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 Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:39 pm
Because she kept sneaking out in her party clothes at night.
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:41 pm
I found out she was a stalker.
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:51 pm
I found out he was a ninja... not a pirate
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:52 pm
She kept trying to kill me.
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:08 pm
I didn't she just disappears for a while... wink
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:27 pm
because he burnt down my house
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:31 pm
Because she never came to my house so we always had to do it at hers... she said i live in a bad neighborhood... sad
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:34 pm
because he was secretly a keebler elf
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:42 pm
because I found out where 'E.L. Fudge' really comes from... rofl
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:55 pm
because he legally changed his name into a symbol.
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:04 pm
because she pulled the plug as I was dying in the hospital after laughing myself into a coma from reading her last statement... rofl
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:10 pm
Because he didn't let me kill his brother...
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:10 pm
edit: because she believes the oxford comma is useless.
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:16 pm
because all she wants is my soul,good think i have her pendant.
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:18 pm
because he believes I want his soul, a soul is useless without a body
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