Corrupt A Wish!

[Aurora Sing]

Granted: but then you can no longer come up with terribly interesting crazy answers to any of the subforum games and everone on Gaia loses all respect due to your lack of creative responses...

I wish I didn't injure my knee ((It hurts a super-duper lot)) gonk crying  

[Flying Squiddle]

(*is glad she's a dork, then!* 4laugh )

Your wish is granted and you are able to go back in time and prevent yourself from having injured your knee. Unfortunately, the laws of temporal mechanics are fickle things - one day, they'll let any old looney walk balkwards through colonial salem, and the next, all hell breaks loose if you so much as prevent yourself from having injured your own knee.

The resulting rip in the time/space continuum (You must have stepped on an ant, or something. Yes, a very important one) destroys us all.

Needless to say, everyone in the universe ends up being quite cross with you and your knee.

I wish someone would clean the car for me - I don't feel like doing anything productive today. razz  

[Jus A Boy]

Granted- The neighborhood kids clean your car with acid


I wish it was Saturday  

[Aurora Sing]

Granted: Its Midnight on Saturday and Sunday you have a million chores to do, and then its work again on Monday...

I wish I could get around easier  

[themadwriter]

Ta da! Here's a wheelchair that you're confined to for life.

I wish for baby seal slippers  

[nightsongs]

Done but you get bit by the seals with every step.

I wish I could get married to my bf.  

[Aurora Sing]

*awww what a sweet wish* now how can I possibly corrupt that??

Granted: You marry your bf and after many happy years together you realize that he is just a mannequin... eek

I wish I had a kiki kitty  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Granted: But Gaia shuts down the next day.

I wish I had an ice cream cone.  

[Aurora Sing]

Granted: you have an ice cream cone and it is your absolute favorite flavor ever! Right when you are about to put it up to your mouth your dog jumps up and eats it right out of your hand!

I wish I could go back to work  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Granted: Youre aloud back to work, but you still have to sit and keep ice on your knee..... hahaha thought you were getting out of the ice didnt you.

I wish it was May already and my wedding day.  

[Aurora Sing]

Granted: It is a beautiful sunny May day, the birds are chirping, the sun is shining, the sky is the most lovely shade of blue, and you have the worst hangover ever, the wedding has past, you missed your flight to your honeymoon, and you can't remember a damn thing about the wedding, but it must have been great, cause you are smiling from ear to ear...

I wish someone would bring me breakfast  

[i_love_nutmeg]

Granted: someone brought you breakfast but its raw filet mingon and asparagus


I wish i had fifty boxes of mints  

[Jequilan]

you get 50 boxes of mints. but there aren't any mints in them.

i wish...my hair was green  

[Aurora Sing]

Granted: your hair is green mostly because of the slimy substance that has oozed out of the ceiling at the gas station rest stop you were in....

I wish my water was colder  

[Pandalover263]

Granted. It freezes on your tongue and you talk funny for a week.

I wish I could get to sleep instead of being addicted to Gaia.