Corrupt a Digi-wish

[dragonianflame]

granted, but instead of your back breaking, your neck is broke and you are paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish I could believe its not butter  

[Boku_ha_Ronnel]

Granted... now you no longer believe butter exists at all.

I wish I had the most high-tech laptop ever.  

[Xx_Yume_Shinkirou_xX]

Boku_ha_Ronnel

Granted... now you no longer believe butter exists at all.

I wish I had the most high-tech laptop ever.

Congrats you started the rise of the machine and now all humans are either slaves or dead..oh and you died from radiation from the laptop

I wish I lost the game >w>  

[dragonianflame]

congratulations, you lost the game before you wished for it

i wish i could break stuff like in mine craft  

[ArtificialJellyfish]

Granted, but the people who own the stuff you break become Endermen.

I wish I was a Pomeranian.  

[KiroMishima]

Peter D Hook

Granted, but the people who own the stuff you break become Endermen.

I wish I was a Pomeranian.

Granted, but you are a hairless Pomeranian and will never again grow hair. Also you live in the south pole.

I wish for a tuxedo that fits a penguin  

[dragonianflame]

granted, but you will never find a penguin to put the tuxedo on.

I wish I had a genie  

[Boku_ha_Ronnel]

Granted, but it's Jafar.

I wish I could manipulate space/time.  

[Ometison]

Granted, but you can only control clocks

I wish for nothing  

[KiroMishima]

Granted you got nothing but due to the fact that you asked for nothing, everyone in the guild hates you now and they each kicked you in the balls really hard.

I wish I can whip my hair back and forth  

[Ometison]

Granted, but your hair falls off like a wig

I wish I had three digiwishes that can't be corrupted or obtain any negative repercussions  

[dragonianflame]

granted, but the incorruptible wishes can be corrupted after you have wished

I wish I didn't have to listen to idiots  

[Ometison]

Granted, but now you have to babysit some.

I wish I had lots of candy 3nodding  

[Boku_ha_Ronnel]

Granted, but it's all chocolate covered fire ants.

Crappity forgot to wish.

I wish that I knew everything for all of my college tests.  

[Ometison]

Granted, but now you can't remember who you are

I wish I had a boat