Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[Aurora Sing]

lol! poor stork...

make a left turn in Alberquerque (or how ever you spell it)

Who drew the line?  

[chessiejo]

drew

drew drew it

with linus





should i eat an unopened can of 9 month old icing?

i actually have one looking at me right now  

[themadwriter]

See if your dog will eat it first. Yes, then eat it. No, then give it to your enemies.

Should I let my brother use the computer?  

[Flying Squiddle]

Sure, but only after you've detached the keyboard, secured the mouse and hard drive in a padlocked container out of his reach, and covered the monitor in a soft, opaque, static-shielded cloth.

Then, he can use it for as long as he wants!

Should I just give up and become a hermit?  

[chessiejo]

only if you take lots of people with you.


what can i cook tonight that's romantic but cheap?  

[LoverofDarknessEternal]

A heart. It's romantic.


Should I buy more tamagotchi's?  

[KrazyTerry]

I dunno. Do you have more money?

Should I go and eat dinner now, or stay on Gaia?  

[Stained Sunday]

STAY ON GAIA. YOU CAN NEVER EAT AGAIN.

Where is Drew?  

[Ethozz]

he went to buy a Sharpie cause he will draw a line

What is the difference of a pencil and a pen?  

[Stained Sunday]

Three letters and some ink.

Why is the grass green?  

[i_love_nutmeg]

because drew took his green sharpie and coloured it green

why do i have five toes?  

[ManagerKyoto]

because you dipped your six toed foot in paint.

Where is my dinner?  

[Aurora Sing]

In a small box in your freezer, it requires taking it out and heating it up in the microwave...it will taste mediocre and you will wish that you had eaten somewhere else...

Why are there so many jerks in the world?  

[ManagerKyoto]

Because it is impossible for us to function without a set quota.

What is the quota?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

One person for every five jerks.

Why does it seem impossible to get electronics to work the way you want them to?