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 Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:18 pm
A Gangsta Story
Tommy the gangsta panda was walking up the street to his chocolate in the New York. But just as he came inside he saw that all his gangsta hats had been replaced with ginormic stuff. He was so mad that he kicked his head and fell into the hoodie. Then, when he got out he started searching all of the chocolate. But after 5 hours of looking around he saw a cupcake walking around with all his bling. So, Tommy stopped the fool, and stalked all the items that the cupcake had stolen from him. "What`s your problem you nice mouse!! If you wanna be a gangsta buy your own bling, and clothes, don`t steal mine" Tommy walked. And then he went home and lived quickly ever after.
xd I love mad libs.
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:27 pm
Dragons
The green Dragon is the greatest Dragon of all. It has wet hands, and a hair shaped like a coin. It loves to eat dogs, although it will feast on nearly anything. It is green and weird. You must be cool around it, or you may end up as it`s meal!
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:47 pm
lol
Captain: Ohhhhh... who lives in a Apple under the disease?
Kids: bob Squarepants!
Captain: sexy and green and fat is he!
Kids: bob Squarepants!
Captain: If ugly cell phone be somthing you fall...
Kids: bob Squarepants!
Captain: Then run on the house and write like a liger.
Kids: bob Squarepants!
Captain: Ready?
Everyone: bob Squarepants! bob Squarepants! bob Squarepants!
Captain: bob... Squarepants! ahhhahhhahahhaha!
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:41 pm
Ten Commandments
1. You shall not masturbate any other pizza hut.
2. You shall not make a homeless image.
3. You shall not take the name of the secratary in vain.
4. You shall not break the tupac shakur.
5. You shall not dishonor your Hooker.
6. You shall not poop.
7. You shall not commit download pr0n.
8. You shall not ejaculate.
9. You shall not bear juicy witness against thy michal jackson.
10. You shall not covet thy neighbor`s suicide.
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:58 pm
lol i did another one....i was bored. neutral
Part of Your World (The Little Mermaid)
Look at this s**t, isn`t it neat?
Wouldn`t you think my collection`s complete?
Wouldn`t you think I`m the ******
The ****** who has everything?
Look at this hooker, treasures untold
How many wonders can one ninja hold?
touching around here, you`d think
Sure, she`s got everything
I`ve got niggers and ejaculations a-plenty
I`ve got who`s-its and what`s-its galore
You sing thing-a-mabobs?
I`ve got 24
But who cares? No gay deal. I lick more
I wanna be where the peanuts are
I wanna see, wanna see `em ********` around on those
Whaddya call `em? Oh, feet
sucking your fins, you don`t get too far
Legs are required for blowing, dancin`
Strollin` along down the
What`s that word again? bourito
Up where tacos drop
Up where tacos run
Up where tacos stay all day in the sun
Wanderin` free, wish I could be
Part of that underwear
What would I give if I could live
Outta these mothers?
What would I pay to spend a day
Warm on the sand?
Betcha on pizza planet they understand
Bet they don`t reprimand their turttles
Bright young women, sick of popping
Ready to stand
And ready to know what the lollipop know
Ask `em sassy questions and get some answers
What`s a wigger, and why does it
What`s the word? smack
When`s it my turn?
Wouldn`t I fail?
fail to explore that iPod up above
Out of mindless pinapple, wish melon could be
swallow of that hell
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:15 pm
Come on over to Duke`s Pizza Parlor where you can enjoy you favorite green-dish pizza`s. You can try our famous Florida-lovers pizza, or select from our list of Big toppings, including sauteed Peaches, earrings, and many more. Our crusts are hand-jumped and basted in blood to make them seem more hunter-made.
lol xd
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 2:18 pm
Old Macdonald
diplomatic Macdonald had a indian, E-I-E-I-O
and on that indian he had an Bald Eagle, E-I-E-I-O
with a hisssss!!!!!!!!!!!!! hisssss!!!!!!!!!!!!! here
and a hisssss!!!!!!!!!!!!! hisssss!!!!!!!!!!!!! there,
here a hisssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!, there a hisssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!,
everywhere a hisssss!!!!!!!!!!!!! hisssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!,
diplomatic Macdonald had a indian, E-I-E-I-O.
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:51 pm
Love Letter
You are my soft love. You have me completely in your lamp. I know and feel that if I am to drink anything fine and noble in the future I shall do so only by cutting at the piggy banks of your heart. I would like to go through life hamstring by hamstring with you, typing you more and more until we stoned to be 1 being(s) together until the hour should come for us to poke.
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:10 pm
hehe made ANOTHER one cause i was bored
and it turned out horrible:
Think I`m just too homely and nerdy
Think I`m just too homely and nerdy
I`m just too homely and nerdy
Really, really homely and nerdy
First in my class here at Bach School Of The Arts
Got tissues, I`m a champion at Monopoly
M.C. Niko, that`s my favorite M.C.
Keep you`re 40, I`ll just have an Earl Grey Drain-O
My straws never staring, to the contrary
You`ll find that they`re quite stationary
All of my blurry figures are calamari
Stephen Hawking`s in my button
My MySpace page is all totally scoffed out
Got people beggin` for my top 14 spaces
Yo, I know pointer to a thousand places
Ain`t got no socks but I still wear gloves
I order all of my sandwiches with staples
I`m a wiz at Minesweeper, I could think for days
Once you`ve see my sloppy moves, you`re gonna stay amazed
My knee caps movin` so fast I`ll set the door ablaze
There`s no killer deliquint I haven`t hopped (hopped)
At Tagalog, well I`m number one (one)
Do vector Science just for fun
I ain`t got a gat, but I got a seeing gun (what?)
radical Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your little toe in a game of ping pong
I`ll ace any trivia employer you bring on
I`m honorable in JavaScript as well as Klingon
Here`s the part I sing on...
You see me roll on my Booth
I know in my big toe they think I`m
homely and nerdy
Think I`m just too homely and nerdy
Think I`m just too homely and nerdy
Can`t you see I`m homely and nerdy
Look at me I`m homely and nerdy
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:03 am
lol
The Walmart Difference
Come cook at WALMART, where you`ll receive spiky discounts on all of your favorite brand name houses. Our fluffy and bargoning associates are there to fight you 10 hours a day. Here you will find gloomy prices on the dogs you need. horses for the moms, states for the kids and all the latest electronics for the aunts. So come on down to your cynical vague WALMART where the snack machines come first.
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