Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[Aurora Sing]

It is a conspiracy of machines against man...you saw Matrix right?
Either that or you did something stupid like dropping your cell phone in a glass of juice... blaugh

What happens if you take Darvocet and Vicodin at the same time?  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Swirlies

Why cant I get my damn printer to work?  

[Aurora Sing]

I believe that it would be an I D 10 T user error....


Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

I ate her.....yummy

Should I use an axe or a hammer to beat the hell out of this printer?  

[Aurora Sing]

I would suggest neither. You could always call Geek Squad to fix it for you...


What is the square root of 362438?  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Potato

Where the hell are my pink flamingoes?  

[Aurora Sing]

hehe, sorry they go so nice with my new outfit...

Will someone please order me some chinese food?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Hey chinese food, come here.

Can i travel back in time?  

[ManagerKyoto]

Only if you are naked and in the middle of a busy street.

Can I get the girl?  

[Aurora Sing]

Of course you can~ If you call her.


Can I have a quarter?  

[ManagerKyoto]

No, it is mine.

What if I was refering to anyother female, one that I do not have to call?  

[Aurora Sing]

Then you should invite her on a date...she will love to get to know you xd

Can I PLEASE have a quarter?  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Sure heres a quarter of 1 cent.

Why do grilled ribs taste better the next day?  

[Aurora Sing]

Well, the flavors have had a chance to really set into the meat...making it just that more yummy domokun


What is the difference between protons and neutrons?  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Protons grew up with money, they think theyre so superior.

Why is my girl giving me crap about going back to work already? *looks up*