What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 7, 1
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2024 6:54 am
MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPsachara = 250 droid = 195
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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
7, 4, 9
Total: 20 (3-36)
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2024 11:13 am
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPThe new droid comes in just in time to see the damage the boy can do. It backs away and lobs a thermal detonator at the boy to see how well he dodges. Ultrabord = 250 Droid = 250
Billy is on a roll, so of course he dodges- full somersault as he finishes the Kryptonite song. "Sooooooooooome-"He pauses to decapitate this bot, who looks exactly like that 3 doors down/general Zod guy, probably feeding off the last bot- "BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME, I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHE-ED!"The misses before and after because he's too busy trolling the bot were totally worth it. The droid pulls out a vibroblade which happens to be actually the sharpest tool in its shed. It takes a few quick slashes at the boy's abdomen. Ultrabord = 250 Droid = 165
Billy naturally has abs of steel and an incredible ability to dodge from all the dancing he's been doing all his life. He is also actually an exceptionally sharp tool.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 12-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-12)
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2024 12:24 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPnew battle new tactics! It's an interesting tactic the girl is using. She is doing absolutely nothing to hurt the droid The droid decides to use a different tactic. It somersaults over the girl and roundhouse kicks at her from behind. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 250
is that so, have a few tricks up my sleeve! here an apple, *really a detonator!* 2 hits! take that! Queentintin= 165 droid = 80! The droid blasts into pieces. It attempts to escape by throwing an electronet over the girl. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
The girl does some fancy Karate moves to knock it out ! and the droid is done! caput! hehe The new droid comes in and watches the girl use her Karate skills. It downloads Jiu Jitsu skills into its CPU and attacks the girl. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 8, 3
Total: 17 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2024 12:26 am
sachara MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPsachara = 250 droid = 195 The droid throws a handful of exploding caltrops at the girl's feet. Sachara = 140 Droid = 195
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
10, 2, 2
Total: 14 (3-36)
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2024 12:28 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPThe new droid comes in just in time to see the damage the boy can do. It backs away and lobs a thermal detonator at the boy to see how well he dodges. Ultrabord = 250 Droid = 250
Billy is on a roll, so of course he dodges- full somersault as he finishes the Kryptonite song. "Sooooooooooome-"He pauses to decapitate this bot, who looks exactly like that 3 doors down/general Zod guy, probably feeding off the last bot- "BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME, I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHE-ED!"The misses before and after because he's too busy trolling the bot were totally worth it. The droid pulls out a vibroblade which happens to be actually the sharpest tool in its shed. It takes a few quick slashes at the boy's abdomen. Ultrabord = 250 Droid = 165
Billy naturally has abs of steel and an incredible ability to dodge from all the dancing he's been doing all his life. He is also actually an exceptionally sharp tool. The droid brings out a buffer the size of a chainsaw and begins to dull the boy down. Ultrabord = 165 Droid = 165
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
4, 3, 7
Total: 14 (3-36)
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2024 7:05 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPnew battle new tactics! It's an interesting tactic the girl is using. She is doing absolutely nothing to hurt the droid The droid decides to use a different tactic. It somersaults over the girl and roundhouse kicks at her from behind. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 250
is that so, have a few tricks up my sleeve! here an apple, *really a detonator!* 2 hits! take that! Queentintin= 165 droid = 80! The droid blasts into pieces. It attempts to escape by throwing an electronet over the girl. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
The girl does some fancy Karate moves to knock it out ! and the droid is done! caput! hehe The new droid comes in and watches the girl use her Karate skills. It downloads Jiu Jitsu skills into its CPU and attacks the girl. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
but she's learned her Kata, and is ready! she will come down harshly on it! take that!
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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
8, 5, 8
Total: 21 (3-36)
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2024 10:49 am
DD-SCRAPS HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPThe droid brings out a buffer the size of a chainsaw and begins to dull the boy down. Ultrabord = 165 Droid = 165
Now Billy is on his toes. The first hit he wasn't able to dodge because he was too busy singing Backstreet Boys, stuck in his head from earlier. He tries to focus on the bot instead (10, 11, 12)
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 2, 7
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2024 8:54 pm
DD-SCRAPS sachara MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPsachara = 250 droid = 195 The droid throws a handful of exploding caltrops at the girl's feet. Sachara = 140 Droid = 195
sachara = 140 droid = 140
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
5, 8, 5
Total: 18 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2024 12:33 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin is that so, have a few tricks up my sleeve! here an apple, *really a detonator!* 2 hits! take that! Queentintin= 165 droid = 80! The droid blasts into pieces. It attempts to escape by throwing an electronet over the girl. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
The girl does some fancy Karate moves to knock it out ! and the droid is done! caput! hehe The new droid comes in and watches the girl use her Karate skills. It downloads Jiu Jitsu skills into its CPU and attacks the girl. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
but she's learned her Kata, and is ready! she will come down harshly on it! take that! The droid points an electromagnetic pulse emanator at the girl and wipes out her CPU. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
1, 3, 1
Total: 5 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2024 12:34 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPThe droid brings out a buffer the size of a chainsaw and begins to dull the boy down. Ultrabord = 165 Droid = 165
Now Billy is on his toes. The first hit he wasn't able to dodge because he was too busy singing Backstreet Boys, stuck in his head from earlier. He tries to focus on the bot instead (10, 11, 12) The droid points a blaster at the boy's toes since he's up on them. Billy = 165 Droid = 165
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 8, 4
Total: 17 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2024 12:35 am
sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPsachara = 250 droid = 195 The droid throws a handful of exploding caltrops at the girl's feet. Sachara = 140 Droid = 195
sachara = 140 droid = 140 The droid tosses a thermal detonator toward the girl. Sachara = 30 Droid = 140
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
5, 7, 6
Total: 18 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2024 6:30 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin is that so, have a few tricks up my sleeve! here an apple, *really a detonator!* 2 hits! take that! Queentintin= 165 droid = 80! The droid blasts into pieces. It attempts to escape by throwing an electronet over the girl. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
The girl does some fancy Karate moves to knock it out ! and the droid is done! caput! hehe The new droid comes in and watches the girl use her Karate skills. It downloads Jiu Jitsu skills into its CPU and attacks the girl. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
but she's learned her Kata, and is ready! she will come down harshly on it! take that! The droid points an electromagnetic pulse emanator at the girl and wipes out her CPU. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
oh no it doesn't lol
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 5, 6
Total: 19 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2024 6:49 am
DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPsachara = 250 droid = 195 The droid throws a handful of exploding caltrops at the girl's feet. Sachara = 140 Droid = 195
sachara = 140 droid = 140 The droid tosses a thermal detonator toward the girl. Sachara = 30 Droid = 140
sachara =30 droid = 0 The girl jumps out of the way and comes round for the kill!
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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
8, 11, 9
Total: 28 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2024 7:43 am
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPThe droid brings out a buffer the size of a chainsaw and begins to dull the boy down. Ultrabord = 165 Droid = 165
Now Billy is on his toes. The first hit he wasn't able to dodge because he was too busy singing Backstreet Boys, stuck in his head from earlier. He tries to focus on the bot instead (10, 11, 12) The droid points a blaster at the boy's toes since he's up on them. Billy = 165 Droid = 165
This bot is incredibly slow and easy to dodge. Billy does his best Adam Lambert impression (no, he doesn't look like this) in an attempt to confuse and distract the robot even more. He certainly won't be giving up any time soon, and slashes at the bot's arms.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
4, 9, 8
Total: 21 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2024 5:54 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin The girl does some fancy Karate moves to knock it out ! and the droid is done! caput! hehe The new droid comes in and watches the girl use her Karate skills. It downloads Jiu Jitsu skills into its CPU and attacks the girl. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
but she's learned her Kata, and is ready! she will come down harshly on it! take that! The droid points an electromagnetic pulse emanator at the girl and wipes out her CPU. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
oh no it doesn't lol The droid remembers that meatbag CPUs do not work that way. It tries to give the girl a hard reset with a baseball bat. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
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