The Infamous Three Word Story

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pets. Horrified, they  

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ran quickly to  

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the nearest taxidermist  

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and pleaded that  

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they be stuffed  

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into the mouths  

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of said pets.

O_O  

[chessiejo]

but the taxidermist  

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was perfectly sane  

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and refused because  

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he was about  

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"Quality, not quantity."  

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Outraged, the owner  

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of the franchise

(Taxidermy franchises? Does/could such a thing exist? What... McStuffy's?)  

[chessiejo]

hurried to stuff