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10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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I_bord_I rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 2, 3
Total: 7 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:30 pm
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord His knives are 3 edgy 5 u. Also his real name is probably Ryan or Kyle or Mike or something equally basic for a 'murican boi, but as his parents were tragically killed in a terrorist bombing and he had no friends besides May, nobody really remembered or cared. The droid is sliced. It tries to reinforce its shielding. It expels an electronet at the boy to slow him down so it can effect the repairs. Probably Chad = 85 Droid = 85
Chad is a "nice" guy, or at least pretends to be. This guy puts the a** in assassin (okay maybe not, that would be Deadpool. This guy doesn't have supercancer and doesn't try to attract the trouble.) The droid fires a poisonous dart at the pirate. Perhaps Derrick? = 30 Droid = 85
Pedro/Nate/Zeke tries to focus better on throwing his knives at the actual bot, not in a ring around it. One of the knives even hits the NEXT medium bot. The next droid is hit with a blade and sustains a bit of damage. It plucks the dagger out and flicks it back at its opponent before pulling out its blaster. Going With Cecil Today = 250 Droid = 195
Interesting enough Cecil is not one of the names May has called him yet, although she has used Silas, Horatio, Rumpelstiltskin and Ozymandias (possibly even the real inspiration for the name Oz from the books, movie(s), etc.) He says these names out loud to distract the bot while he throws more knives.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
9, 11, 10
Total: 30 (3-36)
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Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 5:54 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin how can I be? you've destroyed me ! lol no worries I'm resurrecting =) wee one hit! take that! The droid attempts to resuWRECK the girl. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
lol resuwreck! too funny=) let's play xd oo 2 hits! ya, think your droid's gonners! ;p The new droid sneaks up behind the girl and smashes her over the head with a closed fist. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
hey! that was mean! lol oh ya! gives it an uppercut! take that lol The droid easily ducks the girl's attacks and comes through with a roundhouse kick. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 250
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 3, 4
Total: 8 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 5:55 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord Chad is a "nice" guy, or at least pretends to be. This guy puts the a** in assassin (okay maybe not, that would be Deadpool. This guy doesn't have supercancer and doesn't try to attract the trouble.) The droid fires a poisonous dart at the pirate. Perhaps Derrick? = 30 Droid = 85
Pedro/Nate/Zeke tries to focus better on throwing his knives at the actual bot, not in a ring around it. One of the knives even hits the NEXT medium bot. The next droid is hit with a blade and sustains a bit of damage. It plucks the dagger out and flicks it back at its opponent before pulling out its blaster. Going With Cecil Today = 250 Droid = 195
Interesting enough Cecil is not one of the names May has called him yet, although she has used Silas, Horatio, Rumpelstiltskin and Ozymandias (possibly even the real inspiration for the name Oz from the books, movie(s), etc.) He says these names out loud to distract the bot while he throws more knives. The droid dodges the blades and fires on the bearded one. Cap'n Bill = 250 Droid = 195
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
8, 2, 11
Total: 21 (3-36)
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Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 5:56 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin how can I be? you've destroyed me ! lol no worries I'm resurrecting =) wee one hit! take that! The droid attempts to resuWRECK the girl. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
lol resuwreck! too funny=) let's play xd oo 2 hits! ya, think your droid's gonners! ;p The new droid sneaks up behind the girl and smashes her over the head with a closed fist. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
hey! that was mean! lol oh ya! gives it an uppercut! take that lol The droid easily ducks the girl's attacks and comes through with a roundhouse kick. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 250
ohoh! what to do now?
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I_bord_I rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 2, 3
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2024 6:49 pm
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord Chad is a "nice" guy, or at least pretends to be. This guy puts the a** in assassin (okay maybe not, that would be Deadpool. This guy doesn't have supercancer and doesn't try to attract the trouble.) The droid fires a poisonous dart at the pirate. Perhaps Derrick? = 30 Droid = 85
Pedro/Nate/Zeke tries to focus better on throwing his knives at the actual bot, not in a ring around it. One of the knives even hits the NEXT medium bot. The next droid is hit with a blade and sustains a bit of damage. It plucks the dagger out and flicks it back at its opponent before pulling out its blaster. Going With Cecil Today = 250 Droid = 195
Interesting enough Cecil is not one of the names May has called him yet, although she has used Silas, Horatio, Rumpelstiltskin and Ozymandias (possibly even the real inspiration for the name Oz from the books, movie(s), etc.) He says these names out loud to distract the bot while he throws more knives. The droid dodges the blades and fires on the bearded one. Cap'n Bill = 250 Droid = 195
Bill is too close to Billy, another OC. I would never name two OCs who look like they could be cousins or something names that similar no matter how fitting the name might be. Also maybe this time he should focus on hitting the bot, not a variety of random masculine names.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 6, 5
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 5:07 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord Pedro/Nate/Zeke tries to focus better on throwing his knives at the actual bot, not in a ring around it. One of the knives even hits the NEXT medium bot. The next droid is hit with a blade and sustains a bit of damage. It plucks the dagger out and flicks it back at its opponent before pulling out its blaster. Going With Cecil Today = 250 Droid = 195
Interesting enough Cecil is not one of the names May has called him yet, although she has used Silas, Horatio, Rumpelstiltskin and Ozymandias (possibly even the real inspiration for the name Oz from the books, movie(s), etc.) He says these names out loud to distract the bot while he throws more knives. The droid dodges the blades and fires on the bearded one. Cap'n Bill = 250 Droid = 195
Bill is too close to Billy, another OC. I would never name two OCs who look like they could be cousins or something names that similar no matter how fitting the name might be. Also maybe this time he should focus on hitting the bot, not a variety of random masculine names. The droid fires one of its detachable missile fists at the bearded mouth. Bruce (I mean there's Lee...Wayne....Dear....) = 140 Droid = 140
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
8, 6, 12
Total: 26 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 5:24 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin lol resuwreck! too funny=) let's play xd oo 2 hits! ya, think your droid's gonners! ;p The new droid sneaks up behind the girl and smashes her over the head with a closed fist. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
hey! that was mean! lol oh ya! gives it an uppercut! take that lol The droid easily ducks the girl's attacks and comes through with a roundhouse kick. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 250
ohoh! what to do now? The droid goes for a flying jump-kick. Queentintin = *!POP!* Oops! Maybe kicked a little too hard? Droid = 165
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
12, 1, 3
Total: 16 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 1:49 pm
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin lol resuwreck! too funny=) let's play xd oo 2 hits! ya, think your droid's gonners! ;p The new droid sneaks up behind the girl and smashes her over the head with a closed fist. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
hey! that was mean! lol oh ya! gives it an uppercut! take that lol The droid easily ducks the girl's attacks and comes through with a roundhouse kick. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 250
ohoh! what to do now? The droid goes for a flying jump-kick. Queentintin = *!POP!* Oops! Maybe kicked a little too hard? Droid = 165
oww, now give me back me head lol new battle xd
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I_bord_I rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 6, 5
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 8:07 pm
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord Pedro/Nate/Zeke tries to focus better on throwing his knives at the actual bot, not in a ring around it. One of the knives even hits the NEXT medium bot. The next droid is hit with a blade and sustains a bit of damage. It plucks the dagger out and flicks it back at its opponent before pulling out its blaster. Going With Cecil Today = 250 Droid = 195
Interesting enough Cecil is not one of the names May has called him yet, although she has used Silas, Horatio, Rumpelstiltskin and Ozymandias (possibly even the real inspiration for the name Oz from the books, movie(s), etc.) He says these names out loud to distract the bot while he throws more knives. The droid dodges the blades and fires on the bearded one. Cap'n Bill = 250 Droid = 195
Bill is too close to Billy, another OC. I would never name two OCs who look like they could be cousins or something names that similar no matter how fitting the name might be. Also maybe this time he should focus on hitting the bot, not a variety of random masculine names. The droid fires one of its detachable missile fists at the bearded mouth. Bruce (I mean there's Lee...Wayne....Dear....) = 140 Droid = 140
knifey keith uses the same trick as before, why fix what ain't broken... or what's already breaking but can always be broken more, like this bot?
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
5, 12, 11
Total: 28 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2024 5:10 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin hey! that was mean! lol oh ya! gives it an uppercut! take that lol The droid easily ducks the girl's attacks and comes through with a roundhouse kick. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 250
ohoh! what to do now? The droid goes for a flying jump-kick. Queentintin = *!POP!* Oops! Maybe kicked a little too hard? Droid = 165
oww, now give me back me head lol new battle xd The new droid takes a hit before realizing it's going to be tougher than it thought to beat this Meatbag. It ignites its lightsaber and goes in for an abdominal slash. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 165
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2024 5:11 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord Interesting enough Cecil is not one of the names May has called him yet, although she has used Silas, Horatio, Rumpelstiltskin and Ozymandias (possibly even the real inspiration for the name Oz from the books, movie(s), etc.) He says these names out loud to distract the bot while he throws more knives. The droid dodges the blades and fires on the bearded one. Cap'n Bill = 250 Droid = 195
Bill is too close to Billy, another OC. I would never name two OCs who look like they could be cousins or something names that similar no matter how fitting the name might be. Also maybe this time he should focus on hitting the bot, not a variety of random masculine names. The droid fires one of its detachable missile fists at the bearded mouth. Bruce (I mean there's Lee...Wayne....Dear....) = 140 Droid = 140
knifey keith uses the same trick as before, why fix what ain't broken... or what's already breaking but can always be broken more, like this bot? Congratulations, Meatbag! Now, pick another *BRZZZT! droid and begin again!
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
11, 3, 6
Total: 20 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2024 5:19 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin hey! that was mean! lol oh ya! gives it an uppercut! take that lol The droid easily ducks the girl's attacks and comes through with a roundhouse kick. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 250
ohoh! what to do now? The droid goes for a flying jump-kick. Queentintin = *!POP!* Oops! Maybe kicked a little too hard? Droid = 165
oww, now give me back me head lol new battle xd The new droid takes a hit before realizing it's going to be tougher than it thought to beat this Meatbag. It ignites its lightsaber and goes in for an abdominal slash. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 165
My turn =) tries the nice tactic
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 7, 6
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2024 8:34 am
MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPLet's hope this droid knows how to toe the line! Fred 250 Droid 140
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I_bord_I rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 3, 5
Total: 9 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2024 6:20 pm
MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP Medium bot seems to work just fine so he goes with another one of those. The "easy" bots were, ironically, the most difficult to annihilate
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
6, 11, 1
Total: 18 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2024 6:32 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS The droid goes for a flying jump-kick. Queentintin = *!POP!* Oops! Maybe kicked a little too hard? Droid = 165
oww, now give me back me head lol new battle xd The new droid takes a hit before realizing it's going to be tougher than it thought to beat this Meatbag. It ignites its lightsaber and goes in for an abdominal slash. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 165
My turn =) tries the nice tactic As the girl politely damages the droid, the droid politely slashes upward through her chin. Queentintin = You should probably get that cleft palate checked out. Droid = 80
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