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What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2024 8:44 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin oh no it didn't she goes on the offensive xd The droid plugs its olfactory sensors as the girl becomes even more offensive. It hands her a stick of deodorant and backs away to a safe distance as the deodorant stick is actually a cleverly disguised thermal detonator. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 80
lol time to clean this droid lol The next droid comes in and swipes at the unaware girl from behind with its lightsaber. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
like the nightlife baby! she says! let's play! got a hit! Queentintin=250 Droid=185
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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
7, 3, 8
Total: 18 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2024 4:07 pm
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord "Oh, so you think I don't have a heart. Of course I do, it's just a very dark sapphire colored one. And strongly protected by the Force." Another obvious attempt to distract the bot with trivia while they slash away. The droid drops down for a foot sweep and then pops back up for another uppercut slash. Second Place Is Just First Place Loser = 165 Droid = 165
Good thing they're really good at jumping and ducking. "I'll let you know in case you haven't seen already that there's already a huge pile of second-rate bots, as they can't be healed like a living organism like myself can." The droid picks up a dismembered droid arm and flings it at the Meatbag's head. All Talk and No Action = 80 Droid = 80
"Oh poor, deluded bot. Just because I have a lot more talk than action doesn't mean I'm not always acting." They finish the bot off, then take a break for the rest of the day. The droid hears the Meatbag talk about breaks, so it jabs at the shins of its opponent with its metal feet. Second Place Alien = 250 Droid = 250
That's not fair, that's against the rules. So this bag of meat traipses off into the starset and sends in a friend in their place this time. A more plant-based friend.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 1, 6
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2024 5:34 am
sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara The new droid is hit with a piece of shrapnel from the destroyed droid in front of the girl. It pulls the shrapnel out of its chassis and throws it at the girl like a shuriken. Sachara = 250 Droid = 195
Sachara = 250 Droid = 30 The droid is in a heap on the ground. It leaks oil and flammable fluids at the girl's feet and its wires spark a flame. Sachara = 195 Droid = 30
the girl rolls 8-8-8 wow droid destroyed! The new droid is nearly decimated by the flying shrapnel of the destroyed droid before it. It rolls a thermal detonator toward the girl and ducks for cover. Sachara = 195 Droid = 140
Sachara = 195 Droid = 85 The droid pulls out a lightsaber in each hand and begins spinning in a whirling dervish toward the girl. Sachara = 85 Droid = 85
sachara = 85 droid = 30 The droid is nearly destroyed. It lies on the ground and sparks as it leaks an unhealthy amount of oil. Sachara = Should have maybe stepped back a couple of steps? Droid = 30
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
12, 2, 8
Total: 22 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2024 5:36 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin oh no it didn't she goes on the offensive xd The droid plugs its olfactory sensors as the girl becomes even more offensive. It hands her a stick of deodorant and backs away to a safe distance as the deodorant stick is actually a cleverly disguised thermal detonator. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 80
lol time to clean this droid lol The next droid comes in and swipes at the unaware girl from behind with its lightsaber. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
like the nightlife baby! she says! let's play! The droid decides to turn out the lights and extinguish its lightsaber since the girl likes the nightlife so much. It slashes at her with a vibroblade. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
4, 10, 8
Total: 22 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2024 5:38 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord Good thing they're really good at jumping and ducking. "I'll let you know in case you haven't seen already that there's already a huge pile of second-rate bots, as they can't be healed like a living organism like myself can." The droid picks up a dismembered droid arm and flings it at the Meatbag's head. All Talk and No Action = 80 Droid = 80
"Oh poor, deluded bot. Just because I have a lot more talk than action doesn't mean I'm not always acting." They finish the bot off, then take a break for the rest of the day. The droid hears the Meatbag talk about breaks, so it jabs at the shins of its opponent with its metal feet. Second Place Alien = 250 Droid = 250
That's not fair, that's against the rules. So this bag of meat traipses off into the starset and sends in a friend in their place this time. A more plant-based friend. The droid fires a jet of flame from its index finger. A More Flammable Opponent = 165 Droid = 250
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
7, 9, 11
Total: 27 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2024 5:58 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin oh no it didn't she goes on the offensive xd The droid plugs its olfactory sensors as the girl becomes even more offensive. It hands her a stick of deodorant and backs away to a safe distance as the deodorant stick is actually a cleverly disguised thermal detonator. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 80
lol time to clean this droid lol The next droid comes in and swipes at the unaware girl from behind with its lightsaber. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
like the nightlife baby! she says! let's play! The droid decides to turn out the lights and extinguish its lightsaber since the girl likes the nightlife so much. It slashes at her with a vibroblade. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
lol a viroblade, cool! let;s see if that works, some fireworks? perhaps?
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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
11, 1, 6
Total: 18 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2024 10:06 am
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord Good thing they're really good at jumping and ducking. "I'll let you know in case you haven't seen already that there's already a huge pile of second-rate bots, as they can't be healed like a living organism like myself can." The droid picks up a dismembered droid arm and flings it at the Meatbag's head. All Talk and No Action = 80 Droid = 80
"Oh poor, deluded bot. Just because I have a lot more talk than action doesn't mean I'm not always acting." They finish the bot off, then take a break for the rest of the day. The droid hears the Meatbag talk about breaks, so it jabs at the shins of its opponent with its metal feet. Second Place Alien = 250 Droid = 250
That's not fair, that's against the rules. So this bag of meat traipses off into the starset and sends in a friend in their place this time. A more plant-based friend. The droid fires a jet of flame from its index finger. A More Flammable Opponent = 165 Droid = 250
But Woody has a high dual affinity to earth and water, meaning they have a highly developed ability to douse flames. Hmm, maybe this sap will destroy the bot.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
2, 1, 2
Total: 5 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2024 5:03 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin lol time to clean this droid lol The next droid comes in and swipes at the unaware girl from behind with its lightsaber. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
like the nightlife baby! she says! let's play! The droid decides to turn out the lights and extinguish its lightsaber since the girl likes the nightlife so much. It slashes at her with a vibroblade. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
lol a viroblade, cool! let;s see if that works, some fireworks? perhaps? The droid backs away from the fireworks and turns the lights back on. It ignites a lightsaber in each hand and slashes at the girl diagonally. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
9, 9, 3
Total: 21 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2024 5:06 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord "Oh poor, deluded bot. Just because I have a lot more talk than action doesn't mean I'm not always acting." They finish the bot off, then take a break for the rest of the day. The droid hears the Meatbag talk about breaks, so it jabs at the shins of its opponent with its metal feet. Second Place Alien = 250 Droid = 250
That's not fair, that's against the rules. So this bag of meat traipses off into the starset and sends in a friend in their place this time. A more plant-based friend. The droid fires a jet of flame from its index finger. A More Flammable Opponent = 165 Droid = 250
But Woody has a high dual affinity to earth and water, meaning they have a highly developed ability to douse flames. Hmm, maybe this sap will destroy the bot. The droid is solidifying under the influence of the sticky substance. As it attempts to clean itself off, it remotely accesses a buzzsaw drone which it sends flying at the creature. The Bark Becoming Just As Bad As The Bite = 165 Droid = 165
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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
4, 8, 4
Total: 16 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2024 9:30 am
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord "Oh poor, deluded bot. Just because I have a lot more talk than action doesn't mean I'm not always acting." They finish the bot off, then take a break for the rest of the day. The droid hears the Meatbag talk about breaks, so it jabs at the shins of its opponent with its metal feet. Second Place Alien = 250 Droid = 250
That's not fair, that's against the rules. So this bag of meat traipses off into the starset and sends in a friend in their place this time. A more plant-based friend. The droid fires a jet of flame from its index finger. A More Flammable Opponent = 165 Droid = 250
But Woody has a high dual affinity to earth and water, meaning they have a highly developed ability to douse flames. Hmm, maybe this sap will destroy the bot. The droid is solidifying under the influence of the sticky substance. As it attempts to clean itself off, it remotely accesses a buzzsaw drone which it sends flying at the creature. The Bark Becoming Just As Bad As The Bite = 165 Droid = 165
Woody knows that robots don't have souls and can always be rebuilt. They also are highly aware that no matter where they get hit, as a different type of creature than actual trees, they can regenerate. Woody attempts to get some small branches caught in the droid's inner mechanisms.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
1, 4, 5
Total: 10 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2024 7:14 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord That's not fair, that's against the rules. So this bag of meat traipses off into the starset and sends in a friend in their place this time. A more plant-based friend. The droid fires a jet of flame from its index finger. A More Flammable Opponent = 165 Droid = 250
But Woody has a high dual affinity to earth and water, meaning they have a highly developed ability to douse flames. Hmm, maybe this sap will destroy the bot. The droid is solidifying under the influence of the sticky substance. As it attempts to clean itself off, it remotely accesses a buzzsaw drone which it sends flying at the creature. The Bark Becoming Just As Bad As The Bite = 165 Droid = 165
Woody knows that robots don't have souls and can always be rebuilt. They also are highly aware that no matter where they get hit, as a different type of creature than actual trees, they can regenerate. Woody attempts to get some small branches caught in the droid's inner mechanisms. The creature attempts to penetrate the droid and the droid adds the creature's name to the "Me too!" movement. Woody = 165 Droid = 165
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
1, 8, 5
Total: 14 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2024 8:28 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin lol time to clean this droid lol The next droid comes in and swipes at the unaware girl from behind with its lightsaber. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
like the nightlife baby! she says! let's play! The droid decides to turn out the lights and extinguish its lightsaber since the girl likes the nightlife so much. It slashes at her with a vibroblade. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
lol a viroblade, cool! let;s see if that works, some fireworks? perhaps? The droid backs away from the fireworks and turns the lights back on. It ignites a lightsaber in each hand and slashes at the girl diagonally. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
lol oh my! what will she do, she let's off a detonator
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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
12, 2, 8
Total: 22 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2024 5:45 pm
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord That's not fair, that's against the rules. So this bag of meat traipses off into the starset and sends in a friend in their place this time. A more plant-based friend. The droid fires a jet of flame from its index finger. A More Flammable Opponent = 165 Droid = 250
But Woody has a high dual affinity to earth and water, meaning they have a highly developed ability to douse flames. Hmm, maybe this sap will destroy the bot. The droid is solidifying under the influence of the sticky substance. As it attempts to clean itself off, it remotely accesses a buzzsaw drone which it sends flying at the creature. The Bark Becoming Just As Bad As The Bite = 165 Droid = 165
Woody knows that robots don't have souls and can always be rebuilt. They also are highly aware that no matter where they get hit, as a different type of creature than actual trees, they can regenerate. Woody attempts to get some small branches caught in the droid's inner mechanisms. The creature attempts to penetrate the droid and the droid adds the creature's name to the "Me too!" movement. Woody = 165 Droid = 165
Woody they are, and metal, is this droid. Metal bots can not regenerate, and they intend to take full advantage of this.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
4, 3, 11
Total: 18 (3-36)
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Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 6:38 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin like the nightlife baby! she says! let's play! The droid decides to turn out the lights and extinguish its lightsaber since the girl likes the nightlife so much. It slashes at her with a vibroblade. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
lol a viroblade, cool! let;s see if that works, some fireworks? perhaps? The droid backs away from the fireworks and turns the lights back on. It ignites a lightsaber in each hand and slashes at the girl diagonally. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
lol oh my! what will she do, she let's off a detonator The droid jumps up to avoid the detonator and comes back down with an overhead slash. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 80
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
2, 4, 12
Total: 18 (3-36)
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Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 6:41 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord But Woody has a high dual affinity to earth and water, meaning they have a highly developed ability to douse flames. Hmm, maybe this sap will destroy the bot. The droid is solidifying under the influence of the sticky substance. As it attempts to clean itself off, it remotely accesses a buzzsaw drone which it sends flying at the creature. The Bark Becoming Just As Bad As The Bite = 165 Droid = 165
Woody knows that robots don't have souls and can always be rebuilt. They also are highly aware that no matter where they get hit, as a different type of creature than actual trees, they can regenerate. Woody attempts to get some small branches caught in the droid's inner mechanisms. The creature attempts to penetrate the droid and the droid adds the creature's name to the "Me too!" movement. Woody = 165 Droid = 165
Woody they are, and metal, is this droid. Metal bots can not regenerate, and they intend to take full advantage of this. The droid pulls out a lightsaber with each hand. It pirouettes and moves slowly toward the tree like some kind of plasma buzzsaw. Woody = 80 Droid = 80
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