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Unlike the clever Fiyah, Sean became like one the many moons of Saturn and was pulled into Aya's magnetic force. He unwillingly clung to body, his face smooshed against hers. "Thish ish awkhward." He slurred, trying vainly to make Aya turn off her magnetic powers. "Ash much ash I love shkin on shkin contact, thish ish too much."

"Yeah, we may need to use fringe science for this one. Quick! To the Laboratory!" Fiyah declared as he ninja'd his way over to the lever and pulled it down, sending everyone on an insane roller coaster ride down into the depths of the lab he had carved for himself with his Diamond Pickaxe.

"AC/DC IS BETTER!!" Fiyah screamed as he kicked all the uninvited party-goers out of the coaster. Then it came to a stop and Fiyah flew out and landed, ready to get Sean unstuck....WITH ALCHEMY!

"No no no no, we're going to use something a lot cooler, everyone put your shades on." Fiyah said as he pulled out a bunch of vials, beakers and other alchemic equipment. Without another word he began throwing everything at Sean, knowing full well that the upcoming flash of light would reverse his polarity to Aya, he'd sparkle for a few weeks after, but in the long run, he didn't have to worry about getting stuck to Aya, but he might accidentally end up stuck to a squirrel or something later, but that was later, Fiyah was more concerned with the now.

Sean felt like the sad nerdy kid in a cliche 80s comedy with a dodgeball scene. he was pummeled with beakers and vials of random solutions. in the end though, Sean was free of Aya's polarity and stinky perfume, but now had the unfortunate problem of sparkling like a Twilight vampire. Sean looked himself over. He sniffed his arm pit and noticed how he smelled like Aya. "Damn it. I'm changing early."He said going off to another room and reappearing in a different attire. For reason, Sean had a lit cigar and a bloody bat. "Yeeeeaaaah." Sean said with a shifty and unconcerned look on his face. "I ran into a one of Aya's crazy fans. She thought I was her. Must have been the perfume." Sean leaned on the bloody bat and put the cigar in his mouth. It was quite realistic, though completely fake. It was able to do all the things a normal cigar would do: blow smoke, grow shorter, burn someone. Just not give anyone cancer.

Suddenly, Sean felt a buzz in his pant pocket. It was a text message. The message was an update the current RP he was in. Tayauya had posted..but too late. Someone was going to need to fix their post..or not. "Forget about it." Sean said, taking a puff of the fake cigar. "What's done is done. Taya has joined the party and I look like a typical bar brawler. Win win."

Tayu chuckled. "Nope. It was a gift from River." Yeah, that's right. She was on first name terms with the woman who'd both 'murdered' and married the Doctor. "I wouldn't touch so much as a fingernail to the stuff in your TARDIS. For all I know, you could have it booby trapped so I'd get a virus and ruin my cybernetics."