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Total Votes : 127

DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 8, 4, 8 Total: 20 (3-24)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2024 6:10 am


sachara
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

sachara = 250
droid = 140


The droid backs away from the girl and ignites a lightsaber. It comes back in with an overhead slash.
Sachara = 140
Droid = 140
Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice: 7, 1, 5 Total: 13 (3-36)
PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2024 6:15 am


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HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP

new battle new tactics!


Queentintin


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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice: 2, 11, 1 Total: 14 (3-36)


I_bord_I


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2024 10:04 am


DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
The droid tries to alter its hologram projector on its face. It tries to become somebody the boy didn't have such passionate hatred for. It goes for a celebrity look and dons the face of Mark Hamill and pulls out a lightsaber. It strikes an imposing pose and lunges at the boy.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 80

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HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP
"You think you can fool me by looking like some goofy middle-aged guy who used to pretend he was a Jedi? Think again!" Billy is no Jedi, nor Sith. His lightsaber glows a bit yellower-green as he slashes at the fake Luke.

Unfortunately he was just distracted enough that all his strikes were dodged.


The droid knows that if it is hit just one more time, it will become nothing but shrapnel. Shrapnel! That's it! The droid lobs a grenade t the boy.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 80

"You know I'd catch a grenade for ya, but you won't do the same." Billy quotes one of his mom's favorite songs before slashing at the droid's torso once more. Billy needs to stop re-enacting family karaoke nights because it's very distracting.


The droid pops in a couple of tunes to distract the boy. Superman/Kryptonite and What's Up.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 80
Joke's on the bot, Kryptonite is one of Billy's mom's personal favorite karaoke tunes so he hears it all the time. He sings along and swings his saber. Between singing, during the musical interlude, he slashes righ through the bot's torso.
sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice: 5, 8, 5 Total: 18 (3-24)
PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 3:14 am


DD-SCRAPS
sachara
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

sachara = 250
droid = 140


The droid backs away from the girl and ignites a lightsaber. It comes back in with an overhead slash.
Sachara = 140
Droid = 140


sachara = 140
droid = 0
The girl reflects the lightsaber!

sachara
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Sparkling Girl

Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice: 7, 8, 2 Total: 17 (3-24)

Fred66

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 4:51 am


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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP
Let's do this!

Fred 250
Droid 140
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice: 12, 3, 5 Total: 20 (3-36)
PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 7:08 am


Queentintin
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HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP

new battle new tactics!


It's an interesting tactic the girl is using. She is doing absolutely nothing to hurt the droid The droid decides to use a different tactic. It somersaults over the girl and roundhouse kicks at her from behind.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 12-sided dice: 4 Total: 4 (1-12)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 7:10 am


Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
The droid tries to alter its hologram projector on its face. It tries to become somebody the boy didn't have such passionate hatred for. It goes for a celebrity look and dons the face of Mark Hamill and pulls out a lightsaber. It strikes an imposing pose and lunges at the boy.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 80

User Image

HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP
"You think you can fool me by looking like some goofy middle-aged guy who used to pretend he was a Jedi? Think again!" Billy is no Jedi, nor Sith. His lightsaber glows a bit yellower-green as he slashes at the fake Luke.

Unfortunately he was just distracted enough that all his strikes were dodged.


The droid knows that if it is hit just one more time, it will become nothing but shrapnel. Shrapnel! That's it! The droid lobs a grenade t the boy.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 80

"You know I'd catch a grenade for ya, but you won't do the same." Billy quotes one of his mom's favorite songs before slashing at the droid's torso once more. Billy needs to stop re-enacting family karaoke nights because it's very distracting.


The droid pops in a couple of tunes to distract the boy. Superman/Kryptonite and What's Up.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 80
Joke's on the bot, Kryptonite is one of Billy's mom's personal favorite karaoke tunes so he hears it all the time. He sings along and swings his saber. Between singing, during the musical interlude, he slashes righ through the bot's torso.


The new droid comes in just in time to see the damage the boy can do. It backs away and lobs a thermal detonator at the boy to see how well he dodges.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 250
PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 7:12 am


sachara
DD-SCRAPS
sachara
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

sachara = 250
droid = 140


The droid backs away from the girl and ignites a lightsaber. It comes back in with an overhead slash.
Sachara = 140
Droid = 140


sachara = 140
droid = 0
The girl reflects the lightsaber!


Congratulations, Meatbag! Pick another droid *BRZZZT! and begin again!

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 6, 7, 7 Total: 20 (3-24)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 7:13 am


Fred66
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP
Let's do this!

Fred 250
Droid 140


The droid is overwhelmed with programmed happiness at the return of the girl. It gives her a welcome back headbutt.
Fred66 = 85
Droid = 140
Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice: 12, 11, 7 Total: 30 (3-36)
PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 7:23 am


DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
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HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP

new battle new tactics!


It's an interesting tactic the girl is using. She is doing absolutely nothing to hurt the droid The droid decides to use a different tactic. It somersaults over the girl and roundhouse kicks at her from behind.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250


is that so, have a few tricks up my sleeve! here an apple, *really a detonator!*

2 hits! take that!
Queentintin= 165
droid = 80!


Queentintin


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33,150 Points
  • Sweetest Romantic 250
  • The Sweetest 250
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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice: 3, 12, 2 Total: 17 (3-36)


I_bord_I


Spicy Trash

33,375 Points
  • The Edgiest 250
  • Sweet Diss, Sis 200
  • Trash Can Supporter 50
PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 9:30 am


DD-SCRAPS

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HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP
The new droid comes in just in time to see the damage the boy can do. It backs away and lobs a thermal detonator at the boy to see how well he dodges.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 250
Billy is on a roll, so of course he dodges- full somersault as he finishes the Kryptonite song.
"Sooooooooooome-"
He pauses to decapitate this bot, who looks exactly like that 3 doors down/general Zod guy, probably feeding off the last bot-
"BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME, I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHE-ED!"
The misses before and after because he's too busy trolling the bot were totally worth it.
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice: 6, 6, 5 Total: 17 (3-36)
PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 11:49 pm


Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
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HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP

new battle new tactics!


It's an interesting tactic the girl is using. She is doing absolutely nothing to hurt the droid The droid decides to use a different tactic. It somersaults over the girl and roundhouse kicks at her from behind.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250


is that so, have a few tricks up my sleeve! here an apple, *really a detonator!*

2 hits! take that!
Queentintin= 165
droid = 80!


The droid blasts into pieces. It attempts to escape by throwing an electronet over the girl.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 80

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice: 4, 7, 8 Total: 19 (3-36)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 11:51 pm


Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS

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HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP
The new droid comes in just in time to see the damage the boy can do. It backs away and lobs a thermal detonator at the boy to see how well he dodges.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 250
Billy is on a roll, so of course he dodges- full somersault as he finishes the Kryptonite song.
"Sooooooooooome-"
He pauses to decapitate this bot, who looks exactly like that 3 doors down/general Zod guy, probably feeding off the last bot-
"BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME, I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHE-ED!"
The misses before and after because he's too busy trolling the bot were totally worth it.


The droid pulls out a vibroblade which happens to be actually the sharpest tool in its shed. It takes a few quick slashes at the boy's abdomen.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 165
Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice: 6, 11, 8 Total: 25 (3-36)
PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2024 6:09 am


DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
User Image

HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP

new battle new tactics!


It's an interesting tactic the girl is using. She is doing absolutely nothing to hurt the droid The droid decides to use a different tactic. It somersaults over the girl and roundhouse kicks at her from behind.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250


is that so, have a few tricks up my sleeve! here an apple, *really a detonator!*

2 hits! take that!
Queentintin= 165
droid = 80!


The droid blasts into pieces. It attempts to escape by throwing an electronet over the girl.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 80



The girl does some fancy Karate moves to knock it out !

and the droid is done! caput! hehe


Queentintin


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33,150 Points
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sachara rolled 3 4-sided dice: 4, 3, 1 Total: 8 (3-12)

sachara
Vice Captain

Sparkling Girl

PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2024 6:53 am


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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Wrong dice!
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