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Total Votes : 127

Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice: 4, 6, 2 Total: 12 (3-24)

Fred66

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 08, 2024 2:31 pm


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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

This one was just lying around waiting to be steamrollered.

Fred 250
Droid 140


The droid reinflates its flattened self and pulls out a blaster, which it proceeds to use against the girl.
Fred = 195
Droid = 140


Pops the droid.

Fred 195
Droid 85


The droid Sodas the girl in response.
Fred = 195
Droid = 85


Uses the soda to drown the droid.

Fred 195
Droid 85

The droid is no more.


The new droid sneaks up behind the girl as she gloats and bumps the back of her knees to make her fall forward.
Fred = 250
Droid = 250


Springs back up, swivels and attacks the droid.

Fred 250
Droid 195
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice: 2, 5, 12 Total: 19 (3-36)
PostPosted: Sat Jun 08, 2024 2:50 pm


Ultrabord
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HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPWatchful witch was waiting outside the attack zone because she's a clever bird. Seems the bot stuck its blade in the remains of the previous robot.

"Actually that's how my PARENTS spelled the name on my on my birth certificate but I got it legally changed later to CORWYN because it's like, 500% girlier!!!"
"Yay, more offline lag! People think AI is like, totally dangerous and stuff, but anything that relies on sketchy electricity that can be TOTALLY fried with magic or like, science, is SUUUPER easy to destroy!"


The droid reboots its operating system with the latest upgrades. This takes some time and causes a gap in its attacks, allowing the opponent to get a hit in. It activates a lightsaber and slashes low at her ankles.

Corwyn = 250

Droid = 165
"OMG, you're like the worst dancer I've ever seen! I thought you were supposed to be like, this super advanced techno thingamabob! You're just like modern AI, you might LOOK like one of those mean girls from Hogwarts, but you sure don't move like one!" She knows, she's dualled against several and only had a 42% win rate with her chaotic fighting style. She gets one good hit in, then spends the rest of the time being dodgy as usual.


The droid needs time to recuperate. It throws out a handful of exploding caltrops and finds a place to hide.
Corwyn = 165
Droid = 80

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DD-SCRAPS rolled 2 8-sided dice: 4, 5 Total: 9 (2-16)

DD-SCRAPS
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 08, 2024 2:52 pm


sachara
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the girl is slightly injured!
Darth Zannah = 140
Droid = 85


The droid tries to repair its circuitry. It throws an electronet over the Sith to keep her occupied.
Darth Zannah = 85
Droid = 85


The girl was trying to dodge the net bu it caught part of her
Darth Zannah = 85
Droid = 30


The droid tries slinking away as it rolls a thermal detonator toward the Sith.
Darth Zannah = 30
Droid = 30


The girl dodges the detonator
Darth Zannah = 30
Droid = gone!


The droid comes in behind the girl as she recovers from her previous battle. It pulls out a blaster and shoots her in the back.
Darth Zannah = 195
Droid = 195
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 2, 6, 4 Total: 12 (3-24)
PostPosted: Sat Jun 08, 2024 2:54 pm


Fred66
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Pops the droid.

Fred 195
Droid 85


The droid Sodas the girl in response.
Fred = 195
Droid = 85


Uses the soda to drown the droid.

Fred 195
Droid 85

The droid is no more.


The new droid sneaks up behind the girl as she gloats and bumps the back of her knees to make her fall forward.
Fred = 250
Droid = 250


Springs back up, swivels and attacks the droid.

Fred 250
Droid 195

The droid spills oil at the girl's feet to make her attacks a little less stable. It backs away and pulls out a blaster.
Fred = 195
Droid = 195

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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice: 5, 3, 8 Total: 16 (3-36)


I_bord_I


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 08, 2024 3:56 pm


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Ultrabord
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HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPWatchful witch was waiting outside the attack zone because she's a clever bird. Seems the bot stuck its blade in the remains of the previous robot.

"Actually that's how my PARENTS spelled the name on my on my birth certificate but I got it legally changed later to CORWYN because it's like, 500% girlier!!!"
"Yay, more offline lag! People think AI is like, totally dangerous and stuff, but anything that relies on sketchy electricity that can be TOTALLY fried with magic or like, science, is SUUUPER easy to destroy!"


The droid reboots its operating system with the latest upgrades. This takes some time and causes a gap in its attacks, allowing the opponent to get a hit in. It activates a lightsaber and slashes low at her ankles.

Corwyn = 250

Droid = 165
"OMG, you're like the worst dancer I've ever seen! I thought you were supposed to be like, this super advanced techno thingamabob! You're just like modern AI, you might LOOK like one of those mean girls from Hogwarts, but you sure don't move like one!" She knows, she's dualled against several and only had a 42% win rate with her chaotic fighting style. She gets one good hit in, then spends the rest of the time being dodgy as usual.


The droid needs time to recuperate. It throws out a handful of exploding caltrops and finds a place to hide.
Corwyn = 165
Droid = 80
"Hey, that's MY color, stick to your own!!" She shoots a bolt of hot-pink electricity from her wand straight toward the bot's core.
sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice: 5, 5, 1 Total: 11 (3-24)
PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2024 4:56 am


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sachara
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sachara
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sachara


the girl is slightly injured!
Darth Zannah = 140
Droid = 85


The droid tries to repair its circuitry. It throws an electronet over the Sith to keep her occupied.
Darth Zannah = 85
Droid = 85


The girl was trying to dodge the net bu it caught part of her
Darth Zannah = 85
Droid = 30


The droid tries slinking away as it rolls a thermal detonator toward the Sith.
Darth Zannah = 30
Droid = 30


The girl dodges the detonator
Darth Zannah = 30
Droid = gone!


The droid comes in behind the girl as she recovers from her previous battle. It pulls out a blaster and shoots her in the back.
Darth Zannah = 195
Droid = 195


The girl is only nicked in the back
Darth Zannah = 195
Droid = 85

sachara
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice: 5, 1, 5 Total: 11 (3-24)

Fred66

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2024 8:04 am


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Fred66
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Fred66


Pops the droid.

Fred 195
Droid 85


The droid Sodas the girl in response.
Fred = 195
Droid = 85


Uses the soda to drown the droid.

Fred 195
Droid 85

The droid is no more.


The new droid sneaks up behind the girl as she gloats and bumps the back of her knees to make her fall forward.
Fred = 250
Droid = 250


Springs back up, swivels and attacks the droid.

Fred 250
Droid 195


The droid spills oil at the girl's feet to make her attacks a little less stable. It backs away and pulls out a blaster.
Fred = 195
Droid = 195


The girl slips under the droid and comes back up to hit it from behind.

Fred 195
Droid 85
I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice: 9, 4, 11 Total: 24 (3-36)
PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2024 6:22 pm


Ultrabord
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HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPWatchful witch was waiting outside the attack zone because she's a clever bird. Seems the bot stuck its blade in the remains of the previous robot.

"Actually that's how my PARENTS spelled the name on my on my birth certificate but I got it legally changed later to CORWYN because it's like, 500% girlier!!!"
"Yay, more offline lag! People think AI is like, totally dangerous and stuff, but anything that relies on sketchy electricity that can be TOTALLY fried with magic or like, science, is SUUUPER easy to destroy!"


The droid reboots its operating system with the latest upgrades. This takes some time and causes a gap in its attacks, allowing the opponent to get a hit in. It activates a lightsaber and slashes low at her ankles.

Corwyn = 250

Droid = 165
"OMG, you're like the worst dancer I've ever seen! I thought you were supposed to be like, this super advanced techno thingamabob! You're just like modern AI, you might LOOK like one of those mean girls from Hogwarts, but you sure don't move like one!" She knows, she's dualled against several and only had a 42% win rate with her chaotic fighting style. She gets one good hit in, then spends the rest of the time being dodgy as usual.


The droid needs time to recuperate. It throws out a handful of exploding caltrops and finds a place to hide.
Corwyn = 165
Droid = 80
"Hey, that's MY color, stick to your own!!" She shoots a bolt of hot-pink electricity from her wand straight toward the bot's core.
"Hey, I have some old, expired beetle juice. No, it's not made from the star with a similar name. And you know what they say, SHARING IS CARING!" She splashes a bunch of foul-smelling (even for fowl), murky liquid at the bot. It's just effective enough to completely destroy the internal computer!


I_bord_I


Spicy Trash

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  • Sweet Diss, Sis 200
  • Trash Can Supporter 50
I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice: 2, 4, 3 Total: 9 (3-36)


I_bord_I


Spicy Trash

33,375 Points
  • The Edgiest 250
  • Sweet Diss, Sis 200
  • Trash Can Supporter 50
PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2024 1:14 pm


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HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP

"New bot, time to die!" Or not, someone's getting a little worn out
I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice: 8, 3, 5 Total: 16 (3-36)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2024 10:49 am


Ultrabord
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HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP

"New bot, time to die!" Or not, someone's getting a little worn out
"She needs a break, Corwyn might have almost limitless energy but her focus takes time to regain. I'll be destroying this bot. Eventually."


I_bord_I


Spicy Trash

33,375 Points
  • The Edgiest 250
  • Sweet Diss, Sis 200
  • Trash Can Supporter 50
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 5, 2, 5 Total: 12 (3-24)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2024 3:24 pm


sachara
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sachara
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sachara


The girl was trying to dodge the net bu it caught part of her
Darth Zannah = 85
Droid = 30


The droid tries slinking away as it rolls a thermal detonator toward the Sith.
Darth Zannah = 30
Droid = 30


The girl dodges the detonator
Darth Zannah = 30
Droid = gone!


The droid comes in behind the girl as she recovers from her previous battle. It pulls out a blaster and shoots her in the back.
Darth Zannah = 195
Droid = 195


The girl is only nicked in the back
Darth Zannah = 195
Droid = 85


The droid is nearly decimated. It lobs a couple of thermal detonators at the Sith and hides.
Darth Zannah = 85
Droid =85
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 2, 7, 7 Total: 16 (3-24)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2024 3:29 pm


Fred66
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Fred66
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Fred66


Uses the soda to drown the droid.

Fred 195
Droid 85

The droid is no more.


The new droid sneaks up behind the girl as she gloats and bumps the back of her knees to make her fall forward.
Fred = 250
Droid = 250


Springs back up, swivels and attacks the droid.

Fred 250
Droid 195


The droid spills oil at the girl's feet to make her attacks a little less stable. It backs away and pulls out a blaster.
Fred = 195
Droid = 195


The girl slips under the droid and comes back up to hit it from behind.

Fred 195
Droid 85

The droid falls to the ground. It fires at her ankles.
Fred = 85
Droid = 85

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice: 5, 3, 8 Total: 16 (3-36)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2024 3:31 pm


Ultrabord
Ultrabord
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HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP

"New bot, time to die!" Or not, someone's getting a little worn out
"She needs a break, Corwyn might have almost limitless energy but her focus takes time to regain. I'll be destroying this bot. Eventually."


The droid blasts the girl with a fresh hot cup of coffee.
Corwyn = 250
Droid = 250
sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice: 6, 2, 5 Total: 13 (3-24)
PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2024 4:39 am


DD-SCRAPS
sachara
DD-SCRAPS
sachara
DD-SCRAPS
sachara


The girl was trying to dodge the net bu it caught part of her
Darth Zannah = 85
Droid = 30


The droid tries slinking away as it rolls a thermal detonator toward the Sith.
Darth Zannah = 30
Droid = 30


The girl dodges the detonator
Darth Zannah = 30
Droid = gone!


The droid comes in behind the girl as she recovers from her previous battle. It pulls out a blaster and shoots her in the back.
Darth Zannah = 195
Droid = 195


The girl is only nicked in the back
Darth Zannah = 195
Droid = 85


The droid is nearly decimated. It lobs a couple of thermal detonators at the Sith and hides.
Darth Zannah = 85
Droid =85


The Sith jumps out of the way!
Darth Zannah = 85
Droid = gone

sachara
Vice Captain

Sparkling Girl

I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice: 8, 1, 6 Total: 15 (3-36)


I_bord_I


Spicy Trash

33,375 Points
  • The Edgiest 250
  • Sweet Diss, Sis 200
  • Trash Can Supporter 50
PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2024 10:04 am


DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
Ultrabord
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HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP

"New bot, time to die!" Or not, someone's getting a little worn out
"She needs a break, Corwyn might have almost limitless energy but her focus takes time to regain. I'll be destroying this bot. Eventually."


The droid blasts the girl with a fresh hot cup of coffee.
Corwyn = 250
Droid = 250
"Looks like these bots can't even tell the difference between the most obviously polar-opposite personalities. Not to mention that's the nastiest coffee I've ever smelled, of course my parents only drink the highest quality freshly-ground gourmet varieties. So much for advanced AI. I could've made a better artificial sentience with wizardry when I was twelve, for crying out loud." He attempts to fix the poorly programmed machine with magic and stop it from attacking him.
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