Useless Superpowers

[Acid Pink]

can eat fruit in your ears  

[PunctureWounds]

Can emanate the smell of wild roses at will.  

[Aurora Sing]

Can allow house pets to speak like one another: dogs say meow; cats say woof...  

[Dancing_On_Glass]

^ has the ability to make Sticky Notes un-sticky just by touching them with a ball-point pen domokun  

[Aurora Sing]

Can leap sidewalks in a single bound!  

[voiceofdog]

twisted can make waitstaff cry with only a glance.  

[Epic Fail Girl]

^Can bark like a dog  

[ManagerKyoto]

can make peoples hair stand on end.  

[Aurora Sing]

Can remove dust with a single swipe!  

[PunctureWounds]

Can get people to smile, just by smiling at them!  

[Aurora Sing]

Can make food salty  

[TsumetaiHinote]

The ability to Fart obscenely loud only when it is bad for you to fart  

[Pandalover263]

Can make a telephone ring in another room, just by dialing the number! *gasp* How do they DO it? o.O  

[PunctureWounds]

(OMG, I have that superpower! eek )

^ Can walk faster than the average bear.  

[TheTantrum]

^ Can make a Super Ball bounce higher than the average clown.