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| 10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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| 1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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| Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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| The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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| Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
7, 3, 2
Total: 12 (3-36)
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 Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 5:25 pm
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord Naturally, those initials wouldn't stick, as a living human tree can mend itself in ways that actual trees can't, including around the trunk. Also, you didn't take points off the droid after Woody landed that hit in last time. That was a solid 12 for lichens in the mechanism.
Woody = 165
Droid = 165
Just because those are wooden beads doesn't mean Woody is bothered by it. On the contrary, the beads in their twiggy hair are ALSO carved from their own wood and carefully hand-painted. But perhaps the beads from that abacus will come loose and help destroy the bot, so Woody grabs it and swings away.
Woody = 80
Droid = 165
beavers might make a nice stew for the prince, and warm hats as well. Of course Woody is too kind to hurt them so they just trap them in a cage, then go for the droid's torso (after all, it's not alive and can't actually feel pain.) 10, 11, 12
Woody = 80
Droid = 80
Woody is incapable of screaming, also their audio reception works in the form of feeling vibrations through their upper branches. Still jarring but nowhere near as piercing as it is on humanoid ears. They lash back out with these branches.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
7, 12, 5
Total: 24 (3-36)
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Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2024 5:10 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin that's good, weed me lol she gets a hedge cutter ready =)
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
lol nono let's fight!
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
ok let's finish this droid lol
Queentintin = FINISHED!
Droid = 80
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
9, 6, 11
Total: 26 (3-36)
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Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2024 5:17 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord Just because those are wooden beads doesn't mean Woody is bothered by it. On the contrary, the beads in their twiggy hair are ALSO carved from their own wood and carefully hand-painted. But perhaps the beads from that abacus will come loose and help destroy the bot, so Woody grabs it and swings away.
Woody = 80
Droid = 165
beavers might make a nice stew for the prince, and warm hats as well. Of course Woody is too kind to hurt them so they just trap them in a cage, then go for the droid's torso (after all, it's not alive and can't actually feel pain.) 10, 11, 12
Woody = 80
Droid = 80
Woody is incapable of screaming, also their audio reception works in the form of feeling vibrations through their upper branches. Still jarring but nowhere near as piercing as it is on humanoid ears. They lash back out with these branches.
Woody = Finally! Something that worked!
Droid = 80
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
12, 5, 9
Total: 26 (3-36)
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Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2024 8:20 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin that's good, weed me lol she gets a hedge cutter ready =)
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
lol nono let's fight!
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
ok let's finish this droid lol
Queentintin = FINISHED!
Droid = 80
oh no what ever will I do! lol ok a new battle begins hard, let's get it on droid! One hit! Queentintin=250 Droid-= 185
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I_bord_I rolled 3 100-sided dice:
14, 79, 88
Total: 181 (3-300)
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Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2024 8:42 am
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord Just because those are wooden beads doesn't mean Woody is bothered by it. On the contrary, the beads in their twiggy hair are ALSO carved from their own wood and carefully hand-painted. But perhaps the beads from that abacus will come loose and help destroy the bot, so Woody grabs it and swings away.
Woody = 80
Droid = 165
beavers might make a nice stew for the prince, and warm hats as well. Of course Woody is too kind to hurt them so they just trap them in a cage, then go for the droid's torso (after all, it's not alive and can't actually feel pain.) 10, 11, 12
Woody = 80
Droid = 80
Woody is incapable of screaming, also their audio reception works in the form of feeling vibrations through their upper branches. Still jarring but nowhere near as piercing as it is on humanoid ears. They lash back out with these branches.
Woody = Finally! Something that worked!
Droid = 80
Bold of this droid to assume that worked. In fact, it didn't "work" at all. Very lazy cop-out. After Woody reconstructs and regrows (and the lazy-a** bot sadly gets the chance to get repaired), they come back and attack again.
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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
4, 3, 3
Total: 10 (3-36)
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Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2024 8:44 am
whoops, wrong dice, rerolling. DD-SCRAPS (more like Dumb Dice - CRAPS)
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
11, 5, 8
Total: 24 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 6:08 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS The droid drops down and slashes at the girl's knees.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
ok let's finish this droid lol
Queentintin = FINISHED!
Droid = 80
oh no what ever will I do! lol ok a new battle begins hard, let's get it on droid! One hit! Queentintin=250 Droid-= 185
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
2, 3, 12
Total: 17 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 6:10 am
Ultrabord whoops, wrong dice, rerolling. DD-SCRAPS (more like Dumb Dice - CRAPS)
Woody = 165
Droid = 250
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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
5, 6, 4
Total: 15 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 7:54 pm
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord whoops, wrong dice, rerolling. DD-SCRAPS (more like Dumb Dice - CRAPS)
Woody = 165
Droid = 250
This time Woody focuses on attacking instead of thinking of lovely nicknames for the robots. Unfortunately these attacks all hit parts of the robot that don't break.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
8, 7, 11
Total: 26 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:26 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord whoops, wrong dice, rerolling. DD-SCRAPS (more like Dumb Dice - CRAPS)
Woody = 165
Droid = 250
This time Woody focuses on attacking instead of thinking of lovely nicknames for the robots. Unfortunately these attacks all hit parts of the robot that don't break.
Woody = 80
Droid = 250
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
6, 6, 6
Total: 18 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2024 11:10 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS The droid drops down and slashes at the girl's knees.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
ok let's finish this droid lol
Queentintin = FINISHED!
Droid = 80
oh no what ever will I do! lol ok a new battle begins hard, let's get it on droid! One hit! Queentintin=250 Droid-= 185
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165
ahh the girl needs a shield!
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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
2, 12, 5
Total: 19 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:34 pm
DD-SCRAPS The droid processes the creature's attacks and decides they were attempting to tickle the droid. How peculiar. The droid has a temporary processing meltdown because the creature was supposed to be aggressive and now it seems to be docile and playful. In its state of confusion, the droid attempts to tickle the creature in return. However, it forgot to change its arms from buzzsaws to something more playful.
Woody = 80
Droid = 250
if the bot gets destroyed, maybe Woody will write down a dramatic name reveal for the pesky periwinkle prince. come on bot, get wrecked already evil 10, 11, 12
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
2, 9, 1
Total: 12 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:21 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin ok let's finish this droid lol
Queentintin = FINISHED!
Droid = 80
oh no what ever will I do! lol ok a new battle begins hard, let's get it on droid! One hit! Queentintin=250 Droid-= 185
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165
ahh the girl needs a shield!
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
1, 9, 1
Total: 11 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:22 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS The droid processes the creature's attacks and decides they were attempting to tickle the droid. How peculiar. The droid has a temporary processing meltdown because the creature was supposed to be aggressive and now it seems to be docile and playful. In its state of confusion, the droid attempts to tickle the creature in return. However, it forgot to change its arms from buzzsaws to something more playful.
Woody = 80
Droid = 250
if the bot gets destroyed, maybe Woody will write down a dramatic name reveal for the pesky periwinkle prince. come on bot, get wrecked already evil 10, 11, 12
Woody = 80
Droid = 250
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
10, 11, 1
Total: 22 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 6:35 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin ok let's finish this droid lol
Queentintin = FINISHED!
Droid = 80
oh no what ever will I do! lol ok a new battle begins hard, let's get it on droid! One hit! Queentintin=250 Droid-= 185
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165
ahh the girl needs a shield!
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165
oh no a demon droid, we must make it hurt, destroy it! must have a magic crystal to pull out! just wait! it worked I hit it! Queentintin= 165 Droid= 80
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