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 Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:42 pm
Granted, but they blow up every time they leave asia, AND YOUR PLANE JUST LEFT! I wish I have decent computer speakers.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:01 am
Granted, but they don't like you so they run away with the spoon and saw the cow jump over the moon.
I wish I wasn't sick *cough, cough*
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:02 pm
Granted. You are now in a plane that has both engines blown out and is now hurtling toward the Rocky Mountains and your inevitable death by blunt trauma/explosion.
I wish I was an expert on cheese_whine .
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:54 pm
Granted, but now you're a snobby drunk that smells bad.
I wish I didn't have to leave my room ever.
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:09 am
granted, but neither can your cat xD
I wish i was happier ^^
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:08 am
Granted. You're so happy, people start to think you're sarcastic, and you lose all of your friends.
I wish that I could shrink myself down to the size of a doll and grow back to normal size when I'm done.
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 3:54 pm
Granted, but your cat won't let you do stage 2. I wish I had Clarence's Gay Powers.
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 12:32 pm
Granted. You are now Super Gay and the KKK hunted after you and sadly killed you...we will mourn your death...
I wish male models would die...
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:32 pm
Granted but you have to bury them all.
I wish I could burn France to the ground.
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:00 pm
Granted, but those where some of the worst Yo momma jokes I've eva' heard. I wish I teleport upon command.
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:54 pm
Granted, but it it doesn't work when it comes to specific locations!
I wish I had more chocolate cake....
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:23 am
Granted, but the mice got to it before you did.
I wish I were the smartest person on Earth.
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:37 am
Granter...but your so smart that your head in so huge full of knowledge that no one will ever love you.
I wish I could pay someone to do my homework.
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:12 pm
Granted, but a retarded Kindergardener with epilepcy and ADD wasn't a good idea. I wish I could have a magical 2-liter bottle that can't get holes and can instantly fill with a drink of my choice upon command.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:02 am
Granted, but a powerful wizard comes along and decides that the power of the indestructible-bottomless-liter-drink-thing is too much for you and puts a spell on the bottle so that it only fills up with urine.
I wish Tokyo Beat's wishes would stop getting so hard to corrupt...
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