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 Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:49 pm
Granted, but it is not a gaia halo and it's made of a coat hanger.
I wish I was smarter.
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:31 pm
Poof you are smarter, but you cant talk
I wish I had my own house
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:43 pm
Granted: You have a great house with a white picket fence, a dog, a beautiful back yard with a huge swimming pool, unfortunately there is no electricity and no indoor plumbing...
I wish everyone else in my house was sleeping
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 9:50 am
evry1 in ur house is asleep but they locked u out of the house
i wish for a lot of money
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:01 pm
Granted: you get a lot of money by robbing banks, you were killed in a foiled attempt at your 3rd bank by the one inept bank guard...
I wish my puppy would stop biting my toes
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:24 pm
granted
your puppy now bites your nose instead
and i wish my cat would not dance on my keyboard
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:31 pm
(I have the same problem)
Granted, your cat can no longer dance on your keyboard because it was broken during its spectacular rendition of Swan Lake.
I wish the day was longer.
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:08 pm
[[gah my cat's doing it now, i swear she's retarted...runs around the house and hits the staircase every now and then...]]
Granted, now the nights are onlty 3 seconds long and you can't get any sleep.
I wish My house wasn't robbed
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:10 am
Your wish is granted and it comes to your attention that your house wasn't robbed after all. Apparently, your belongings just got up one night and left of their own volition.
O_O
I wish I had a roll of Tums right now.
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:34 pm
Granted, but they are all spinach flavored
I wish i could make more money.
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:22 pm
Granted, but it is play money.
I wish I had better manners...
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:30 am
Granted, but you end up teaching them to others and pick up their bad manners.
I wish I had an easy way to clean the walls and ceiling
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:53 am
Granted, you don't have to any more because you live in a tent.
I wish people would visit my sub 4laugh .
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:20 am
Granted, Everyone visits your sub, but now one can read.
I wish I could travel backwards in time.
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:25 pm
Your wish is granted, and a blue police call box magically materialises on your front lawn.
(Sorry. mrgreen Doctor Who reference. And everybody geeky enough to have watched that show knows that something bad always happens to The Doctor's sidekick sooner or later...)
Alternate, non-Doctor-Who-reference (but still pretty darn geeky!) ending:
Your wish is granted and you find that you can travel backwards through time. Unfortunately, you aren't very fast on your feet walking backwards all the time, and bump into things a lot. It also gets you into a lot of trouble. Like that one time you walked backwards through colonial Salem, and consequently got tried/executed for witchcraft (Well, what are they supposed to think of an oddly dressed heathen that walks backwards all the time?)...
I wish I were hip! crying
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