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 Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:48 am
I pick up the ribbon. I think it is tape so I run home and try to tape something to the wall. I then realize the latter I am on is about to collapse.
I jump of the 6 foot high latter and land on my back breaking every bone that come near my spine. It was so painful I stabbed myself till I was dead.
wow..ummmm. I drop a paperclip
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:16 am
As I wander the lonely streets unaware of the fate which is about to come to me I beging to run on the ice...but then I fall onto a paper-clip which puntures my skin and I begin to loose a big mass of blood.
I take out a Picture of my loved ones as tears begin to fall from my face...As I shed my last tear the Picture blows away in the wind...
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:12 pm
I notice this piece of paper falling from the sky. Obviously, its a sign of the Apocalypse. I go to mt. Everest and jump off.
I drop a book on being a serial killer for dummies
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:52 am
Admiring the sights of Mt.Everest I encounter an Book titled "Serial Killing For Dummies" Being entised by the title I read the book and attempt a serial killing spree murdering a flock of chickens to be then chased by an angry farmer with a shotgun, who shoots my leg off and leaves me for dead.
Gazing upon the clouds I take out a watch and look at the time 10:50am...She (My Lover) Would be in school now...safe. Taking my last breathe the watch falls from my hand.
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:14 am
The watch falls onto my head as I am taking a picture of Mt. Everest. I shout out in pain, and try to pull it out. One of the band sticks in my hair, however, and the other end is snatched up a runaway yak. I'm dragged to death.
I drop my camera.
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:51 pm
Im blinded by the flash and stumble into a gator filled watering hole and am chomped up
I drop a recordable cd
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:24 pm
I pick up the CD intending to burn some music to it and as I push the eject button a bolt of lightening strikes my computer and electrocutes meh...
I drop a Q-tip
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:15 am
I promptly act dump and go to shove in my nose, piercing my brain
I drop a piece of Broccoli
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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:06 am
(BACK!!After like forever....)
I see a piece of broccoli and decide to annoy someone with it...I find someone and annoy them to a point where they shoot me....(damn....that was a wierd death...)
I drop......
a Mr.Goodbar
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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:29 pm
I pick it up and consume it in its entirety but it was laced with poison and I vomit blood till I die.
I drop a singular grain of salt
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Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:19 pm
The single grain of salt falls and lands on my contact lens, right as im going to put it in, I stick the contact on my eye and it causes to much pain that I start clawing at my eyes to get it out, causing myself to go blind. I run into a cow pen, and die of methane inhalation.
as I die I drop an Iphone
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:18 am
I start using the ocarina app, and someone cares me whilst I play it. I inhale greatly and get the iphone lodged in my throat and die.
I drop a light bulb
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:49 pm
The light bulb shatters upon impacting with the ground as I kneel down to cry over Crimmy's dead body pieces lodge themselves into my knee. Where unnoticed they get infected. I die an agonizing death from blood poisoning.
As I die I drop my check book.
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:08 pm
I pick up the check book. I try writing a check for 100,000 but I forge the name and I rot in jail.
I drop a sea kitten ( a fish )
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