Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[Aurora Sing]

Because she is worried about you....*totally innocent* Didn't say anything...


What makes an airplane able to fly?  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Pilots...

Its been a month since my last chemo, is that too soon to go back to work?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Maybe not, as long as you aren't driving a truck.

What is today?  

[Aurora Sing]

The day after the worst day of my life....

When will the sun shine?  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Sometime early in the morning. Or, when you open your eyes.

Why can I never get as many bubbles in the bath as my fiance?  

[VOMiTxromancex]

Because bubble baths like her better

Why did the cow jump over the moon?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Because he wanted to.

Why is life so twisted?  

[Aurora Sing]

because if it wasn't twisted then everyone would live in straight lines and no ones path would ever cross.


What are Necco Waffers made out of?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Umm
Sugary goodness?
(blech)


What time is a good time?  

[Aurora Sing]

Any time is a good time if you make it that way.

What exactly is this supposed to mean: dramallama ?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Bleh


What color is joy?  

[orangescale]

evil with a mixture of laughter is the color of joy

Why are you talking about this?  

[Aurora Sing]

because we can't think of anything better to do with our time...


What exactly is Jambalaya?  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Its a delicious chicken, crawdad and andouille sausage. Its oh so yummy. I hope your happy Im hungry now...

What should I have for lunch since there are no creole restaurants near here?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Spaghetti (it's crawfish)

Where is Micky Mouse?