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 Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:36 pm
Because I COMMAND IT!!!!
Why do people taste like chicken?
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:36 pm
Because Cinderella lost her slipper.
Why does Tasuki-neko's breath smell so bad?
((Tasuki is the name of one of our kittens.))
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:43 pm
Because she ate a fly.
Why does toast exist?
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:46 pm
Because the toaster exists.
Why didn't I eat lunch yesterday?
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:47 pm
Because you had already eaten your mother's internal organs!!!
*ahem*
Why do they have 'how to order' signs in resturaunts?
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:47 pm
Because its not a bagel.
Do you know the muffin man?
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:51 pm
Yesh, hes up in pluto!
WHY DO PEOPLE TYPE IN CAPS?!?
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:59 pm
Because caps drown people.
Why don't people fly?
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:03 pm
Because birds stole our wings.
Why do people blink?
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:06 pm
Because the clowns stole their pants.
Why am I on a boat?
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:13 pm
Because your dinosaur is in the shop for a check up.
Why do I look like Pocohontas?
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:15 pm
Because there is a meteor falling from the sky.
Why do ducks quack?
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:32 pm
Because Chickens moo!
Why is my laptop broken?
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:50 pm
Sealing loneliness inside,
the gaze that cast a lock on itself
The much desired brilliance
Is for the sake of changing everythingbecause the cows ate it then, spit it out.
Why do I like hugging people?? 
I'll believe
In your sins and pained sadness.
The voice that whispered “I want everything”
Without even bothering to regain what is lost
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:37 pm
You want them to turn back into a teddy bear.
Why is their going to be drums in guitar hero 4?
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