Corrupt a Digi-wish

[Boku_ha_Ronnel]

Granted, but they're too small to do anything.

I wish I had unlimited ramen.  

[KiroMishima]

Granted, but you got no flavor packs so enjoy bland noodles!


I wish for a diamond studded suit.  

[dragonianflame]

granted, but the studs are on the inside of the suit.

I wish magic were real  

[ArtificialJellyfish]

Granted, but it's only black magic.

I wish I had a cat tail  

[dragonianflame]

(that's still a plus for me.)
granted, but you have no control over it

I wish I were a worlock  

[KiroMishima]

granted but youre only a lv 1 warlock and your only spell was instant water which was summon a small cup of water which has a 30 sec cast time and a 45 hour cooldown meaning you will never level up.

I wish my suit was made from material of the gods  

[Boku_ha_Ronnel]

Granted, but all the material is meant for Hades... which gets your soul ripped out the instant you touch it.

I wish Dogs could speak.  

[dragonianflame]

granted, but they all have very foul language.

I wish I could level up my warlock ()-()  

[KiroMishima]

Granted, you were given a candy to get raised to level 2 which gave you the ability to summon 3 ounces of oxygen that has a 40 second cast time and a 30 day cool down. But due to using an illegal drug to boost your level, you were cursed by the vegan police so that you can never gain any other levels for the rest of your life.

I wish I can has cheeseburger  

[dragonianflame]

granted, you can has cheeseburger, but the watermelon cat shall steal it and eat it

I wish for another rare candy  

[Boku_ha_Ronnel]

You get a rare candy... that absorbs your energy and steals your levels. Sending you back to level 0.

I wish I could nullify dark magic.  

[dragonianflame]

granted, but you can only nullify your own dark magic.

I wish there was no place like home  

[Boku_ha_Ronnel]

Granted, but you don't remember what home is like.

I wish I was a movie star.  

[dragonianflame]

granted, but the cameras will never leave you alone. ever.

I wish home wasn't where the heart is  

[Boku_ha_Ronnel]

Granted, but your heart is now everywhere... you were laying on an IED.

I wish I hadn't broke my back for a million bucks I can't take to my grave.