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 Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:04 am
Because a female cat is called a queen, she knows it, believes it, and doesn't care what anyone else thinks, so she only rules you. (Hey...that's true!)
Why do dogs have noses?
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:16 pm
You have a nose, no ?
How does an alligator skydive ?
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:55 pm
Carefully
Will bacon rule the world?
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:05 pm
only when the cable across my ceiling falls
why did we (me and my roommate) decided to strech the cable across the ceiling?
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:00 pm
so u your cable can be in peace up there!
why are people so annoying?
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:10 pm
because they're unable to get the stick out of their a**
who decided to mix polkas and christmas carols?
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:13 pm
The same person who decided to make cheaper lightbulbs that go out in a few months, even though the original lightbulb STILL WORKS TO THIS DAY.
xd
Why don't keyboards have the letters in alphabetical order (a, b, c, etc.)?
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:50 pm
Because your fingers don't stretch right for typing if you list the keys alphabetically.
How come untalented people keep trying out for "American Idol"?
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:57 pm
because they're tone deaf
why does popcorn taste so good at 11 PM? (yes i'm eating it)
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:51 am
popcorn tastes good any time
Why am I up on a snowday at 7?
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:47 am
To see if it's really true that snowmen come out to frolic in the snow before they melt, or at least before you see them playing.
Why do the snowmen melt, anyway?
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:06 pm
Becuz people always throw their tea or coffee they don't want out of the window on them.
Will mice ever stop eating cheese ?
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:52 pm
When pigs fly...
Where do babies come from?
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:03 am
Remember that puppy you kicked when you were 7? Babies come from the tears of kicked puppies... cry
Why do I always get calls from telemarketers right when I'm checking my e-mail (no matter what time of day I do this?) scream
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:09 am
because they sense that you're being productive
why am i wide awake at 3 AM?
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