You Quack me up -- Duck Humor

[Demon Duck of Doom]

ooohhh.....stop it.....vixen....you're really quackin me up...... rofl  

[allucard88]

WHAT THE DUCK!  

[Xarikue]

heh, I love the duck jokes!  

[hirai]

Hehe...duck jokes rock.  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

hehehe...duck jokes quack me up rofl  

[Vixen in Purple]

I prefer elephant jokes but duck jokes are just as good.  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

interuption for my favorite elephant joke....

why was the elephant standing on the marshmallow?








cause he was afraid of falling into the hot chocolate  

[Vixen in Purple]

Demon Duck of Doom

interuption for my favorite elephant joke....

why was the elephant standing on the marshmallow?








cause he was afraid of falling into the hot chocolate

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

To hide in cherry trees


Why do you never see and elephant in a cherry tree?

Because it works!  

[JTN]

There were some ducks being fed at a pond.

One duck turns to the other and says, "I'm kind of getting sick of these humans and their popcorn." stare

And the other duck suddenly cries out, "Holy quack! A talking duck!" eek  

[Daelon Knight]

oh, hoho, this thread certainly quacks me up!!!! rofl rofl  

[Half Wasian]

Anatidaephobia: The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.  

[grannygirls rose]

Why did the duck cross the road? Because the Chicken was having a fowl day! 4laugh  

[Golden-Duckie]

moo...  

[Yellowrj]

Duck love!! Here's one from a physics person.

What do physics ducks say?
Quark, Quark, Quark.