Life Is Better With Something Witty To Say

[Captain Saru]

"I...I didn't do it! I...I was dead at the time! I was on the moon...with Steve..."  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

Captain Saru

"I...I didn't do it! I...I was dead at the time! I was on the moon...with Steve..."

Who's this Steve and can we use him as a witness to the incident??  

[hirai]

" 'Ello Sue...I've got legs! Do you like bread? I've got French loaf. Tthhbbpt Bye! I love you!"  

[Captain Saru]

Demon Duck of Doom

Captain Saru

"I...I didn't do it! I...I was dead at the time! I was on the moon...with Steve..."

Who's this Steve and can we use him as a witness to the incident??

I don't think we can use him. He was too sober.

HOWEVER!

That rock over there would serve as the perfect witness.
-gets out a really bright light and starts questioning the witness-  

[Raven_Ridge]

"But I can't sort the socks mom! That's segregation, and it's illegal!" ~Me when my mom told me to put the socks into "White" and "Colored" piles... I was, I believe, 5 at the time...  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

lady asks a little girl how old she was and the little girl replies, "I'm this many" holds up 5 fingers "I'm a handful"  

[Raven_Ridge]

Grandmother: (Grabs me by the shoulders and shakes me angrily) "Just who do you think you are Mister?!?"

Me: (Looking her straight in the eye) "I am James Michael the Evil."

((This conversation took place when I was 3))  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

Raven you are one odd duck....way cool.... xp  

[hirai]

Raven_Ridge

Grandmother: (Grabs me by the shoulders and shakes me angrily) "Just who do you think you are Mister?!?"

Me: (Looking her straight in the eye) "I am James Michael the Evil."

((This conversation took place when I was 3))

Seriously? That's awesome!  

[Raven_Ridge]

Demon Duck of Doom

Raven you are one odd duck....way cool.... xp

(Which quote are you referring to? "James Michael the Evil?" or "Sock-Segregation?")  

[Raven_Ridge]

hirai

Raven_Ridge

Grandmother: (Grabs me by the shoulders and shakes me angrily) "Just who do you think you are Mister?!?"

Me: (Looking her straight in the eye) "I am James Michael the Evil."

((This conversation took place when I was 3))

Seriously? That's awesome!

((Yes, but my scolding-to-be-that-never-quite-was was earned through-and-through... ...You see... ...I had completely destroyed (And I meant that in the nicest way possible) my Grandma's house... And I was in the process of emptying a second carton of eggs onto her kitchen floor... When she found me...))  

[Captain Saru]

"Hey, Linsey, look who it is...NAKED!"

-gets a box of tissues to clean up the impending nosebleed-  

[hirai]

Captain Saru

"Hey, Linsey, look who it is...NAKED!"

-gets a box of tissues to clean up the impending nosebleed-

*shoots blood all over the place*
Yeah, I totally just bled to death...  

[Captain Saru]

"Tim's spicy chicken just gave my nose an orgasm."
"NORGASM!"

We miss you in lunch, Hirai-chaaaaaan...  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

Raven_Ridge

Demon Duck of Doom

Raven you are one odd duck....way cool.... xp

(Which quote are you referring to? "James Michael the Evil?" or "Sock-Segregation?")

just in general....you is odd....that a good thing...