What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
12, 11, 4
Total: 27 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2024 9:43 am
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPNew alien refuses to hit anything but the hard bots as well. "Knock me out as many times as you want, scrapsack." The droid ignites a lightsaber in each hand and comes at the Meatbag swinging with the right and coming down for an overhead strike with the left. Ultrabord (Until they identify themselves) = 250 Droid = 165
"Pfft. you call that fighting? More like really crappy dance moves." They know trash talking the bot won't throw it off its guard, it's all for themself. Oh, and of course they're not going to dignify a pile of scrap by telling it their name lol (name reveal will be somewhere else) The droid accesses the interpretive ninja dance program hidden within the recesses of its CPU. It shows the Meatbag what dance really looks like. Unidentified Meatbag = 165 Droid = 165
"I dare you to classify brains and bones as meat. Then again, you're a bot so you don't even eat meat. Or do you? Maybe they've designed a machine that runs on animal flesh." The purposely unidentified alien attempts to distract the bot with their idle chatter. The droid turns down its audio receptors to avoid the input from the Meatbag. It drops down low for a foot sweep. Unidentified Meatbag = Oops. A little too much swipe in those blades, huh? Droid = 165
"BACK FROM THE MED BAY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU EXTRA HARD THIS TIME! Oh yeah did you know sap from flora colossus is really good for promoting healing and boosting the immune system? It really pays off having a best friend who's a sentient tree." They start hitting the same bot again.
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 5, 3
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2024 12:46 pm
DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPKnocks the droid off the shelf. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid gives the girl a welcome back wedgie. Fred = 195 Droid = 195
Squeeks, "You'll pay for that." Fred 195 Droid 85
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
3, 8, 11
Total: 22 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 6:26 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin Queentintin probably and new battle hard =) Queentintin=250 Droid=250 where is it hiding? 1 hit =) yes! Queentintin= 250 Droid= 185 maybe it's not fair lol oops another hit! razz The droid decides to throw the exploding caltrops in the girl's face instead of throwing them on the ground and taking a chance at her stepping on them. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 80
ohh close game, let's see ! got ya! your droid is out! cold! Congratulations, Meatbag! Now, pick another *BRZZZT! droid and start again.
be happy to, hard droid =) let play =0) oh yes got a hit!
Queentintin=250 Droid= 165 hehe The droid slashes at the girl's knees with a lightsaber. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
2, 2, 9
Total: 13 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 6:28 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord "Pfft. you call that fighting? More like really crappy dance moves." They know trash talking the bot won't throw it off its guard, it's all for themself. Oh, and of course they're not going to dignify a pile of scrap by telling it their name lol (name reveal will be somewhere else) The droid accesses the interpretive ninja dance program hidden within the recesses of its CPU. It shows the Meatbag what dance really looks like. Unidentified Meatbag = 165 Droid = 165
"I dare you to classify brains and bones as meat. Then again, you're a bot so you don't even eat meat. Or do you? Maybe they've designed a machine that runs on animal flesh." The purposely unidentified alien attempts to distract the bot with their idle chatter. The droid turns down its audio receptors to avoid the input from the Meatbag. It drops down low for a foot sweep. Unidentified Meatbag = Oops. A little too much swipe in those blades, huh? Droid = 165
"BACK FROM THE MED BAY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU EXTRA HARD THIS TIME! Oh yeah did you know sap from flora colossus is really good for promoting healing and boosting the immune system? It really pays off having a best friend who's a sentient tree." They start hitting the same bot again. The droid tries to throw an electronet over the Meatbag to slow down its attacks. Unidentified Meatbag = 250 Droid = 80
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 6, 4
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 6:29 am
DD-SCRAPS sachara MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPsachara = 250 droid = 140 The droid ignites a lightsaber and comes down with an overhead strike. Sachara = 85 Droid = 140
sachara = 85 droid = 30
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 4, 8
Total: 19 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 6:30 am
Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPKnocks the droid off the shelf. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid gives the girl a welcome back wedgie. Fred = 195 Droid = 195
Squeeks, "You'll pay for that." Fred 195 Droid 85 The droid uses saber slashes as currency to "pay for that". Fred = 85 Droid = 85
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
6, 8, 1
Total: 15 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 6:35 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS The droid decides to throw the exploding caltrops in the girl's face instead of throwing them on the ground and taking a chance at her stepping on them. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 80
ohh close game, let's see ! got ya! your droid is out! cold! Congratulations, Meatbag! Now, pick another *BRZZZT! droid and start again.
be happy to, hard droid =) let play =0) oh yes got a hit!
Queentintin=250 Droid= 165 hehe The droid slashes at the girl's knees with a lightsaber. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
I see lol she retaliates, hehe
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 4, 1
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 12:01 pm
DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPKnocks the droid off the shelf. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid gives the girl a welcome back wedgie. Fred = 195 Droid = 195
Squeeks, "You'll pay for that." Fred 195 Droid 85 The droid uses saber slashes as currency to "pay for that". Fred = 85 Droid = 85
Paid in full. Fred 85 Droid 30
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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
8, 4, 8
Total: 20 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 8:12 pm
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord "Pfft. you call that fighting? More like really crappy dance moves." They know trash talking the bot won't throw it off its guard, it's all for themself. Oh, and of course they're not going to dignify a pile of scrap by telling it their name lol (name reveal will be somewhere else) The droid accesses the interpretive ninja dance program hidden within the recesses of its CPU. It shows the Meatbag what dance really looks like. Unidentified Meatbag = 165 Droid = 165
"I dare you to classify brains and bones as meat. Then again, you're a bot so you don't even eat meat. Or do you? Maybe they've designed a machine that runs on animal flesh." The purposely unidentified alien attempts to distract the bot with their idle chatter. The droid turns down its audio receptors to avoid the input from the Meatbag. It drops down low for a foot sweep. Unidentified Meatbag = Oops. A little too much swipe in those blades, huh? Droid = 165
"BACK FROM THE MED BAY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU EXTRA HARD THIS TIME! Oh yeah did you know sap from flora colossus is really good for promoting healing and boosting the immune system? It really pays off having a best friend who's a sentient tree." They start hitting the same bot again. The droid tries to throw an electronet over the Meatbag to slow down its attacks. Unidentified Meatbag = 250 Droid = 80
"Excuse me? I'm not an it! I'm a they. A hermaphrodite alien PERSON! You're the 'it' and you're about to get it." More information than the bot needed to know of course. They regret nothing.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 3, 7
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 5:53 am
sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPsachara = 250 droid = 140 The droid ignites a lightsaber and comes down with an overhead strike. Sachara = 85 Droid = 140
sachara = 85 droid = 30 The droid tries to throw an electronet over the girl while it's still active. Sachara = 30 Droid = 30
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
1, 1, 7
Total: 9 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 5:55 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS The droid decides to throw the exploding caltrops in the girl's face instead of throwing them on the ground and taking a chance at her stepping on them. Queentintin = 80 Droid = 80
ohh close game, let's see ! got ya! your droid is out! cold! Congratulations, Meatbag! Now, pick another *BRZZZT! droid and start again.
be happy to, hard droid =) let play =0) oh yes got a hit!
Queentintin=250 Droid= 165 hehe The droid slashes at the girl's knees with a lightsaber. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
I see lol she retaliates, hehe The droid wonders how the girl can retaliate when she never taliated in the first place. The droid decides to show her how to do it by taliating her. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 1, 2
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 5:57 am
Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPKnocks the droid off the shelf. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid gives the girl a welcome back wedgie. Fred = 195 Droid = 195
Squeeks, "You'll pay for that." Fred 195 Droid 85 The droid uses saber slashes as currency to "pay for that". Fred = 85 Droid = 85
Paid in full. Fred 85 Droid 30 The droid shows the girl the taxes due on her purchase. Fred = 30 Droid = 30
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
12, 1, 5
Total: 18 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 5:57 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Congratulations, Meatbag! Now, pick another *BRZZZT! droid and start again.
be happy to, hard droid =) let play =0) oh yes got a hit!
Queentintin=250 Droid= 165 hehe The droid slashes at the girl's knees with a lightsaber. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
I see lol she retaliates, hehe The droid wonders how the girl can retaliate when she never taliated in the first place. The droid decides to show her how to do it by taliating her. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
lol that's amusing lol here goes counter attacks
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
9, 3, 7
Total: 19 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 5:59 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord "I dare you to classify brains and bones as meat. Then again, you're a bot so you don't even eat meat. Or do you? Maybe they've designed a machine that runs on animal flesh." The purposely unidentified alien attempts to distract the bot with their idle chatter. The droid turns down its audio receptors to avoid the input from the Meatbag. It drops down low for a foot sweep. Unidentified Meatbag = Oops. A little too much swipe in those blades, huh? Droid = 165
"BACK FROM THE MED BAY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU EXTRA HARD THIS TIME! Oh yeah did you know sap from flora colossus is really good for promoting healing and boosting the immune system? It really pays off having a best friend who's a sentient tree." They start hitting the same bot again. The droid tries to throw an electronet over the Meatbag to slow down its attacks. Unidentified Meatbag = 250 Droid = 80
"Excuse me? I'm not an it! I'm a they. A hermaphrodite alien PERSON! You're the 'it' and you're about to get it." More information than the bot needed to know of course. They regret nothing. The droid throws down a handful of explosive caltrops to stop them. Irate Little Meatbag = 250 Droid = 80
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 7, 2
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 1:53 pm
DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPKnocks the droid off the shelf. Fred 250 Droid 195 The droid gives the girl a welcome back wedgie. Fred = 195 Droid = 195
Squeeks, "You'll pay for that." Fred 195 Droid 85 The droid uses saber slashes as currency to "pay for that". Fred = 85 Droid = 85
Paid in full. Fred 85 Droid 30 The droid shows the girl the taxes due on her purchase. Fred = 30 Droid = 30
aargh - stomps on the droid Fred 30 Droid 30 The droid is no more.
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