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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:33 pm
he couldnt hold his liquor
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:38 pm
she thought i was drunk at times. she is the insane one
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:44 pm
he thought I was insane but I wasnt I was just drunk
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:53 pm
She bit me because she thought I was a hamburger.... gonk
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:58 pm
he wanted to "butter my muffin"
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:02 pm
she though i was a cookie,i still got teethmarks on my left arm...
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:18 pm
he didnt like my sharp teeth
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:21 pm
she left me broke with only a barrel.... gonk
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:24 pm
that was a result of the divorce he didnt have enough energy xp
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:28 pm
I was working 98 hours a week and she wouldn't let me buy any porn with my money... she made me be a producer on Glee.... gonk
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:34 pm
lmao He had a huge collection of "magazines" I didnt know what to tell my parents when they came by.
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:39 pm
She was the one calling those 900 numbers in 'my' magazines... eek
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:39 pm
i renember one day i thought i lost my gauntlet,turns out she was drunk and thought it was taffy wraped in my hand.(meant for Nightmare) He's a guy...
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:42 pm
lol He always brought home his prey
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:45 pm
"they try to hunt me,i kill them..." She had the habit of biting everything in her sleep
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