What's grosser than gross?
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can!
8% [ 11 ]
1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans!
16% [ 21 ]
Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor!
13% [ 17 ]
The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty!
16% [ 21 ]
Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound!
44% [ 57 ]
Total Votes : 127
I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
8, 1, 12
Total: 21 (3-36)
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2024 8:54 am
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
Ultrabord
HARD (12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP "Time to take a few shots at some new bots!" Gordon makes up bad poetry. He would make a terrible rapper.
"Gonna smash you to bits before I call it quits." Maybe these terrible rhymes will damage the bot from the inside!
The droid jumps up and does a twirling somersault
This bot's just as useless as the last one, so it probably won't even notice that its opponent has changed.
"You know, I can see exactly where you're about to go. Doesn't look too good for you, does it?"
Maybe she should also try to hit the bot, not just dodge it this time.
"Gorwyn were right about one thing, these are some laggy bots, might want to hire another technician to help them keep the wifi up." Not Arlene playing devil's advocate and trying to help the opposition.
The droid hooks up to the DSL and suddenly has the ability to attack, as long as it stays plugged into the wall.
"I can still see where you're gonna be." But she needs to hit the bot again too (obviously)
Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 5, 5
Total: 12 (3-24)
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2024 1:02 pm
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66
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The droid backs away while pulling out a blaster and firing on the girl.
Puts some duds in the droid's blaster.
Fred 85
Droid 30
The droid activates its last-ditch-effort device.
Pushes the droid into a ditch.
Fred 30
Droid 30
The droid is no more.
Holds the new droid down.
Fred 250
Droid 195
The droid bites at the girl's hands. If it is bones you want. Throws the droid a bone. Fetch!
Fred 195
Droid 85
Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
8, 10, 4
Total: 22 (3-36)
Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2024 7:27 pm
HARD (12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP ok got the right room! let's fight you droid you! lol
I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
2, 11, 6
Total: 19 (3-36)
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2024 10:34 am
HARD (12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP "Time to rot, new hard bot! Dang it, Gordon's stupid rhymes have rubbed off."
Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
11, 9, 9
Total: 29 (3-36)
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2024 3:40 pm
Queentintin
HARD (12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP ok got the right room! let's fight you droid you! lol
I hit that droid yes I did.! must have a welt lol
today's attack goes like...
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 4, 8
Total: 19 (3-24)
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2024 8:16 pm
sachara
DD-SCRAPS
sachara
MEDIUM (8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP Darth Zannah = 250
Droid = 250
Not a good start at all.
The droid dodges the attacks of the Sith. It ignites a lightsaber and comes in low.
The girl is injured, will she get better?
Darth Zannah = 85
Droid = 195
The droid hunts down the open wounds and puts salt in them.
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 5, 2
Total: 10 (3-24)
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2024 8:18 pm
Fred66
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66
Puts some duds in the droid's blaster.
Fred 85
Droid 30
The droid activates its last-ditch-effort device.
Pushes the droid into a ditch.
Fred 30
Droid 30
The droid is no more.
Holds the new droid down.
Fred 250
Droid 195
The droid bites at the girl's hands.
If it is bones you want. Throws the droid a bone. Fetch!
Fred 195
Droid 85
The droid crunches the bone and spits the dangerous splinters out back at the girl.
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
4, 12, 5
Total: 21 (3-36)
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2024 8:21 pm
Ultrabord
HARD (12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP "Time to rot, new hard bot! Dang it, Gordon's stupid rhymes have rubbed off."
The droid pulls out a saber and a blaster
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
3, 6, 2
Total: 11 (3-36)
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2024 8:22 pm
Queentintin
Queentintin
HARD (12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP ok got the right room! let's fight you droid you! lol
I hit that droid yes I did.! must have a welt lol
today's attack goes like...
The droid bashes its skull repeatedly against the girl's fists.
sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 2, 2
Total: 7 (3-24)
Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2024 4:02 am
MEDIUM (8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP Darth Zannah = 250
Droid = 250
Not a good start at all. The girl is injured, she may never come back.
Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
7, 4, 6
Total: 17 (3-36)
Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2024 5:53 am
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
Queentintin
HARD (12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP ok got the right room! let's fight you droid you! lol
I hit that droid yes I did.! must have a welt lol
today's attack goes like...
The droid bashes its skull repeatedly against the girl's fists.
oh the droid's not happy lol let's finish it!
I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
2, 7, 6
Total: 15 (3-36)
Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2024 10:05 am
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
HARD (12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP "Time to rot, new hard bot! Dang it, Gordon's stupid rhymes have rubbed off."
The droid pulls out a saber and a blaster
Oh yes, clearly the one who deals the most damage is automatically the master. News flash, most people don't live in an oligarchy, and Arlene is not a pack animal. Time to beat this delusional "alpha" bot.
Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 5, 1
Total: 12 (3-24)
Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2024 12:40 pm
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66
Puts some duds in the droid's blaster.
Fred 85
Droid 30
The droid activates its last-ditch-effort device.
Pushes the droid into a ditch.
Fred 30
Droid 30
The droid is no more.
Holds the new droid down.
Fred 250
Droid 195
The droid bites at the girl's hands.
If it is bones you want. Throws the droid a bone. Fetch!
Fred 195
Droid 85
The droid crunches the bone and spits the dangerous splinters out back at the girl.
Build s a cage with the splinters to put the droid in.
Fred 140
Droid 85
The droid is no more. Turned out the cage was a coffin.
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 7, 5
Total: 14 (3-24)
Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2024 10:37 pm
sachara
MEDIUM (8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP Darth Zannah = 250
Droid = 250
Not a good start at all. The girl is injured, she may never come back.
This droid was pre-programmed with this specific Sith in mind. It dodges her attacks and flips over her to land behind her where it slashes at her spine with a vibroblade.
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
7, 6, 8
Total: 21 (3-36)
Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2024 10:39 pm
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
Queentintin
HARD (12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP ok got the right room! let's fight you droid you! lol
I hit that droid yes I did.! must have a welt lol
today's attack goes like...
The droid bashes its skull repeatedly against the girl's fists.
oh the droid's not happy lol let's finish it!
The droid tries to disable the girl's lightsaber by pushing it through its chassis.
