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 Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:57 pm
Granted now you are being stalked by teenage girls who want to marry you and/or have your babies.(your a guy right) But if I'm wrong a male stalker shoots you with a gun for rejecting him. I wish I had a slice of cheese pizza.
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:56 pm
granted but the cheese was rotten.
I wish I have no fear of taking off my mask(cool face behind it though)
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:45 pm
Granted!! but when you washing your face, you have some dangrous chemical liquid in your eyes, and you blind forever.
I wish im happy...
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:46 am
Granted... but you seem "too happy" and the government takes a specialized interest in you...
*puts on tin foil hat*
I wish my rent wasn't raised this month.
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:21 am
but utilities are!!ghahaha
i wish i wasnt bored
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:31 am
granted but you got soo extreme you Jumped off the Empire State building,dodging penies falling from the empire state building and Die in the landing. Omg im EVIL!!!
I wish Genies aren't that mischevious.
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:45 am
Granted but then the Genie turns evil and turns you to dust. I wish the stray cat in my yard in walk into my trap. The trap is a cat carrier with some food in it with a string attach to the door. So when the cat walks into the carrier I pull the string the door closes.
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:20 pm
but it has perma-rabies,(the kind you cant get rid of) so you die after it bites you.
i wish i had a nerf "RAIDER CS-35"
soo much OSUM!!
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:28 pm
Here you go, oh, but sorry, your parents are taking it away until your 30th birthday.
I wish I could find the right person in life. confused
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:47 pm
but it turns out they are the same gender~!!!!hahaha
wish i hadbt eaten all thos burritos at lunch*farts noisily*
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 3:57 am
Granted! But since that tank you just bought can only run on farts it just sits there are shinny and awesome but unusable.
No Boom Booms.
T3T
I wish the fair would say in town longer.
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 11:20 am
Granted! But due to so much cotton candy and corn dogs injested while on a ride that shakes your belly multiple times over, you're sick for a month. mostly from what was in the corndog.
I wish I had a job that pays a lot, and that I loved to go to everyday.
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:44 pm
Granted... you now perform at a strip club... owned by your parents. I wish all our world leaders were Jedi. 
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:25 am
granted!!
but the earth seems just ready 2 explode, n theres go some strong earthquake in 10 different spots in the world, n theres only a few people that survive.... (jedi died too XD)
i wish everyone like me.....
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:39 pm
Granted! Now everyone wants to hang out with you, but you don't have time for all six billion of us, so a few hundred of us get jealous of your time with other people and murder you in anger.
I wish that I understood math enough to pass the course with 90's
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