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What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 6, 3
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 2:19 pm
DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara sachara = 85 droid = 30 UNBELIVIEABLE! The droid is unable to access its processors. It is also having trouble controlling what is left of its servomotors. A few thermal detonators roll out of a hidden compartment in its chassis, nonetheless. Sachara = 30 Droid = 30
sachara = 30 droid = gone FINALLY! The droid creeps up behind the girl as she gloats over her recent conquest. It ignites its lightsaber and slashes at her spine. Sachara = 195 Droid = 250
sachara = 195 droid = 250 The girl is obviously stunned. The droid takes advantage of this by handing her a thermal detonator and telling her it is an apple. Sachara = 85 Droid = 250
sachara = 85 droid = 140
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
10, 3, 10
Total: 23 (3-36)
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Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 6:08 pm
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin booby traps ? lol ok 2 can play this game, new hard battle! 2 hits ya! The droid was quietly minding its own business when it was surprise attacked by this rabid girl. It tries to defend itself by punching her in the stomach. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
hey that's dirty! my belly! you hurt me, you're gonna pay! lol does a back flip, ans=d kicks it in its head it knocks it's head off! gonna hit ya, with my mace hehe before you have a chance to retaliate! lol 2 hits yay! take that! The new droid is swiped by the swinging mace just as it begins igniting its lightsaber. It takes a wild slash at the girl's back before backing away to a safe distance. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
I bet lol I"m on fire! *waits till tom!* plays tonight, can she gets some hits in! oo ya, 2 hits, your droid's out cold!
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 3, 6
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 6:29 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord "Oh puh-leeze. Do you really think I was dumb enough to shoplift KOOL-AID as a child? Obviously I pocketed the high quality drink mixes." She splashes the Kool-Aid (corporated or whatever) back at the droid. The droid backs away and tries scrubbing off the sugary sweetness. It fires off an electronet at the girl to keep her at bay while it cleans itself. May Hemm = 140 Droid = 140
"My, oh my. Time for YOU to say good-bye. Clearly you droids aren't made to multitask." The droid seems to have removed all of the gunk. It balls it up and sets it on fire before throwing it at the girl's head. May Hemm = 85 Droid = 85
"Fighting fire with fire? LMAOOO!" The chaotic, spring-born descendant of tailors bats the flaming wad back in the droid's direction with the broadside of her sword. The remains of the droid sputter and spark. A few thermal detonators roll out of its chassis to the ground at the girl's feet. May Hemm = 30 Droid = 30
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 4, 7
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 6:31 am
sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara sachara = 30 droid = gone FINALLY! The droid creeps up behind the girl as she gloats over her recent conquest. It ignites its lightsaber and slashes at her spine. Sachara = 195 Droid = 250
sachara = 195 droid = 250 The girl is obviously stunned. The droid takes advantage of this by handing her a thermal detonator and telling her it is an apple. Sachara = 85 Droid = 250
sachara = 85 droid = 140 The droid backhands the girl, hoping to make her make some kind of noise. It can not stand the silent treatment. Sachara = 30 Droid = 140
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Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 6:34 am
Queentintin Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin Queentintin hey that's dirty! my belly! you hurt me, you're gonna pay! lol does a back flip, ans=d kicks it in its head it knocks it's head off! gonna hit ya, with my mace hehe before you have a chance to retaliate! lol 2 hits yay! take that! The new droid is swiped by the swinging mace just as it begins igniting its lightsaber. It takes a wild slash at the girl's back before backing away to a safe distance. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
I bet lol I"m on fire! *waits till tom!* plays tonight, can she gets some hits in! oo ya, 2 hits, your droid's out cold! Congratulations, Meatbag! Now, pick another *BRZZZT! droid and begin again!
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
8, 6, 3
Total: 17 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 6:40 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin Queentintin hey that's dirty! my belly! you hurt me, you're gonna pay! lol does a back flip, ans=d kicks it in its head it knocks it's head off! gonna hit ya, with my mace hehe before you have a chance to retaliate! lol 2 hits yay! take that! The new droid is swiped by the swinging mace just as it begins igniting its lightsaber. It takes a wild slash at the girl's back before backing away to a safe distance. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
I bet lol I"m on fire! *waits till tom!* plays tonight, can she gets some hits in! oo ya, 2 hits, your droid's out cold! Congratulations, Meatbag! Now, pick another *BRZZZT! droid and begin again!
with pleasure_=)
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I_bord_I rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 8, 1
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 11:06 am
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord "Oh puh-leeze. Do you really think I was dumb enough to shoplift KOOL-AID as a child? Obviously I pocketed the high quality drink mixes." She splashes the Kool-Aid (corporated or whatever) back at the droid. The droid backs away and tries scrubbing off the sugary sweetness. It fires off an electronet at the girl to keep her at bay while it cleans itself. May Hemm = 140 Droid = 140
"My, oh my. Time for YOU to say good-bye. Clearly you droids aren't made to multitask." The droid seems to have removed all of the gunk. It balls it up and sets it on fire before throwing it at the girl's head. May Hemm = 85 Droid = 85
"Fighting fire with fire? LMAOOO!" The chaotic, spring-born descendant of tailors bats the flaming wad back in the droid's direction with the broadside of her sword. The remains of the droid sputter and spark. A few thermal detonators roll out of its chassis to the ground at the girl's feet. May Hemm = 30 Droid = 30
She dodges most of them, only one blows up a bit too close. Time to be a one-hit wonder, then rest for one short round before hitting a new bot tomorrow.
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 1, 2
Total: 6 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 11:57 am
DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPTests out a new droid. Fred 250 Droid 140 The droid studied very hard before the test but the girl slipped some trick questions in there at the last minute. The droid pours over its notes and realizes that the test was based on a chapter the girl hadn't even gone over yet. It brings the evidence before the school board. Fred = 140 Droid = 140
Do not blame me if you were not prepared properly. Fred 140 Droid 85 The droid brings its parents in as character witnesses to attest to the fact that the droid did in fact study quite hard on the material provided by the girl. They have no photo evidence, but they are heavy contributors to the district and their word should be enough. Fred = 30 Droid = 85
Seems I am fighting more than just the droid. Fred 30 Droid 30 The droid publicizes the entire affair on national television, of course remitting any of its personal responsibility to pay closer attention to the syllabus the teacher of lessons hands out at the beginning of each semester. Fred = 30 Droid = 30
Puts the droid in detention. Fred 30 Droid 30
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 1, 1
Total: 8 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 12:59 pm
DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara sachara = 30 droid = gone FINALLY! The droid creeps up behind the girl as she gloats over her recent conquest. It ignites its lightsaber and slashes at her spine. Sachara = 195 Droid = 250
sachara = 195 droid = 250 The girl is obviously stunned. The droid takes advantage of this by handing her a thermal detonator and telling her it is an apple. Sachara = 85 Droid = 250
sachara = 85 droid = 140 The droid backhands the girl, hoping to make her make some kind of noise. It can not stand the silent treatment. Sachara = 30 Droid = 140
sachara =30 droid = 85
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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2024 6:14 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord "My, oh my. Time for YOU to say good-bye. Clearly you droids aren't made to multitask." The droid seems to have removed all of the gunk. It balls it up and sets it on fire before throwing it at the girl's head. May Hemm = 85 Droid = 85
"Fighting fire with fire? LMAOOO!" The chaotic, spring-born descendant of tailors bats the flaming wad back in the droid's direction with the broadside of her sword. The remains of the droid sputter and spark. A few thermal detonators roll out of its chassis to the ground at the girl's feet. May Hemm = 30 Droid = 30
She dodges most of them, only one blows up a bit too close. Time to be a one-hit wonder, then rest for one short round before hitting a new bot tomorrow. Congratulations, Meatbag! Pick another droid *BRZZZT! and begin again!
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
5, 12, 5
Total: 22 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2024 6:15 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin Queentintin DD-SCRAPS The new droid is swiped by the swinging mace just as it begins igniting its lightsaber. It takes a wild slash at the girl's back before backing away to a safe distance. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
I bet lol I"m on fire! *waits till tom!* plays tonight, can she gets some hits in! oo ya, 2 hits, your droid's out cold! Congratulations, Meatbag! Now, pick another *BRZZZT! droid and begin again!
with pleasure_=) The droid attempts to increase the pleasure by zapping the girl with a cattle prod. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 250
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 6, 3
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2024 6:17 am
Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 Do not blame me if you were not prepared properly. Fred 140 Droid 85 The droid brings its parents in as character witnesses to attest to the fact that the droid did in fact study quite hard on the material provided by the girl. They have no photo evidence, but they are heavy contributors to the district and their word should be enough. Fred = 30 Droid = 85
Seems I am fighting more than just the droid. Fred 30 Droid 30 The droid publicizes the entire affair on national television, of course remitting any of its personal responsibility to pay closer attention to the syllabus the teacher of lessons hands out at the beginning of each semester. Fred = 30 Droid = 30
Puts the droid in detention. Fred 30 Droid 30 The school board obviously sides with the droid since the teacher of lessons has decided to retaliate against its complaint. Fred = You'll never teach in this town again! Droid = 30
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 5, 7
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2024 6:18 am
sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS The girl is obviously stunned. The droid takes advantage of this by handing her a thermal detonator and telling her it is an apple. Sachara = 85 Droid = 250
sachara = 85 droid = 140 The droid backhands the girl, hoping to make her make some kind of noise. It can not stand the silent treatment. Sachara = 30 Droid = 140
sachara =30 droid = 85 The droid uses the jaws of life © to open the girl's mouth in an attempt to make her say anything at all. Sachara = You could drive a tractor through there now. Droid = 85
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
10, 5, 1
Total: 16 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2024 6:33 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin Queentintin DD-SCRAPS The new droid is swiped by the swinging mace just as it begins igniting its lightsaber. It takes a wild slash at the girl's back before backing away to a safe distance. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
I bet lol I"m on fire! *waits till tom!* plays tonight, can she gets some hits in! oo ya, 2 hits, your droid's out cold! Congratulations, Meatbag! Now, pick another *BRZZZT! droid and begin again!
with pleasure_=) The droid attempts to increase the pleasure by zapping the girl with a cattle prod. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 250
lol she breaks his cattle prod, gets a whip out! let's have some fun lol
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I_bord_I rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 7, 3
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2024 9:06 pm
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord "My, oh my. Time for YOU to say good-bye. Clearly you droids aren't made to multitask." The droid seems to have removed all of the gunk. It balls it up and sets it on fire before throwing it at the girl's head. May Hemm = 85 Droid = 85
"Fighting fire with fire? LMAOOO!" The chaotic, spring-born descendant of tailors bats the flaming wad back in the droid's direction with the broadside of her sword. The remains of the droid sputter and spark. A few thermal detonators roll out of its chassis to the ground at the girl's feet. May Hemm = 30 Droid = 30
She dodges most of them, only one blows up a bit too close. Time to be a one-hit wonder, then rest for one short round before hitting a new bot tomorrow. Congratulations, Meatbag! Pick another droid *BRZZZT! and begin again!
Meatbag #1 disappears. Meatbag #2 shows up and strikes another medium bot.
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