What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 7, 6
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2024 9:20 am
Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPFred 250 Droid 250 The droid is retroactively grateful it decided to enhance its dodging protocol. It only hopes its attack protocols are in good enough order that it causes some damage to the Meatbag. Fred = 140 Droid = 250
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 7, 2
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2024 9:21 am
sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPsachara = 250 droid = 195 The droid takes a hit and backs away. It pulls out a blaster and fires at the girl from a distance. Sachara = 140 Droid = 195
sachara = 140 droid = 140 The droid lobs a thermal detonator toward the girl. Sachara = 85 Droid = 140
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
10, 12, 4
Total: 26 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2024 9:50 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin lol here, new battle hard one! coming down hard.! wee The droid slaps off the girl's meager attempts at an attack. It ignites a single lightsaber and jabs it toward her abdomen. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 250
I see lol ok, will get all kung foo on you! The droid is grateful that the girl telegraphed her intention by letting the droid know she was going to practice Kung Fu on it. Kung Fu is a strict martial art with specific parameters and the droid was able to access the martial arts database to properly defend against her attacks. While it was there, it also downloaded the specific parameters of Jeet Kune Do and found that the moves and practices were innovative and unpredictable. It practices on the girl. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 250
I see lol the girl retaliates, and uses her kung foo, flies over to uppercut the droid in mid air! 2 hits! take that!
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I_bord_I rolled 3 4-sided dice:
4, 2, 4
Total: 10 (3-12)
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Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2024 11:23 am
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP "Did you know I'm choosing the easy bot because I'm bored, and I can actually destroy medium and hard bots too? Did you know I have a bunch of hit points and I'm hard to knock down? Did you know that if I ask you questions it might fry your circuits?" One turn spent babbling, two turns spent hitting! The droid processes the being's jibberish as useless input. It pulls out a screwdriver and jabs at the glowing, floating head. Wizard of Oddz = 180 Droid = 180
"Did you know you're the first one to get the Wizard of Oz reference? Did you know this is also just a hologram of a body and not a real body so I don't take any real damage, only the mask does?" The person behind the curtain will appear... later. Specifically when bootleg R2-D2 #1 is destroyed. The droid pulls out a soldering iron and goes after the floating head. Fraudulent Wizard = 75 Droid = 145
"Did you know this sword can easily slice through any bot? Did you know I stole it from a Mandalorian?"
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 5, 3
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2024 12:07 pm
DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPsachara = 250 droid = 195 The droid takes a hit and backs away. It pulls out a blaster and fires at the girl from a distance. Sachara = 140 Droid = 195
sachara = 140 droid = 140 The droid lobs a thermal detonator toward the girl. Sachara = 85 Droid = 140
sachara = 85 droid = 30
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
11, 5, 2
Total: 18 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2024 5:47 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin lol here, new battle hard one! coming down hard.! wee The droid slaps off the girl's meager attempts at an attack. It ignites a single lightsaber and jabs it toward her abdomen. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 250
I see lol ok, will get all kung foo on you! The droid is grateful that the girl telegraphed her intention by letting the droid know she was going to practice Kung Fu on it. Kung Fu is a strict martial art with specific parameters and the droid was able to access the martial arts database to properly defend against her attacks. While it was there, it also downloaded the specific parameters of Jeet Kune Do and found that the moves and practices were innovative and unpredictable. It practices on the girl. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 250
I see lol the girl retaliates, and uses her kung foo, flies over to uppercut the droid in mid air! 2 hits! take that! The droid focused too hard on its next move and was taken by surprise by the girl. It ignites a lightsaber and comes down on top of her head with a slash. Queentintin = That's going to require several million stitches. Droid = 80
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 4-sided dice:
4, 3, 4
Total: 11 (3-12)
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Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2024 5:49 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP "Did you know I'm choosing the easy bot because I'm bored, and I can actually destroy medium and hard bots too? Did you know I have a bunch of hit points and I'm hard to knock down? Did you know that if I ask you questions it might fry your circuits?" One turn spent babbling, two turns spent hitting! The droid processes the being's jibberish as useless input. It pulls out a screwdriver and jabs at the glowing, floating head. Wizard of Oddz = 180 Droid = 180
"Did you know you're the first one to get the Wizard of Oz reference? Did you know this is also just a hologram of a body and not a real body so I don't take any real damage, only the mask does?" The person behind the curtain will appear... later. Specifically when bootleg R2-D2 #1 is destroyed. The droid pulls out a soldering iron and goes after the floating head. Fraudulent Wizard = 75 Droid = 145
"Did you know this sword can easily slice through any bot? Did you know I stole it from a Mandalorian?" The droid is beginning to rattle and shake from the damage it took. It releases a toxic mist into the air as it rolls to safety. A Rabbit Burglar Instead of a Cat Burglar? = I didn't even ask you to pull my non-existent finger. Droid = 40
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
1, 1, 9
Total: 11 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2024 5:50 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin lol here, new battle hard one! coming down hard.! wee The droid slaps off the girl's meager attempts at an attack. It ignites a single lightsaber and jabs it toward her abdomen. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 250
I see lol ok, will get all kung foo on you! The droid is grateful that the girl telegraphed her intention by letting the droid know she was going to practice Kung Fu on it. Kung Fu is a strict martial art with specific parameters and the droid was able to access the martial arts database to properly defend against her attacks. While it was there, it also downloaded the specific parameters of Jeet Kune Do and found that the moves and practices were innovative and unpredictable. It practices on the girl. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 250
I see lol the girl retaliates, and uses her kung foo, flies over to uppercut the droid in mid air! 2 hits! take that! The droid focused too hard on its next move and was taken by surprise by the girl. It ignites a lightsaber and comes down on top of her head with a slash. Queentintin = That's going to require several million stitches. Droid = 80
darn new battle!
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 5, 3
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2024 5:51 am
sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPsachara = 250 droid = 195 The droid takes a hit and backs away. It pulls out a blaster and fires at the girl from a distance. Sachara = 140 Droid = 195
sachara = 140 droid = 140 The droid lobs a thermal detonator toward the girl. Sachara = 85 Droid = 140
sachara = 85 droid = 30 The droid is nearly decimated. As it lies on the ground in a pile of its own rubble, it ignites its lightsaber and slashes at the girl's feet. Sachara = 30 Droid = 30
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 7, 2
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2024 8:16 am
DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPFred 250 Droid 250 The droid is retroactively grateful it decided to enhance its dodging protocol. It only hopes its attack protocols are in good enough order that it causes some damage to the Meatbag. Fred = 140 Droid = 250
Goes into retaliation mode. Fred 140 Droid 195
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I_bord_I rolled 3 4-sided dice:
2, 1, 4
Total: 7 (3-12)
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Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2024 10:43 am
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP "Did you know I'm choosing the easy bot because I'm bored, and I can actually destroy medium and hard bots too? Did you know I have a bunch of hit points and I'm hard to knock down? Did you know that if I ask you questions it might fry your circuits?" One turn spent babbling, two turns spent hitting! The droid processes the being's jibberish as useless input. It pulls out a screwdriver and jabs at the glowing, floating head. Wizard of Oddz = 180 Droid = 180
"Did you know you're the first one to get the Wizard of Oz reference? Did you know this is also just a hologram of a body and not a real body so I don't take any real damage, only the mask does?" The person behind the curtain will appear... later. Specifically when bootleg R2-D2 #1 is destroyed. The droid pulls out a soldering iron and goes after the floating head. Fraudulent Wizard = 75 Droid = 145
"Did you know this sword can easily slice through any bot? Did you know I stole it from a Mandalorian?" The droid is beginning to rattle and shake from the damage it took. It releases a toxic mist into the air as it rolls to safety. A Rabbit Burglar Instead of a Cat Burglar? = I didn't even ask you to pull my non-existent finger. Droid = 40
"Burglar? Yes, I've been a thief most of my life. Although I guess I can't expect remote attacks to be even REMOTELY effective. Good thing I have a backup mask because that one's been liquified. Time to try again with my REAL hands."
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 8, 7
Total: 21 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2024 1:24 pm
DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPsachara = 250 droid = 195 The droid takes a hit and backs away. It pulls out a blaster and fires at the girl from a distance. Sachara = 140 Droid = 195
sachara = 140 droid = 140 The droid lobs a thermal detonator toward the girl. Sachara = 85 Droid = 140
sachara = 85 droid = 30 The droid is nearly decimated. As it lies on the ground in a pile of its own rubble, it ignites its lightsaber and slashes at the girl's feet. Sachara = 30 Droid = 30
The girl runs and destroys the droid.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
10, 3, 6
Total: 19 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2024 6:41 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin I see lol ok, will get all kung foo on you! The droid is grateful that the girl telegraphed her intention by letting the droid know she was going to practice Kung Fu on it. Kung Fu is a strict martial art with specific parameters and the droid was able to access the martial arts database to properly defend against her attacks. While it was there, it also downloaded the specific parameters of Jeet Kune Do and found that the moves and practices were innovative and unpredictable. It practices on the girl. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 250
I see lol the girl retaliates, and uses her kung foo, flies over to uppercut the droid in mid air! 2 hits! take that! The droid focused too hard on its next move and was taken by surprise by the girl. It ignites a lightsaber and comes down on top of her head with a slash. Queentintin = That's going to require several million stitches. Droid = 80
darn new battle! The new droid easily dodges the girl's attacks and backhands her for her insolence. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 250
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
4, 5, 3
Total: 12 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2024 6:42 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin I see lol ok, will get all kung foo on you! The droid is grateful that the girl telegraphed her intention by letting the droid know she was going to practice Kung Fu on it. Kung Fu is a strict martial art with specific parameters and the droid was able to access the martial arts database to properly defend against her attacks. While it was there, it also downloaded the specific parameters of Jeet Kune Do and found that the moves and practices were innovative and unpredictable. It practices on the girl. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 250
I see lol the girl retaliates, and uses her kung foo, flies over to uppercut the droid in mid air! 2 hits! take that! The droid focused too hard on its next move and was taken by surprise by the girl. It ignites a lightsaber and comes down on top of her head with a slash. Queentintin = That's going to require several million stitches. Droid = 80
darn new battle! The new droid easily dodges the girl's attacks and backhands her for her insolence. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
my insolence lol funny, she counter attacks, take this , lightsaber time!
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 1, 4
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2024 6:42 am
Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPFred 250 Droid 250 The droid is retroactively grateful it decided to enhance its dodging protocol. It only hopes its attack protocols are in good enough order that it causes some damage to the Meatbag. Fred = 140 Droid = 250
Goes into retaliation mode. Fred 140 Droid 195 The droid never even knew the girl taliated in the first place, and now she's doing it again? The droid taliates because it likes doing things in the proper order. Perhaps it will retaliate once the initial effects of the taliation are resolved. Fred = 85 Droid = 195
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