This or That

[American Dreamcatcher]

green





Dead or alive  

[Flying Squiddle]

Alive... I think.

*checks pulse*

Windows or Linux?  

[Stained Sunday]

WINDOWS. eek (no contest)

Coke or Pepsi?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Coke




Oranges or Apples  

[Flying Squiddle]

I think Coke is the lesser of two evils, but both taste pretty awful.

Proprietary or Open Source?

(No contest!? *beats you with a penguin* DIE!)  

[Stained Sunday]

*retaliates*Yeah no contest!! I shall defend my Windows! *fights back with a baby seal*

Open Source

Relationship or One-night stand?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

One night stand




Older or younger  

[Stained Sunday]

Younger!

Sweet or sour?  

[Flying Squiddle]

Meh, relationship I guess. What with being married and all, hubby'd probably take the "one night stand" option the wrong the way.

*mutters*

Big Mac or Gardenburger?

(*dodges the baby seal* Ha! Take this! *flings a walrus at you*)  

[Flying Squiddle]

Damn, I'm behind. And PETA's gonna be on our asses here soon what with our bludgeoning eachother with all of these cute endangered animals.

*flings an Animal Rights Activist at you*  

[Flying Squiddle]

Sour!

Lemur or Raccoon?  

[Stained Sunday]

Eep! *jumps behind a polar bear and flings a barrage of snowballs at you* Nyaha viva los Windows! *clubs the activist with baby seals*

Raccoon!!

Up or down?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Down



Top or Bottom  

[Stained Sunday]

Top!

Left or right?

Ha ha ha, in your face PETA.  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Left ( I'm seldom right)



car or truck