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| 10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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| 1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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| Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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| The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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| Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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I_bord_I rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 5, 7
Total: 13 (3-24)
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 Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2024 8:04 pm
Ultrabord Ultrabord Ultrabord Ultrabord MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPmedium bot #2, whatcha gonna do? (Iggy doesn't care if this bot's operator is working a more important job, because he agrees with his parents, demolishing offline bots is extremely satisfying.) Two of his flaming projectile attacks hit today, yay~ four more hits to go, how fast will this droid get destroyed? (today sadly Iggy got no aim) Iggy swears he's not a pyromaniac, he only burns things for fun if they're literal trash. This bot is totally trash though. Hey, he actually hit it once this time (3 hits on this one so far.) Just three more fireballs should cook this goose bot. Iggy has to stop thinking about roast goose and whether eating it counts as cannibalism (not really- his name actually just means flaming man lmfao), only one of those fireballs hit, the others were nowhere near the dead droid. No, her swords aren't oversized, she really is just short. Two more hits for a total of six on this bot, droid #2 is a heap of charred scraps.
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
6, 11, 3
Total: 20 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2024 10:04 am
HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPtoday going with an alchemist way to fight, uses a smoke shield, then attacks! Queentintin=250 Droid = 165 I hit!
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I_bord_I rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 3, 5
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2024 10:09 am
MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPmedium bot #3 will soon be nothing but historyyy (the alien siblings are seriously considering making their own "epic" rap battle lol.) Only one hit, maybe they should focus on slicing the bot instead of making rhymes so hot.
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 1, 7
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2024 12:41 pm
sachara sachara MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPDarth Zannah = 250 Droid = 195 Darth Zannah = 250 Droid = 140 Darth zannah = 250 Droid = 95
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I_bord_I rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 4, 3
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2024 7:51 pm
Ultrabord MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPmedium bot #3 will soon be nothing but historyyy (the alien siblings are seriously considering making their own "epic" rap battle lol.) Only one hit, maybe they should focus on slicing the bot instead of making rhymes so hot. Oh right, and of course these aliens have names as well. "My name is princess Filia and I'm going to kill ya.""My parents call me Gildan 'cause I'm... a T-shirt."Looks like only one of these siblings is even trying to rhyme and the other one... already sounds like a dad. Somehow they got another hit in (probably golden boi while he was half-arsing that joke)
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 7, 1
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 5:44 am
sachara sachara sachara MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPDarth Zannah = 250 Droid = 195 Darth Zannah = 250 Droid = 140 Darth zannah = 250 Droid = 95 Dath Zannah = 250 Droid = GONE!
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
10, 9, 3
Total: 22 (3-36)
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Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 6:36 am
Queentintin HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPtoday going with an alchemist way to fight, uses a smoke shield, then attacks! Queentintin=250 Droid = 80! 17/08 I hit! morning, this is almost too easy lol shal we fight? another hit! for me ^^
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I_bord_I rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 1, 5
Total: 8 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 6:40 pm
Ultrabord Ultrabord MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPmedium bot #3 will soon be nothing but historyyy (the alien siblings are seriously considering making their own "epic" rap battle lol.) Only one hit, maybe they should focus on slicing the bot instead of making rhymes so hot. Oh right, and of course these aliens have names as well. "My name is princess Filia and I'm going to kill ya.""My parents call me Gildan 'cause I'm... a T-shirt."Looks like only one of these siblings is even trying to rhyme and the other one... already sounds like a dad. Somehow they got another hit in (probably golden boi while he was half-arsing that joke) Filia has had a normal amount of caffeine, while Gildan... is taking a cold bath right now. Will she hit the bot today? Three total hits on the third bot so far, they can do better than that.
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
2, 9, 4
Total: 15 (3-36)
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Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2024 9:12 am
Queentintin Queentintin HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPtoday going with an alchemist way to fight, uses a smoke shield, then attacks! Queentintin=250 Droid = 80! 17/08 I hit! morning, this is almost too easy lol shal we fight? another hit! for me ^^ feeling like a wrangler lol let's get it on! score remains the same 18/08
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I_bord_I rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 2, 7
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2024 10:29 am
Ultrabord Ultrabord Ultrabord MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPmedium bot #3 will soon be nothing but historyyy (the alien siblings are seriously considering making their own "epic" rap battle lol.) Only one hit, maybe they should focus on slicing the bot instead of making rhymes so hot. Oh right, and of course these aliens have names as well. "My name is princess Filia and I'm going to kill ya.""My parents call me Gildan 'cause I'm... a T-shirt."Looks like only one of these siblings is even trying to rhyme and the other one... already sounds like a dad. Somehow they got another hit in (probably golden boi while he was half-arsing that joke) Filia has had a normal amount of caffeine, while Gildan... is taking a cold bath right now. Will she hit the bot today? Three total hits on the third bot so far, they can do better than that. I had part of a dream where I went on this topic and like, our guild owner/parent was actually posting for this bot again and my OCs were actually in danger of having their virtual butts beaten. Just a dream though RIP (lol). On the bright side, they keep only hitting once at a time (that's four hits on this bot now) so the relative safety can be nice
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I_bord_I rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 5, 2
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2024 4:03 pm
I_bord_I Ultrabord Ultrabord Ultrabord MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPmedium bot #3 will soon be nothing but historyyy (the alien siblings are seriously considering making their own "epic" rap battle lol.) Only one hit, maybe they should focus on slicing the bot instead of making rhymes so hot. Oh right, and of course these aliens have names as well. "My name is princess Filia and I'm going to kill ya.""My parents call me Gildan 'cause I'm... a T-shirt."Looks like only one of these siblings is even trying to rhyme and the other one... already sounds like a dad. Somehow they got another hit in (probably golden boi while he was half-arsing that joke) Filia has had a normal amount of caffeine, while Gildan... is taking a cold bath right now. Will she hit the bot today? Three total hits on the third bot so far, they can do better than that. I had part of a dream where I went on this topic and like, our guild owner/parent was actually posting for this bot again and my OCs were actually in danger of having their virtual butts beaten. Just a dream though RIP (lol). On the bright side, they keep only hitting once at a time (that's four hits on this bot now) so the relative safety can be nice Not much company, only one or two other people in here smashing bots up. Whatever, Filia and Gildan don't need more friends anyway, they already have like, a few (besides each other). One more hit, this bot only has a few HP left, they better finish it off tomorrow.
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
1, 9, 7
Total: 17 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2024 6:37 pm
Queentintin Queentintin Queentintin HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPtoday going with an alchemist way to fight, uses a smoke shield, then attacks! Queentintin=250 Droid = 80! 17/08 I hit! morning, this is almost too easy lol shal we fight? another hit! for me ^^ feeling like a wrangler lol let's get it on! score remains the same 18/08 time to put this droid out of it's mysery lol 19/08
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I_bord_I rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 7, 8
Total: 18 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2024 12:16 pm
I_bord_I I_bord_I Ultrabord Ultrabord Ultrabord MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPmedium bot #3 will soon be nothing but historyyy (the alien siblings are seriously considering making their own "epic" rap battle lol.) Only one hit, maybe they should focus on slicing the bot instead of making rhymes so hot. Oh right, and of course these aliens have names as well. "My name is princess Filia and I'm going to kill ya.""My parents call me Gildan 'cause I'm... a T-shirt."Looks like only one of these siblings is even trying to rhyme and the other one... already sounds like a dad. Somehow they got another hit in (probably golden boi while he was half-arsing that joke) Filia has had a normal amount of caffeine, while Gildan... is taking a cold bath right now. Will she hit the bot today? Three total hits on the third bot so far, they can do better than that. I had part of a dream where I went on this topic and like, our guild owner/parent was actually posting for this bot again and my OCs were actually in danger of having their virtual butts beaten. Just a dream though RIP (lol). On the bright side, they keep only hitting once at a time (that's four hits on this bot now) so the relative safety can be nice Not much company, only one or two other people in here smashing bots up. Whatever, Filia and Gildan don't need more friends anyway, they already have like, a few (besides each other). One more hit, this bot only has a few HP left, they better finish it off tomorrow. some d-bag comes in and whacks it before they can react. Then he goes over and picks on another medium level bot. "Hey ugly, I'm gonna f you up!"
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 3, 4
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2024 5:53 am
MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPDarth Zannah = 250 Droid = 195
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
12, 12, 2
Total: 26 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2024 10:22 am
Queentintin Queentintin Queentintin Queentintin HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPtoday going with an alchemist way to fight, uses a smoke shield, then attacks! Queentintin=250 Droid = 80! 17/08 I hit! morning, this is almost too easy lol shal we fight? another hit! for me ^^ feeling like a wrangler lol let's get it on! score remains the same 18/08 time to put this droid out of it's mysery lol 19/08 let's a battle! 21/08 was at Queentintin=250 Droid = 80! now at Queentintin=250
DRoid = annihilation! 2 hits!
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