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10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
7, 2, 4
Total: 13 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2024 5:29 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin ohh a cat droid, she gets her dog droid attack ready! let's do this! The droid latches on to the girl's arm with its metallic teeth. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
ohoh! that's gonna hurt, throws a bone the other way, direction, look a him bone lol Wow! The girl came out of the infirmary swinging! The droid tries to recover by hiding. It leaves behind a booby trap thermal detonator. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
oh no what ever shall I do fight! The droid climbs up the column it has been hiding behind and jumps down to surprise the girl with a massive overhead slash. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
10, 4, 9
Total: 23 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2024 5:35 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord Well, Woody has to regenerate for a day. Unfortunately, that means the droid is probably completely repaired. Time to blast more sap at it (yes, the same bot). (10, 11, 12) The droid reduces the amount of sunlight its opponent gets each day by covering it in sunblock. Woody = 250 Droid = 250
With symbiotic fungus and microorganisms, Woody is able to stay nourished even without the extra UV radiation. How you lichen that? The droid posts on its social media page about how it was going to try to carve the initials of itself and its true love on this rare tree. It's a major influencer, so it expects a large crowd of couples to follow suit. It assumes the opponent will be poplar. Woody = 165 Droid = 250
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
7, 8, 5
Total: 20 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2024 5:55 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin ohh a cat droid, she gets her dog droid attack ready! let's do this! The droid latches on to the girl's arm with its metallic teeth. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
ohoh! that's gonna hurt, throws a bone the other way, direction, look a him bone lol Wow! The girl came out of the infirmary swinging! The droid tries to recover by hiding. It leaves behind a booby trap thermal detonator. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
oh no what ever shall I do fight! The droid climbs up the column it has been hiding behind and jumps down to surprise the girl with a massive overhead slash. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
lol oh were playing hide and seek fun, with a mace!
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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
8, 7, 7
Total: 22 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2024 6:18 pm
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord Well, Woody has to regenerate for a day. Unfortunately, that means the droid is probably completely repaired. Time to blast more sap at it (yes, the same bot). (10, 11, 12) The droid reduces the amount of sunlight its opponent gets each day by covering it in sunblock. Woody = 250 Droid = 250
With symbiotic fungus and microorganisms, Woody is able to stay nourished even without the extra UV radiation. How you lichen that? The droid posts on its social media page about how it was going to try to carve the initials of itself and its true love on this rare tree. It's a major influencer, so it expects a large crowd of couples to follow suit. It assumes the opponent will be poplar. Woody = 165 Droid = 250
Naturally, those initials wouldn't stick, as a living human tree can mend itself in ways that actual trees can't, including around the trunk. Also, you didn't take points off the droid after Woody landed that hit in last time. That was a solid 12 for lichens in the mechanism.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
3, 1, 1
Total: 5 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2024 5:23 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin ohoh! that's gonna hurt, throws a bone the other way, direction, look a him bone lol Wow! The girl came out of the infirmary swinging! The droid tries to recover by hiding. It leaves behind a booby trap thermal detonator. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
oh no what ever shall I do fight! The droid climbs up the column it has been hiding behind and jumps down to surprise the girl with a massive overhead slash. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
lol oh were playing hide and seek fun, with a mace! The droid tries to weed the girl out of hiding by spreading a poisonous gas in the area. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
1, 2, 8
Total: 11 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2024 5:24 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord Well, Woody has to regenerate for a day. Unfortunately, that means the droid is probably completely repaired. Time to blast more sap at it (yes, the same bot). (10, 11, 12) The droid reduces the amount of sunlight its opponent gets each day by covering it in sunblock. Woody = 250 Droid = 250
With symbiotic fungus and microorganisms, Woody is able to stay nourished even without the extra UV radiation. How you lichen that? The droid posts on its social media page about how it was going to try to carve the initials of itself and its true love on this rare tree. It's a major influencer, so it expects a large crowd of couples to follow suit. It assumes the opponent will be poplar. Woody = 165 Droid = 165
Naturally, those initials wouldn't stick, as a living human tree can mend itself in ways that actual trees can't, including around the trunk. Also, you didn't take points off the droid after Woody landed that hit in last time. That was a solid 12 for lichens in the mechanism. The droid quickly does the math and then comes down over the head of the being with the abacus. Woody = 165 Droid = 165
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
9, 9, 8
Total: 26 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2024 5:41 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin ohoh! that's gonna hurt, throws a bone the other way, direction, look a him bone lol Wow! The girl came out of the infirmary swinging! The droid tries to recover by hiding. It leaves behind a booby trap thermal detonator. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
oh no what ever shall I do fight! The droid climbs up the column it has been hiding behind and jumps down to surprise the girl with a massive overhead slash. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
lol oh were playing hide and seek fun, with a mace! The droid tries to weed the girl out of hiding by spreading a poisonous gas in the area. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
that's good, weed me lol she gets a hedge cutter ready =)
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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
9, 7, 6
Total: 22 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2024 7:11 pm
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord Well, Woody has to regenerate for a day. Unfortunately, that means the droid is probably completely repaired. Time to blast more sap at it (yes, the same bot). (10, 11, 12) The droid reduces the amount of sunlight its opponent gets each day by covering it in sunblock. Woody = 250 Droid = 250
With symbiotic fungus and microorganisms, Woody is able to stay nourished even without the extra UV radiation. How you lichen that? The droid posts on its social media page about how it was going to try to carve the initials of itself and its true love on this rare tree. It's a major influencer, so it expects a large crowd of couples to follow suit. It assumes the opponent will be poplar. Woody = 165 Droid = 165
Naturally, those initials wouldn't stick, as a living human tree can mend itself in ways that actual trees can't, including around the trunk. Also, you didn't take points off the droid after Woody landed that hit in last time. That was a solid 12 for lichens in the mechanism. The droid quickly does the math and then comes down over the head of the being with the abacus. Woody = 165 Droid = 165
Just because those are wooden beads doesn't mean Woody is bothered by it. On the contrary, the beads in their twiggy hair are ALSO carved from their own wood and carefully hand-painted. But perhaps the beads from that abacus will come loose and help destroy the bot, so Woody grabs it and swings away.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
9, 10, 3
Total: 22 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 6:35 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin oh no what ever shall I do fight! The droid climbs up the column it has been hiding behind and jumps down to surprise the girl with a massive overhead slash. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
lol oh were playing hide and seek fun, with a mace! The droid tries to weed the girl out of hiding by spreading a poisonous gas in the area. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
that's good, weed me lol she gets a hedge cutter ready =) The droid thinks that perhaps the girl's CPU is processing them as the other droid's opponent. While she's distracted, the droid goes for an uppercut saber slash. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 80
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
5, 8, 12
Total: 25 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 6:37 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord With symbiotic fungus and microorganisms, Woody is able to stay nourished even without the extra UV radiation. How you lichen that? The droid posts on its social media page about how it was going to try to carve the initials of itself and its true love on this rare tree. It's a major influencer, so it expects a large crowd of couples to follow suit. It assumes the opponent will be poplar. Woody = 165 Droid = 165
Naturally, those initials wouldn't stick, as a living human tree can mend itself in ways that actual trees can't, including around the trunk. Also, you didn't take points off the droid after Woody landed that hit in last time. That was a solid 12 for lichens in the mechanism. The droid quickly does the math and then comes down over the head of the being with the abacus. Woody = 165 Droid = 165
Just because those are wooden beads doesn't mean Woody is bothered by it. On the contrary, the beads in their twiggy hair are ALSO carved from their own wood and carefully hand-painted. But perhaps the beads from that abacus will come loose and help destroy the bot, so Woody grabs it and swings away. The droid dodges the creature's attack. It goes into the droid repository and releases several droid beavers. Woody = 80 Droid = 165
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
6, 3, 8
Total: 17 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 7:33 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin oh no what ever shall I do fight! The droid climbs up the column it has been hiding behind and jumps down to surprise the girl with a massive overhead slash. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
lol oh were playing hide and seek fun, with a mace! The droid tries to weed the girl out of hiding by spreading a poisonous gas in the area. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
that's good, weed me lol she gets a hedge cutter ready =) The droid thinks that perhaps the girl's CPU is processing them as the other droid's opponent. While she's distracted, the droid goes for an uppercut saber slash. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 80
lol nono let's fight!
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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
7, 3, 12
Total: 22 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:01 am
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord With symbiotic fungus and microorganisms, Woody is able to stay nourished even without the extra UV radiation. How you lichen that? The droid posts on its social media page about how it was going to try to carve the initials of itself and its true love on this rare tree. It's a major influencer, so it expects a large crowd of couples to follow suit. It assumes the opponent will be poplar. Woody = 165 Droid = 165
Naturally, those initials wouldn't stick, as a living human tree can mend itself in ways that actual trees can't, including around the trunk. Also, you didn't take points off the droid after Woody landed that hit in last time. That was a solid 12 for lichens in the mechanism. The droid quickly does the math and then comes down over the head of the being with the abacus. Woody = 165 Droid = 165
Just because those are wooden beads doesn't mean Woody is bothered by it. On the contrary, the beads in their twiggy hair are ALSO carved from their own wood and carefully hand-painted. But perhaps the beads from that abacus will come loose and help destroy the bot, so Woody grabs it and swings away. The droid dodges the creature's attack. It goes into the droid repository and releases several droid beavers. Woody = 80 Droid = 165
beavers might make a nice stew for the prince, and warm hats as well. Of course Woody is too kind to hurt them so they just trap them in a cage, then go for the droid's torso (after all, it's not alive and can't actually feel pain.) 10, 11, 12
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
3, 6, 8
Total: 17 (3-36)
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Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 5:19 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin lol oh were playing hide and seek fun, with a mace! The droid tries to weed the girl out of hiding by spreading a poisonous gas in the area. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
that's good, weed me lol she gets a hedge cutter ready =) The droid thinks that perhaps the girl's CPU is processing them as the other droid's opponent. While she's distracted, the droid goes for an uppercut saber slash. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 80
lol nono let's fight! The droid drops down and slashes at the girl's knees. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 80
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
2, 8, 3
Total: 13 (3-36)
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Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 5:23 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord Naturally, those initials wouldn't stick, as a living human tree can mend itself in ways that actual trees can't, including around the trunk. Also, you didn't take points off the droid after Woody landed that hit in last time. That was a solid 12 for lichens in the mechanism. The droid quickly does the math and then comes down over the head of the being with the abacus. Woody = 165 Droid = 165
Just because those are wooden beads doesn't mean Woody is bothered by it. On the contrary, the beads in their twiggy hair are ALSO carved from their own wood and carefully hand-painted. But perhaps the beads from that abacus will come loose and help destroy the bot, so Woody grabs it and swings away. The droid dodges the creature's attack. It goes into the droid repository and releases several droid beavers. Woody = 80 Droid = 165
beavers might make a nice stew for the prince, and warm hats as well. Of course Woody is too kind to hurt them so they just trap them in a cage, then go for the droid's torso (after all, it's not alive and can't actually feel pain.) 10, 11, 12 The droid screams out as if in pain because its outer holographic skin is made of fiber optic cables which are connected to the CPU of the droid which is programmed to react when the light doesn't complete the cycle because of a dent, puncture, abrasion, or cut. The piercing scream of the droid is loud enough to damage the audio receptors of the surrounding beings and droids. Woody = 80 Droid = 80
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
5, 9, 1
Total: 15 (3-36)
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Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 6:36 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin lol oh were playing hide and seek fun, with a mace! The droid tries to weed the girl out of hiding by spreading a poisonous gas in the area. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
that's good, weed me lol she gets a hedge cutter ready =) The droid thinks that perhaps the girl's CPU is processing them as the other droid's opponent. While she's distracted, the droid goes for an uppercut saber slash. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 80
lol nono let's fight! The droid drops down and slashes at the girl's knees. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 80
ok let's finish this droid lol
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