What if?

[Jus A Boy]

I'll send you flowers

What if I get a sunburn?  

[TsumetaiHinote]

I will say "that's gotta hurt"

What if we were smurfs?  

[ManagerKyoto]

when we all would not have sex.

What if the world was flat?  

[chessiejo]

we could quickly tunnel to australia



what if we had bright feathers instead of skin?  

[TsumetaiHinote]

Picking up chicks would be a whole 'nother game

What if soaps were never made in spain?  

[Aurora Sing]

That would be sad cause then we wouldn't have such entertaining Spanish channel soap operas that I can't understand anyway rofl

What if you had super powers?  

[TsumetaiHinote]

All would cower before me and my unstoppably brilliant crimes.

What if this wasn't a what if question?  

[Aurora Sing]

Then I wouldn't be able to respond and the thread would stop...

What if night was day and day was night?  

[TsumetaiHinote]

it would be the otherside of the world

what if hitler never killed himself?  

[Pandalover263]

He would have died of old age, but would have caused more trouble. Good riddance to him.

What if I went to bed at a reasonable hour?  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Then your bed bugs would get dinner on time for once.

What if cows could talk?  

[Aurora Sing]

They do; Don't you see the Chic~fil~a advertising? They just go around promoting chicken restaurants.


What if the earth stopped rotating?  

[Jus A Boy]

we would float into the moon.

What if monkeys flew?  

[themadwriter]

We'd have monkey crap on us.

What if God watches anime?  

[Pandalover263]

The world would probably be an even stranger place- he'd get some new ideas.

What if I play DDR and get some excercize and lose my 15 lbs?