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Total Votes : 127

sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice: 3, 7, 1 Total: 11 (3-24)

sachara
Vice Captain

Sparkling Girl

PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2024 6:54 am


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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

sachara = 250
droid = 195
I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice: 7, 4, 9 Total: 20 (3-36)
PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2024 11:13 am


DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS

User Image

HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP
The new droid comes in just in time to see the damage the boy can do. It backs away and lobs a thermal detonator at the boy to see how well he dodges.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 250
Billy is on a roll, so of course he dodges- full somersault as he finishes the Kryptonite song.
"Sooooooooooome-"
He pauses to decapitate this bot, who looks exactly like that 3 doors down/general Zod guy, probably feeding off the last bot-
"BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME, I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHE-ED!"
The misses before and after because he's too busy trolling the bot were totally worth it.


The droid pulls out a vibroblade which happens to be actually the sharpest tool in its shed. It takes a few quick slashes at the boy's abdomen.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 165
Billy naturally has abs of steel and an incredible ability to dodge from all the dancing he's been doing all his life. He is also actually an exceptionally sharp tool.


I_bord_I


Spicy Trash

33,375 Points
  • The Edgiest 250
  • Sweet Diss, Sis 200
  • Trash Can Supporter 50
DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 12-sided dice: 8 Total: 8 (1-12)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2024 12:24 am


Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
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HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP

new battle new tactics!


It's an interesting tactic the girl is using. She is doing absolutely nothing to hurt the droid The droid decides to use a different tactic. It somersaults over the girl and roundhouse kicks at her from behind.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250


is that so, have a few tricks up my sleeve! here an apple, *really a detonator!*

2 hits! take that!
Queentintin= 165
droid = 80!


The droid blasts into pieces. It attempts to escape by throwing an electronet over the girl.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 80



The girl does some fancy Karate moves to knock it out !

and the droid is done! caput! hehe


The new droid comes in and watches the girl use her Karate skills. It downloads Jiu Jitsu skills into its CPU and attacks the girl.
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 6, 8, 3 Total: 17 (3-24)
PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2024 12:26 am


sachara
User Image

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

sachara = 250
droid = 195


The droid throws a handful of exploding caltrops at the girl's feet.
Sachara = 140
Droid = 195

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice: 10, 2, 2 Total: 14 (3-36)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2024 12:28 am


Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS

User Image

HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP
The new droid comes in just in time to see the damage the boy can do. It backs away and lobs a thermal detonator at the boy to see how well he dodges.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 250
Billy is on a roll, so of course he dodges- full somersault as he finishes the Kryptonite song.
"Sooooooooooome-"
He pauses to decapitate this bot, who looks exactly like that 3 doors down/general Zod guy, probably feeding off the last bot-
"BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME, I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHE-ED!"
The misses before and after because he's too busy trolling the bot were totally worth it.


The droid pulls out a vibroblade which happens to be actually the sharpest tool in its shed. It takes a few quick slashes at the boy's abdomen.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 165
Billy naturally has abs of steel and an incredible ability to dodge from all the dancing he's been doing all his life. He is also actually an exceptionally sharp tool.


The droid brings out a buffer the size of a chainsaw and begins to dull the boy down.
Ultrabord = 165
Droid = 165
Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice: 4, 3, 7 Total: 14 (3-36)
PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2024 7:05 am


DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
User Image

HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP

new battle new tactics!


It's an interesting tactic the girl is using. She is doing absolutely nothing to hurt the droid The droid decides to use a different tactic. It somersaults over the girl and roundhouse kicks at her from behind.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250


is that so, have a few tricks up my sleeve! here an apple, *really a detonator!*

2 hits! take that!
Queentintin= 165
droid = 80!


The droid blasts into pieces. It attempts to escape by throwing an electronet over the girl.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 80



The girl does some fancy Karate moves to knock it out !

and the droid is done! caput! hehe


The new droid comes in and watches the girl use her Karate skills. It downloads Jiu Jitsu skills into its CPU and attacks the girl.
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250


but she's learned her Kata, and is ready! she will come down harshly on it! take that!


Queentintin


Fashionable Delight

33,150 Points
  • Sweetest Romantic 250
  • The Sweetest 250
  • Alchemy Level 7 100
I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice: 8, 5, 8 Total: 21 (3-36)


I_bord_I


Spicy Trash

33,375 Points
  • The Edgiest 250
  • Sweet Diss, Sis 200
  • Trash Can Supporter 50
PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2024 10:49 am


DD-SCRAPS

User Image

HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP
The droid brings out a buffer the size of a chainsaw and begins to dull the boy down.
Ultrabord = 165
Droid = 165
Now Billy is on his toes. The first hit he wasn't able to dodge because he was too busy singing Backstreet Boys, stuck in his head from earlier. He tries to focus on the bot instead (10, 11, 12)
sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice: 4, 2, 7 Total: 13 (3-24)
PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2024 8:54 pm


DD-SCRAPS
sachara
User Image

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

sachara = 250
droid = 195


The droid throws a handful of exploding caltrops at the girl's feet.
Sachara = 140
Droid = 195


sachara = 140
droid = 140

sachara
Vice Captain

Sparkling Girl

DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice: 5, 8, 5 Total: 18 (3-36)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2024 12:33 am


Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin


is that so, have a few tricks up my sleeve! here an apple, *really a detonator!*

2 hits! take that!
Queentintin= 165
droid = 80!


The droid blasts into pieces. It attempts to escape by throwing an electronet over the girl.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 80



The girl does some fancy Karate moves to knock it out !

and the droid is done! caput! hehe


The new droid comes in and watches the girl use her Karate skills. It downloads Jiu Jitsu skills into its CPU and attacks the girl.
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250


but she's learned her Kata, and is ready! she will come down harshly on it! take that!


The droid points an electromagnetic pulse emanator at the girl and wipes out her CPU.
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice: 1, 3, 1 Total: 5 (3-36)
PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2024 12:34 am


Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS

User Image

HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP
The droid brings out a buffer the size of a chainsaw and begins to dull the boy down.
Ultrabord = 165
Droid = 165
Now Billy is on his toes. The first hit he wasn't able to dodge because he was too busy singing Backstreet Boys, stuck in his head from earlier. He tries to focus on the bot instead (10, 11, 12)


The droid points a blaster at the boy's toes since he's up on them.
Billy = 165
Droid = 165

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 5, 8, 4 Total: 17 (3-24)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2024 12:35 am


sachara
DD-SCRAPS
sachara
User Image

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

sachara = 250
droid = 195


The droid throws a handful of exploding caltrops at the girl's feet.
Sachara = 140
Droid = 195


sachara = 140
droid = 140


The droid tosses a thermal detonator toward the girl.
Sachara = 30
Droid = 140
Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice: 5, 7, 6 Total: 18 (3-36)
PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2024 6:30 am


DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin


is that so, have a few tricks up my sleeve! here an apple, *really a detonator!*

2 hits! take that!
Queentintin= 165
droid = 80!


The droid blasts into pieces. It attempts to escape by throwing an electronet over the girl.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 80



The girl does some fancy Karate moves to knock it out !

and the droid is done! caput! hehe


The new droid comes in and watches the girl use her Karate skills. It downloads Jiu Jitsu skills into its CPU and attacks the girl.
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250


but she's learned her Kata, and is ready! she will come down harshly on it! take that!


The droid points an electromagnetic pulse emanator at the girl and wipes out her CPU.
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250


oh no it doesn't lol


Queentintin


Fashionable Delight

33,150 Points
  • Sweetest Romantic 250
  • The Sweetest 250
  • Alchemy Level 7 100
sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice: 8, 5, 6 Total: 19 (3-24)

sachara
Vice Captain

Sparkling Girl

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2024 6:49 am


DD-SCRAPS
sachara
DD-SCRAPS
sachara
User Image

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

sachara = 250
droid = 195


The droid throws a handful of exploding caltrops at the girl's feet.
Sachara = 140
Droid = 195


sachara = 140
droid = 140


The droid tosses a thermal detonator toward the girl.
Sachara = 30
Droid = 140


sachara =30
droid = 0
The girl jumps out of the way and comes round for the kill!
I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice: 8, 11, 9 Total: 28 (3-36)
PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2024 7:43 am


DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS

User Image

HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP
The droid brings out a buffer the size of a chainsaw and begins to dull the boy down.
Ultrabord = 165
Droid = 165
Now Billy is on his toes. The first hit he wasn't able to dodge because he was too busy singing Backstreet Boys, stuck in his head from earlier. He tries to focus on the bot instead (10, 11, 12)


The droid points a blaster at the boy's toes since he's up on them.
Billy = 165
Droid = 165
This bot is incredibly slow and easy to dodge. Billy does his best Adam Lambert impression (no, he doesn't look like this) in an attempt to confuse and distract the robot even more. He certainly won't be giving up any time soon, and slashes at the bot's arms.


I_bord_I


Spicy Trash

33,375 Points
  • The Edgiest 250
  • Sweet Diss, Sis 200
  • Trash Can Supporter 50
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice: 4, 9, 8 Total: 21 (3-36)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2024 5:54 am


Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin



The girl does some fancy Karate moves to knock it out !

and the droid is done! caput! hehe


The new droid comes in and watches the girl use her Karate skills. It downloads Jiu Jitsu skills into its CPU and attacks the girl.
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250


but she's learned her Kata, and is ready! she will come down harshly on it! take that!


The droid points an electromagnetic pulse emanator at the girl and wipes out her CPU.
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250


oh no it doesn't lol


The droid remembers that meatbag CPUs do not work that way. It tries to give the girl a hard reset with a baseball bat.
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250
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