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 Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:55 pm
Granted. Unfortunately that means she realizes she needs to go to bed.
I wish for a warm bed.
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:07 pm
Granted. You are a lizard sleeping on a warm rock in the sun.
I wish to give billions to worthy causes.
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:44 am
you give millions of dollars to a save the children fund, but the idiot in chare get's shot and the money is stollen.
I wish that there where no idiots in the world
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:39 am
Granted, but all the men are gone. Sorry - it was just too tempting.
I wish I had a coco kitty.
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:22 am
MsRoseLovingJo Granted, but all the men are gone. Sorry - it was just too tempting. I wish I had a coco kitty. The coco kitty costs you everything you own. You have to use it to cover your nakedness. I wish I was in better shape.
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:45 pm
Granted, however.. now you are muscle bound.. and can barely flex. What's worse is you scare others with your ungodly muscles and may never go on a date again.
I wish there was no need to sleep. (think of how much we could get done that way..)
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:02 pm
Twas a poof and thus thou shalt never need thine slumber again. BUT.... thy sanity shall forbode you and flee. 'causing you to reside in a mental institute for the remainder of your days.
kudo's to you
I wish I had abbility to blend in with the shadows
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:15 pm
You blend in so well, you reside in the world of shadows, never taking solid form again.
I wish to meet more interesting people.
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:22 pm
Granted but they stop talking to you one day
I wish to live in japan
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:59 pm
Granted, have fun in your new home. Problem is it's a run down boring village and you fail at learning Japanese. (or if you already know it, you forgot everything.)
I wish I knew German fluintly.
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:55 am
Your wish is my command. But you are sent back to 1942 in a little hamlet in Germany and are from a Jewish family.
I wish I was as wise as Solomon.
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:32 am
Granted. But there's no fun when you know anything.. So now you're bored
I wish for a bloodbath
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:32 am
YES! You are taking a bath in the blood of the creatures from the ALIEN movies. It is so acidic, your body dissolves.
I wish for everyone to be kinder to each other.
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:40 pm
we grant your wish but with nobody to be competative the olympics and the free market economy ceases to exist as well as all sporting events.
I wish I had the most beautiful singing voice in the world.
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:51 am
Granted. You sing so much you lose your voice perminatly.
I wish for a tree for my garden
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