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One late night I couldn't sleep so I stayed up and added a game to my subforum that no one was getting into. Since no one was interested I decided to give all the replys to myself. But shortly after someone else showed up and we started this crazy story about a mongoose wearing a fuzzy pink tutu that danced around. All the people of the village loved the mongoose and his tutu so one day the mayor of the village had a great idea!

He decided to give the mongoose the key to the city. But there was a catch, it turns out that the mongoose was an evil mongoose. So the villagers assembled to hang me, so I ran down to the old lake naked and jumped into the freezing water. Hey the freezing water is better than getting hanged! Unfortunately, on the other side of the lake was a vicious possum. Oh sure I was scared at first sight but...

One late night I couldn't sleep so I stayed up and added a game to my subforum that no one was getting into. Since no one was interested I decided to give all the replys to myself. But shortly after someone else showed up and we started this crazy story about a mongoose wearing a fuzzy pink tutu that danced around. All the people of the village loved the mongoose and his tutu so one day the mayor of the village had a great idea!

He decided to give the mongoose the key to the city. But there was a catch, it turns out that the mongoose was an evil mongoose. So the villagers assembled to hang me, so I ran down to the old lake naked and jumped into the freezing water. Hey the freezing water is better than getting hanged! Unfortunately, on the other side of the lake was a vicious possum. Oh sure I was scared at first sight but when I noticed it's fangs, I sh*t my pants. Fleeing from the scene, I tried to muster some strength. Alas, It was almost impossible until I remembered that the berries native to the land gave you super...

One late night I couldn't sleep so I stayed up and added a game to my subforum that no one was getting into. Since no one was interested I decided to give all the replys to myself. But shortly after someone else showed up and we started this crazy story about a mongoose wearing a fuzzy pink tutu that danced around. All the people of the village loved the mongoose and his tutu so one day the mayor of the village had a great idea!

He decided to give the mongoose the key to the city. But there was a catch, it turns out that the mongoose was an evil mongoose. So the villagers assembled to hang me, so I ran down to the old lake naked and jumped into the freezing water. Hey the freezing water is better than getting hanged! Unfortunately, on the other side of the lake was a vicious possum. Oh sure I was scared at first sight but when I noticed it's fangs, I sh*t my pants. Fleeing from the scene, I tried to muster some strength. Alas, It was almost impossible until I remembered that the berries native to the land gave you super kick-a** karate and roundhouse kick skills like Chuck Norris! I began to give those blasted raccoons their "what's for" when suddenly I remembered that the possums were my targets. So I ran...

One late night I couldn't sleep so I stayed up and added a game to my subforum that no one was getting into. Since no one was interested I decided to give all the replys to myself. But shortly after someone else showed up and we started this crazy story about a mongoose wearing a fuzzy pink tutu that danced around. All the people of the village loved the mongoose and his tutu so one day the mayor of the village had a great idea!

He decided to give the mongoose the key to the city. But there was a catch, it turns out that the mongoose was an evil mongoose. So the villagers assembled to hang me, so I ran down to the old lake naked and jumped into the freezing water. Hey the freezing water is better than getting hanged! Unfortunately, on the other side of the lake was a vicious possum. Oh sure I was scared at first sight but when I noticed it's fangs, I sh*t my pants. Fleeing from the scene, I tried to muster some strength. Alas, It was almost impossible until I remembered that the berries native to the land gave you super kick-a** karate and roundhouse kick skills like Chuck Norris! I began to give those blasted raccoons their "what's for" when suddenly I remembered that the possums were my targets. So I ran to my hut to get clothes on--naked round house kicks=not cool! On the way there I spotted the mongoose who tried to get me hanged in the first place.

We stared each other down for a bit before...

One late night I couldn't sleep so I stayed up and added a game to my subforum that no one was getting into. Since no one was interested I decided to give all the replys to myself. But shortly after someone else showed up and we started this crazy story about a mongoose wearing a fuzzy pink tutu that danced around. All the people of the village loved the mongoose and his tutu so one day the mayor of the village had a great idea!

He decided to give the mongoose the key to the city. But there was a catch, it turns out that the mongoose was an evil mongoose. So the villagers assembled to hang me, so I ran down to the old lake naked and jumped into the freezing water. Hey the freezing water is better than getting hanged! Unfortunately, on the other side of the lake was a vicious possum. Oh sure I was scared at first sight but when I noticed it's fangs, I sh*t my pants. Fleeing from the scene, I tried to muster some strength. Alas, It was almost impossible until I remembered that the berries native to the land gave you super kick-a** karate and roundhouse kick skills like Chuck Norris! I began to give those blasted raccoons their "what's for" when suddenly I remembered that the possums were my targets. So I ran to my hut to get clothes on--naked round house kicks=not cool! On the way there I spotted the mongoose who tried to get me hanged in the first place.

We stared each other down for a bit before he started doing this "Kill Bill" sort of thing. He had this insanely long sword (actually his tail was unusually long too). I still needed to ...

One late night I couldn't sleep so I stayed up and added a game to my subforum that no one was getting into. Since no one was interested I decided to give all the replys to myself. But shortly after someone else showed up and we started this crazy story about a mongoose wearing a fuzzy pink tutu that danced around. All the people of the village loved the mongoose and his tutu so one day the mayor of the village had a great idea!

He decided to give the mongoose the key to the city. But there was a catch, it turns out that the mongoose was an evil mongoose. So the villagers assembled to hang me, so I ran down to the old lake naked and jumped into the freezing water. Hey the freezing water is better than getting hanged! Unfortunately, on the other side of the lake was a vicious possum. Oh sure I was scared at first sight but when I noticed it's fangs, I sh*t my pants. Fleeing from the scene, I tried to muster some strength. Alas, It was almost impossible until I remembered that the berries native to the land gave you super kick-a** karate and roundhouse kick skills like Chuck Norris! I began to give those blasted raccoons their "what's for" when suddenly I remembered that the possums were my targets. So I ran to my hut to get clothes on--naked round house kicks=not cool! On the way there I spotted the mongoose who tried to get me hanged in the first place.

We stared each other down for a bit before he started doing this "Kill Bill" sort of thing. He had this insanely long sword (actually his tail was unusually long too). I still needed to flee from the evil mongoose! I tricked him into looking in the woods by saying "...