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 Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:44 am
Granted, and you get actual apples to replace them. This of course provides much better sound quality then your last pair did. The only problem is that you now get shocked every time the song changes, your ears always smell of apples and you need to travel half way around the world to get replacement apples next week.
I wish I were able to B-Pay my bills now.
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:05 pm
Granted, but 30 more bills arrive in your mailbox and you now have to deal with THOSE. Fun.
I wish I were eating now. And it is something yummy, and I don't get fat.
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:07 pm
Granted, but it is deliciously-diguised rat poisin! Ahhh! whee
I wish I was two inches shorter.
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:04 am
granted
but your wish keeps getting granted again every day until you disappear
goodbye!
i wish i had a singing contract, that is, to make records
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:28 am
granted but no one buys the records and you lose all your money
I wish Tamora Pierce would hurry up and get her next book out.
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:52 am
she gets the book out but it's lousy; everybody hates it
i wish i had a patent on nail polish
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:08 pm
Your wish is granted and you have the patent on nail polish. The royalties roll in unabated for a little while, and all is fine until scientists discover that nail polish causes enigmatic but urgent lumps in some rats (kind of like everything else does when used to an excess?). Outraged, the easily duped public demands that all forms of nail polish be recalled. and that their money be refunded. Soon, a class action law suit is filed and you are forced to pay opportunistic PETA enthusiasts vast sums of money. And all because some bored boffins decided to give their lab rats manicures!
I wish I could have a day off from mommy-ing already.
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Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:25 pm
Granted, unfortunitely when you awake youre daddy and its your turn with the little one.
I wish stink bugs would quit coming in my damn house.
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:38 am
xxBRIMSTONExx Granted, unfortunitely when you awake youre daddy and its your turn with the little one. I wish stink bugs would quit coming in my damn house. Granted: but they are replaced with flying rats I wish i had a large cheese pizza
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:48 am
Granted but its blue cheese and the pizza sauce is marina sauce(trust me this is very disgusting...I work at Hungry Howies pizza and subs)
I wish for a higher paying part time job.
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:29 pm
granted but you're horrible at the job and get fired
I wish America would change their currency symbol so that I don't always get it confuzled with a Canadian dollar gonk
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 4:18 pm
Vaeryx - #XIV granted but you're horrible at the job and get fired I wish America would change their currency symbol so that I don't always get it confuzled with a Canadian dollar gonk Your wish is granted. The new symbol for the American Dollar is  . ("That'll be two of The-Symbol-Formerly-Known-as-Dollars and thirty four cents at the window. Please drive up!")o_O I wish my house had flying rats.
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 4:20 pm
Granted but the rats are poisunus and you get bitten and die
I wish my room was painted green
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 4:29 pm
i_love_nutmeg Granted but the rats are poisunus and you get bitten and die I wish my room was painted green Your wish is granted and you awaken to find the painters have already started on your room, one of which happens to be precariously perched on a ladder over your bed, seventy pounds overweight, and wearing pants that sag over his exposed and abominably hirsute butt cheeks. The sight traumatizes you to the point that not even your new, soothing, psychiatric-ward-green walls can bring your troubled nights any solace. I wish Gaia had more scarves. In some nice, desaturated colors.
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:52 am
Granted but once you buy all of the scarves gaia shuts down
I wish i had a squiddle (there so cutee heart heart )
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