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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:34 pm
Because you want to avoid the birds
Why am I weird?
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:46 pm
You're not weird. You're the only one that's not weird. Every one around is weird.
Why are pyjamas called PJs?
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:25 pm
Because people are to lazzy to say the whole word
Why cant you see the air but you can feel it
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:36 pm
Because the air has no soul.
Why did we suddenly get a foot of snow in VA?
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:21 pm
It would've been double the amount, but Kenya decided to steal some snow. you only got a foot instead of two.
How invented the donut hole?
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Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:10 pm
The people dat accidentally sticked a knife threw de middle
Why do dog's Bark
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Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 4:39 am
'cause if it meowed it'd be a cat 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:15 pm
Oh, strawberry avalanche...
You killed this when you didn't ask a question. stare
Why do my lips hurt?
...Please crash over me.
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:11 pm
You're allergic to lipgloss
Why do i play the guitar?
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 2:19 pm
Oh, strawberry avalanche...
Cause you suck at it!
Why is the world unfair?
...Please crash over me.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:31 am
~Cos' Jebus hates you What one thing descrbies you best?~
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:47 am
My affection for dying.
What's your favourite colour?
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:41 am
Apples
What really is a Miracle?
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:17 pm
It's a Elcarim backwards. It's good for you.
Why are laptops called laptops if you don't even put it on top of your lap?
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:23 pm
because they make laptops out of laps.
why do birds fly?
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