going to work  

[Aurora Sing]

Granted: (lazy man) You have busted your knee, snapped it like a twig in fact...and now you get paid workmans comp which is only 40% of your regular salary.... (trust me it sucks)

I wish my knee wasn't busted like a twig...  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Granted: Both knees work perfectly fine, but now your elbows dont bend anymore...makes eating dificult.

I wish my fiance felt better(shes sick).