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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:57 pm
because s/he did something increadibly stupid
why are the CDs in front of me badly marked?
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:46 am
Because they were ment to be that way.
How was this world created?
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:08 pm
God said, "Hey Christ! Go make Earth!"
Why is Windows Vista not compatible with anything!?
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:18 pm
because that would be too easy!
what does a candy giving rabbit have to do with a Christian holiday?
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:19 pm
absolutely nothing but who cares?!
why is easter colder than christmas?
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:50 pm
Because Santa has more fat than the Easter Bunny, so he generates more heat as he goes around.
How do you get drunk?
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:26 pm
your friends invite you to party.
Why are ants so small?
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:38 pm
Because they are small, any problem with that?
Why do we have 2 eyes?
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:56 pm
Because God doesn't like unibrows.
How many continents/states are there in Africa? xd Remember, I have to ask a stupid question
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:38 am
100 XD why do we have to read so much? >.<
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 4:39 am
Because we can't read minds.
Why do we have to sleep?
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:19 pm
Because the Street Sweeper has to push the reset button while all our eyes are closed.
Why is a chimney for?
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:59 am
For Santa, duh.
Is that bag of chips next to me going to attack me? eek
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:33 am
Of course it is, now you are going to be sent to a mental institution (jk ^_^)
Why don't we eat banana peels?
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 11:15 am
Because they taste like Nyquil. Grape flavored Nyquil. (Yes, it does exist. gonk )
Why does Grape flavored Nyquil exist? sad
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