What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 5, 2
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2024 1:33 pm
DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPHoping to defeat this one too. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid backs away a step, ignites a lightsaber, and comes in with a diagonal slash. Fred = 140 Droid = 195
Swats the droid and its lightsaber away like a fly. Fred 140 Droid 85
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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
9, 9, 10
Total: 28 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2024 6:05 pm
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS The droid drops down and sweeps the opponent's feet with its electrobaton. Some Random Force Hacker = 9080 Droid = 165 0.80
"Surprising expensive but clumsy bots like you aren't already programmed to recognize people who are obviously related to prior opponents. I mean, my mother is literally mayhem and my father is murder." She attempts to confuse the bot into thinking it's caught in a feedback loop by repeating herself. Also, you posted while I was posting so it counts but I"m not editing the stats. after making u edit her own stats, Masa comes back to hit the annoying android right in the analytics. software? more like soft, weak spot. The droid suddenly gains EASP (extra artificial sensory perception) from the blow and uses it to anticipate the girl's next moves. Masa = new life Droid = 80
she only lost one out of over 9000 lives though, and moves on to her second life and strikes the unfairly regenerated bot again for a second time before it can retaliate. The droid shows the girl its credentials as being a completely new droid and not a rebuild. It is quite offended and backhands the girl. Masa = 250 Droid = 165
At least if the flour child was gonna have bad aim, the droid's aim is just as terrible. "You know, if you WERE the same bot, you might not be making this many careless mistakes, AI learning and all that."
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 1, 2
Total: 8 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2024 6:27 pm
sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara WOW....the power of 8 sachara = 250 droid = 85 The droid is nearly decimated by the power of the girl's Dark Side! It attempts to flee while throwing a few thermal detonators her way. Sachara = 195 Droid = 85
sachara = 195 droid = gone! A new droid sneaks up behind the girl as she gloats and smacks her upside the back of her head. Sachara = 195 Droid = 250
The girl is not affected by the smack to the back of her head. sachara = 195 droid = 85 The droid has never dealt with this kind of an enemy before. She's an evil killing machine. It attempts to throw an electronet over her to slow her down. Darth Zhanna = 140 Droid = 85
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 4, 2
Total: 9 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2024 6:29 pm
Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPHoping to defeat this one too. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid backs away a step, ignites a lightsaber, and comes in with a diagonal slash. Fred = 140 Droid = 195
Swats the droid and its lightsaber away like a fly. Fred 140 Droid 85 The droid backs away and pulls out a blaster instead to attack the girl from a distance. Fred = 140 Droid = 85
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
6, 7, 1
Total: 14 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2024 6:31 pm
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord after making u edit her own stats, Masa comes back to hit the annoying android right in the analytics. software? more like soft, weak spot. The droid suddenly gains EASP (extra artificial sensory perception) from the blow and uses it to anticipate the girl's next moves. Masa = new life Droid = 80
she only lost one out of over 9000 lives though, and moves on to her second life and strikes the unfairly regenerated bot again for a second time before it can retaliate. The droid shows the girl its credentials as being a completely new droid and not a rebuild. It is quite offended and backhands the girl. Masa = 250 Droid = 165
At least if the flour child was gonna have bad aim, the droid's aim is just as terrible. "You know, if you WERE the same bot, you might not be making this many careless mistakes, AI learning and all that." The droid throws some exploding caltrops at the girl's feet so it can retreat and regroup. Masa = 250 Droid = 80
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
1, 2, 5
Total: 8 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2024 8:12 pm
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin that was dirty! lol The girl is a formidable opponent. The droid has to slow her down. It tries throwing an electronet over her. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 80
let's see may the dark side be with me! The new droid sneaks up behind the girl and gives her a wedgie. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 250
lol a wedgie! here let me get you seated ...forces the droid to it's knees! onto a woopie cushion lol The droid avoids the whoopie cushion and presents the girl with a beautiful flower to smell. Little does she know the flower is actually a squirting flower full of acid. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 250
ahh acid flower, my face, my face !
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 5, 1
Total: 8 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 3:56 am
DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS The droid is nearly decimated by the power of the girl's Dark Side! It attempts to flee while throwing a few thermal detonators her way. Sachara = 195 Droid = 85
sachara = 195 droid = gone! A new droid sneaks up behind the girl as she gloats and smacks her upside the back of her head. Sachara = 195 Droid = 250
The girl is not affected by the smack to the back of her head. sachara = 195 droid = 85 The droid has never dealt with this kind of an enemy before. She's an evil killing machine. It attempts to throw an electronet over her to slow her down. Darth Zhanna = 140 Droid = 85
The electronet slowed her down, what a shame. Darth Zannah = 140 Droid = 30
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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
5, 9, 10
Total: 24 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 10:24 am
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord after making u edit her own stats, Masa comes back to hit the annoying android right in the analytics. software? more like soft, weak spot. The droid suddenly gains EASP (extra artificial sensory perception) from the blow and uses it to anticipate the girl's next moves. Masa = new life Droid = 80
she only lost one out of over 9000 lives though, and moves on to her second life and strikes the unfairly regenerated bot again for a second time before it can retaliate. The droid shows the girl its credentials as being a completely new droid and not a rebuild. It is quite offended and backhands the girl. Masa = 250 Droid = 165
At least if the flour child was gonna have bad aim, the droid's aim is just as terrible. "You know, if you WERE the same bot, you might not be making this many careless mistakes, AI learning and all that." The droid throws some exploding caltrops at the girl's feet so it can retreat and regroup. Masa = 250 Droid = 80
Masa laughs because this droid actually thinks she can't dodge a few tiny jacks when she learned to fight and dance from her parents, expert thief and assassin, one of the few useful things they actually taught her.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
9, 8, 7
Total: 24 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 5:12 pm
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin let's see may the dark side be with me! The new droid sneaks up behind the girl and gives her a wedgie. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 250
lol a wedgie! here let me get you seated ...forces the droid to it's knees! onto a woopie cushion lol The droid avoids the whoopie cushion and presents the girl with a beautiful flower to smell. Little does she know the flower is actually a squirting flower full of acid. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 250
ahh acid flower, my face, my face ! The droid takes complete advantage of the girl's shock and dismay by asking her to pull its finger. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 250
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 4, 7
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 5:14 pm
sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS The droid is nearly decimated by the power of the girl's Dark Side! It attempts to flee while throwing a few thermal detonators her way. Sachara = 195 Droid = 85
sachara = 195 droid = gone! A new droid sneaks up behind the girl as she gloats and smacks her upside the back of her head. Sachara = 195 Droid = 250
The girl is not affected by the smack to the back of her head. sachara = 195 droid = 85 The droid has never dealt with this kind of an enemy before. She's an evil killing machine. It attempts to throw an electronet over her to slow her down. Darth Zannah = 140 Droid = 85
The electronet slowed her down, what a shame. Darth Zannah = 140 Droid = 30 The droid creeps slowly away and rolls a thermal detonator toward the girl as it looks for a place to expire. Darth Zannah = 85 Droid = 30
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Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 5:15 pm
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord she only lost one out of over 9000 lives though, and moves on to her second life and strikes the unfairly regenerated bot again for a second time before it can retaliate. The droid shows the girl its credentials as being a completely new droid and not a rebuild. It is quite offended and backhands the girl. Masa = 250 Droid = 165
At least if the flour child was gonna have bad aim, the droid's aim is just as terrible. "You know, if you WERE the same bot, you might not be making this many careless mistakes, AI learning and all that." The droid throws some exploding caltrops at the girl's feet so it can retreat and regroup. Masa = 250 Droid = 80
Masa laughs because this droid actually thinks she can't dodge a few tiny jacks when she learned to fight and dance from her parents, expert thief and assassin, one of the few useful things they actually taught her. Congratulations, Meatbag! Pick another droid and *BRZZZT! begin again tomorrow!
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
10, 12, 12
Total: 34 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 6:25 pm
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin let's see may the dark side be with me! The new droid sneaks up behind the girl and gives her a wedgie. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 250
lol a wedgie! here let me get you seated ...forces the droid to it's knees! onto a woopie cushion lol The droid avoids the whoopie cushion and presents the girl with a beautiful flower to smell. Little does she know the flower is actually a squirting flower full of acid. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 250
ahh acid flower, my face, my face ! The droid takes complete advantage of the girl's shock and dismay by asking her to pull its finger. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 250
you shall pay pion Droid lol and you have! die droid! pirate
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 7, 3
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat May 11, 2024 3:44 am
DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS A new droid sneaks up behind the girl as she gloats and smacks her upside the back of her head. Sachara = 195 Droid = 250
The girl is not affected by the smack to the back of her head. sachara = 195 droid = 85 The droid has never dealt with this kind of an enemy before. She's an evil killing machine. It attempts to throw an electronet over her to slow her down. Darth Zannah = 140 Droid = 85
The electronet slowed her down, what a shame. Darth Zannah = 140 Droid = 30 The droid creeps slowly away and rolls a thermal detonator toward the girl as it looks for a place to expire. Darth Zannah = 85 Droid = 30
The girl jumps out of the way! Darth Zannah =85 droid = expired!
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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
8, 12, 2
Total: 22 (3-36)
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Posted: Sat May 11, 2024 3:58 pm
HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPAnother hard bot, aka another bot that will fall harder and faster than the others. Droids don't usually work well underwater, so Masa uses the Force to break a water pipe and partially flood the training room.
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
1, 6, 9
Total: 16 (3-36)
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Posted: Sat May 11, 2024 6:09 pm
New battle hard droid! just watch me! I'm gonna hit ya! droid! HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP
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