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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:01 pm
Look, he decided to hang around me when I was drying my hair.
You shot Abe Lincoln!
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:35 pm
With a camera. I was just taking a picture. Sheesh.
You're accused of finding The Room to be a good film.
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:49 pm
I didn't even watch the movie
You stole my dagger!
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 8:16 pm
No, I confiscated it. There's a difference.
You're accused of putting these latex gloves on my hands, placing a dagger in one of this latex gloved hands, and then moving my arms and hands back and forth in such a manner that resulted in this man being stabbed to death.
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 8:21 pm
You can put it that way. But for now, let's just say I hired you.
You're accused of being emo!
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:16 pm
i think you've mistaken me for Eternal_PrinceOfFire.
you slapped a dolphin!
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 6:36 pm
That dolphin was a total jerk!
You ate my leftover pizza!
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:36 pm
So? You wanna fight about it? I have the dagger and combat training.
You're concealing a weapon in a place that must be inspected *snaps gloves*
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:27 am
(^ he's emo?!!! )
I wouldn't be that stupid. So, you really wanna do a full-body inspection? whee
I accuse you of poking my eyes out!!
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 7:20 am
That was so Matilda Dixon wouldn't kill you for looking at her face.
You made me dress as a girl!
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 7:35 am
I thought it made you look pretty. Is that so wrong?!
You farted in the elevator!
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 7:39 am
No! It was the mean duck that only I can see made the noise with his tongue!
You stole my battles plans against Mars!
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:01 pm
no, i just turned the paper into air. i didn't take it anywhere. neutral
you initiated the end of the world!
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:20 pm
That's a lie! Why would I want the end of the world if I want to take it over? There would be nothing to take over.
You're in my way of world domination and therefore must be taken out before you become a menace to my plans.
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:46 am
Yes, because I already dominated the world!
You hit me with a hammer!
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