Corrupt A Wish!

[i_love_nutmeg]

Granted~ you sleep for 500 years on an icecube

I wish i could speak french  

[chessiejo]

you speak french but only in a house of ill repute


i wish i could run a mile in 3:45 minutes/seconds  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Granted, Unfortunatey you have to continue to run for 10 more miles


I wish i had a new car  

[Aurora Sing]

Granted: Its new to you, however, The Mystery Machine has seen better days, and the green paint is chipping everywhere, the emergency brake doesn't work, it has a slow oil leak, and the transmission is bad...


I wish for someone to bring me food again  

[i_love_nutmeg]

Granted: but that person is your old teacher and you have to take a 10 page test before you eat.

I wish i could draw people  

[Aurora Sing]

Granted: You draw great people but all of the legs are on backwards...

I wish I had a maid  

[American Dreamcatcher]

granted, but she only speaks latin


I wish i could get a good nights sleep for a change  

[Aurora Sing]

granted: You get a great nights sleep while you are on vacation and you miss all the sites and sounds...

i wish my knee was better  

[Flying Squiddle]

Your wish is granted and your knee is magically better...

...at doing impressions, making balloon animals, and solving complex mathematical equations. And as nifty as it is having all of the brightly colored latex giraffes you could ever dream of needing, you find yourself wishing it wasn't still injured.

That, and the impression it keeps doing of Richard Nixon is getting really disconcerting in public.

O_O

I wish I had minions that would do my bidding.  

[Aurora Sing]

WOO HOO~ Welcome back Squiddle!!


Granted:You have minions...they look a lot like the little men in picman...the game cube game...they aren't very good at listening and basically aren't very good at doing anything but picking up broken ship parts...

i wish kiki kitty was less expensive  

[Flying Squiddle]

Aurora Sing

WOO HOO~ Welcome back Squiddle!!


Granted:You have minions...they look a lot like the little men in picman...the game cube game...they aren't very good at listening and basically aren't very good at doing anything but picking up broken ship parts...

i wish kiki kitty was less expensive

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Your wish is granted and the Kiki Kitty goes down in price. This happens at about the same time that the bottom drops out of the Gaia economy. The ensuing panic as thousands of confused Gaians sit back in their computer swivel chairs and scratch their heads subtly disrupts air currents moving across the South Pacific. This sets in motion an intricate and ridiculously circuitous chain of events that no sane mathematician could have ever envisioned (or even hope to unravel whilst still retaining a shred of said sanity), which, in turn, ultimately results in a towering tsunami of revolting mongeese that lay waste to much of the Western and Southwestern United States.

I wish I were a mongoose!  

[KrazyTerry]

Granted, but you can no longer can type.

I wish I were eating.  

[i_love_nutmeg]

Granted: but you you eat so much you gain 50 pounds

I wish i had a dancing zebra  

[Flying Squiddle]

Your wish is granted and the zebra of your dreams unexpectedly waltzes into your life. It waltzes because it is infected with the rare and highly infectious Mad Zebra Disease. Also, because it is mad, it believes it's a penguin, and won't stop hounding you for fish.

Before long, you have a mentally ill, nauseous, herring-gorged Zebra on your hands that won't hold still long enough for you to corral it into the car and drive it down to the vet.

I wish I had some replacement Apple earbuds for my iPod. x-x