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 Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:04 pm
Lightwater2520 Oh, It's edom, ("made" backwards!) a Plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? Frist, It's spelled edam, second, you don't bury survivors, they are still alive. But not for long. Two coins add up to thirty cents and one is not a quarter. What are they?
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:20 pm
Lord VanHellsing13 Lightwater2520 Oh, It's edom, ("made" backwards!) a Plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? Frist, It's spelled edam, second, you don't bury survivors, they are still alive. But not for long. Two coins add up to thirty cents and one is not a quarter. What are they? A dime and a quarter. Only one is not a quarter, but the other one is. What is that which goes with a carriage, comes with a carriage, is of no use to a carriage, and yet the carriage cannot go without it?
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:39 am
The passenger.
Two biologists are culturing a new strain of bacterium at a very low temperatures for one week. The bacterium will die if the temperature drops below -40 degrees Fahrenheit. The incubation chamber the bacterium is being cultured in has a build in thermometer to monitor the temperature. One day, one the the biologists is recording the temperature at -39 degrees when he looks at the units of the built in thermometer. He realizes that the incubator is measuring the temperature in Celceus, not Fahrenheit. He tells the other biologist this troubling news. The second Biologist says not to worry about it and continue culturing the bacterium. Why is the second biologist so calm?
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:12 pm
Because 39 Celsius is nowhere near -40 Fahrenheit.
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:49 pm
deppfan Lord VanHellsing13 Lightwater2520 Oh, It's edom, ("made" backwards!) a Plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? Frist, It's spelled edam, second, you don't bury survivors, they are still alive. But not for long. Two coins add up to thirty cents and one is not a quarter. What are they? A dime and a quarter. Only one is not a quarter, but the other one is. What is that which goes with a carriage, comes with a carriage, is of no use to a carriage, and yet the carriage cannot go without it? shouldn't it be a nickel and a quarter?
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:32 pm
Nope. Sorry. Not the answer. @Yorozuya_Harujiro: Oops, my bad. That's what I meant
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:03 pm
Symbolism of number One Because 39 Celsius is nowhere near -40 Fahrenheit. no -40 degrees F and -40 degrees C are at the same temp this ancient invention allows people to see through walls. what is its name?
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:30 pm
Lord VanHellsing13 Symbolism of number One Because 39 Celsius is nowhere near -40 Fahrenheit. no -40 degrees F and -40 degrees C are at the same temp this ancient invention allows people to see through walls. what is its name? A window??
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:17 pm
Lord VanHellsing13 Symbolism of number One Because 39 Celsius is nowhere near -40 Fahrenheit. no -40 degrees F and -40 degrees C are at the same temp this ancient invention allows people to see through walls. what is its name? a hole?
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:00 pm
Lord VanHellsing13 Symbolism of number One Because 39 Celsius is nowhere near -40 Fahrenheit. no -40 degrees F and -40 degrees C are at the same temp this ancient invention allows people to see through walls. what is its name? Quote: one the the biologists is recording the temperature at 39 degrees It says 39, not -39.
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:06 pm
no it isn't (shifty eye shifty eye) It was a typo, sorry. sweatdrop I agree with the window thing.
There are two ancient inventions. one had thousands of moving parts. the other had only one, stationary part. Yet, they both preformed the same function. What are they?
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:53 pm
Hourglass and the solar clock.
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:17 pm
Symbolism of number One Hourglass and the solar clock. Yeah I guess thats right, New Riddle: Four men were on a boat on a lake. The boat turns over and all four men sink to the bottom, yet not a single man gets wet. Why?
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:44 pm
The easyest answer would be the lake is dry.
By the way, the hourglass and the sundial are the answer to my previous riddle.
A man lives 1/4 his life as a boy, 1/5 his life as a youth, 1/3 his life as a man, and the last 13 years as an elderly gent. How long does this man live?
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:03 pm
you never no how long a man will live though
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