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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:44 pm
*shocked look* OHMIGAWD... rofl I think coconuts are weird.. they have 'faces'.... well kinda.... is that why they're evil? 'Cause they have faces? *pokes a coconut with a knife* neutral  
PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:51 pm
*stabs a hole into a coconut* This is how I get coconut milk.  

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:32 pm
*takes a coconut and cuts it in half and pours cereal in it* *starts eating* Now I can say I ate cereal with coconut milk in a coconut bowl! I might put that on my resume.....  
PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:03 pm
sooo...let me get this straight...you have to kill the coconut in order to get the milk from it... cry confused  

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:06 pm
Or you could shoot it with a tazer and surgicaly(spelling?) remove the milk.  
PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:41 pm
so what's the recovery time for the coconut after that surgery??  

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:43 pm
...and wouldn't the tazer catch the coconuts little hairy fibers on fire...although...now that I think about it that might not be so bad...warm milk is supposed to taste good....  
PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:50 pm
Why the hell would you taze it is the first place?  

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:02 pm
I don't know...maybe to keep it calm while the milk is extracted...  
PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:11 pm
Demon Duck of Doom
I don't know...maybe to keep it calm while the milk is extracted...

or maybe to kill it off and blame the company that made the tazer..... ninja  

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:13 pm
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I don't know...maybe to keep it calm while the milk is extracted...

or maybe to kill it off and blame the company that made the tazer..... ninja
police brutality...cool  
PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:14 pm
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I don't know...maybe to keep it calm while the milk is extracted...

or maybe to kill it off and blame the company that made the tazer..... ninja
police brutality...cool
well....maybe....or was it a citezen's arrest??  

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:56 am
I don't understand why anyone would put a lime in the coconut when the coconut is good enough as it is  
PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:10 am
there is a lime in the coconut??? did you drink it all up??  

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:44 am
Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up...  
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