Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[Delightful_FOOL]

The gears inside it.

why is chocolate so yummy?!  

[Epic Fail Girl]

Because they put ecstasy inside it.

When will the world clone itself?  

[Dancing_On_Glass]

after it cools off from global warming


Doe the rain in spain really stay mainly on the plain??  

[Delightful_FOOL]

No, it goes into the cities too.

Continuing with the rain theme:
Do April showers always bring May flowers?  

[Frayed Hope]

No, but golden showers do... if your boyfriend is into that kind of thing and you're named May.

How do porcupines mate?  

[Delightful_FOOL]

Oh, well, when the mood is right, they lite a few candle, put on some mood music, and wel...you get the picture.

How are beads made?  

[Frayed Hope]

...Well, when the mood is right, they light some candles, put on some music, and... well, you get the picture! You didn't think they came from storks like humans do, did you?


How did whiffleball come to be?  

[voiceofdog]

twisted a man was playing catch with his son....a trip to the hospital later..wiffleball

how do ducks know witch way south is?  

[Epic Fail Girl]

They read a map

Why do polar bears look like bears?  

[Frayed Hope]

Because if it looked like a chihuahua, that would just be silly.

What's the purpose of armpit hair?  

[ManagerKyoto]

To act as a reserve when your real hair falls out. Pubic hair serves the same purpose.

Why are baggy trouser cool?  

[john999999]

more space

why do women complain about everything??  

[Epic Fail Girl]

Because they hope one day that a man will listen.

Why do men never ask for directions?  

[ManagerKyoto]

Because we always now which way we are going, even if we are lost.

Which is better: Chocolate or Death.  

[john999999]

both some people would die for chocolate

what does hell look like??